13/10/2026
One day you're holding their hand. The next day you're hugging their armpit.
š¶ NEW SONG ALERT
Scientists have yet to explain how children can grow 15 feet taller between visits.
As a public service announcement, I have written a song about this phenomenon.
It's called "Armpit Height."
If you've ever hugged a child you hadn't seen for a while and thought, "Hang on... why is this hug more like a headlock, and my eye-level is your armpit?" you'll understand.
Hope it brings a smile to your day!