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For anyone pretending to make and stick to new years resolutions, these lightly infused sparkling waters contain no sugars, are all natural and contain no sweeteners. Just fruit extracts and essential oils, for a whisper of flavour on the lips, that won't hurt your hips. Perfect for those kidding themselves into thinking 'this is my year!' before giving up on unachievable goals a week later.
Lets get fancy and drink to the fact that our 2022 gym membership is still sitting collecting dust in the wallet, and anyone who has a six pack probably has no friends anyway. Cheers to another year older and none the wiser. Our resolution is to better drinks, come join us?
Is it Monday? Tuesday? Sunday? Or who cares.
All we know is its that sweet spot in the year where drinking becomes a national sport and time of day is irrelevant. Pick yourself up and pour yourself another drink. Because...why not?
Considering a class action against our parents for forcing us to sit on this guy's lap. Double-tap if you have ever been personally victimised by forced Santa photos.
Bar humbug. Love StrangeLove.
That's a wrap for team StrangeLove for 2022, we are off to drink our own body weight in drinks and kick our younger relatives' butts at Bocce, UNO and various other games that make annoying children cry. We will respond to any inquiries the first week of Jan, please be kind, as we will be disgustingly bloated and painfully hungover.
Salted Grapefruit mixer. Because, tequila.
When all else fails, drink Chilli.
Low sugar soda infused with zesty limes and Jalapeño chilli's, guaranteed to make you feel again.
Are you a hopeless, lazy, abhorrent, procrastinating disappointment in the gift-giving department? Look no further than strangelove.com.au.
Stuff stockings. Stuff mouths. Stuff going to the local shops to argue with boomers over parking spaces. Shop smarter, not harder.
*Mouth-watering spirit pairing pack inspo pictured*
The sale that you probably haven't been waiting for, but is here none-the-less is live on our website today. Yes, that's right today. What a time to be alive. 20% off sitewide, this weekend only.
COMPLETELY REAL AND LEGITIMATE TWEETS FROM VERIFIED TWITTER ACCOUNTS.
Twitter blue ticks are going great. Everything is fine.
This mandarin massacre was entirely necessary to create Very Mandarin Soda. Don't fret, we only use very very naughty mandarins in our sodas. Don't cry for them. Drink them instead.
If you are dabbling in the dark arts this weekend, make sure you are mixing with dark spirits.
Put down the ouija board and pick up the Dark Spirits mixer pack from our website instead. Don't be asking opinions of the dead, we get enough of those from the living already.
Why is this new Double Ginger Beer Lo-Cal Soda can looking down on you? Because, it is in fact, better than you in every way possible.
It contains two types of ginger (you don't)
It comes in a recycle friendly aluminium can (you don't)
It can do a backflip...probably. (you can't)
Don't bother trying to compete with perfection. Drink it instead.
The night is oh-so-young. But we are feeling ever-so-old.
Embrace the Grandma within, stay in and stick your lips around Bitter Lemon Tonic. This old classic re-imagined for the modern drinker featuring bold Australian Calamansi citrus, paired with & topped with fancy bubbly soda water makes for a lip-smacking Tom Collins.
Failed collaboration idea number #2,789: Yuzu Lo-Cal Soda meets the Blue Man Group for the misguided 'Bluezu Soda'.
You asked, and we acted really really slowly. Canned Lo-Cal Soda is finally back in stock online. Grab em' while they are cold.
A huge congrats to our design partners .co.nz for taking out Gold at the Best Awards for the Tipple Topper Brand Identity. Without you, we would just be a paper bag with 'Tipple Topper' scribbled in sharpie on the front.
Love your work.
💫ANOTHER BLOODY GIVEAWAY💫
We have another giveaway that's a surefire way to get you some stuff you don't want to pay for, in exchange for bolstering our monthly 'social media metrics'. We all win.
Simply follow and and you could win 2 x tickets to the Spring Gin market held at The Craft and Co. HQ in Collingwood this October.
T&C's: 18+ only. Entries close 10.10.2022. Winner will be contacted via DM.
We infused the prettiest sounding and tasting elements on earth into the new Distiller's Tonic. Italian wildflowers. Vanilla extract. Bergamot. Lemon Pith. Unicorn tears*.
Now available for your purchasing pleasure on our website.
*Does not contain any actual Unicorn tears. If anyone knows a unicorn sad enough to produce a commercial level of tears, please contact us on 1800 712 801.
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We worked hand in hand with Master Distiller's to create this shiny new tonic water - the aptly named 'Distiller's Tonic'. A delicate, easy pairing mixer infused with Italian wildflowers, bergamot, lemon pith and vanilla extract. Truly versatile and crafted as a go-to-tonic for cellar door tastings, this beauty proves that if you want something done right, pay someone much smarter than you to develop it.
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It's international Paloma appreciation week, and since the 'Paloma Act' of 1994 was instated under federal law, it's actually illegal to forgo a Paloma during this week of grapefruit worship. So stay out of trouble, tart up your weekend, and whip yourself up a Paloma using this simple combination.
A certain soft drink conglomerate (we wont name names, as we cannot afford to get sued) announced they are axing one of their popular lemon drinks today - much to the dismay of the general public.
Well, general public, your first world problems are solved. We also make a lemon drink. And it's got actual lemons in it, which was a highly unorthodox risk we took when creating this lemon drink.
If you mix Lime and jalapeño Lo-Cal Soda with delicious delicious tequila this weekend, not only do you have the simplest Marg this side of Maragaritaville, you can also spin around in circles and fall down.
If you have a better idea of a way to kill an afternoon, we would love to hear it.
Saturday reminder to drink plenty of fluids - before demolishing your insides with Gin and Tonics all evening. Also, sorry if you watched this while really really needing to p*e.
This Saturday, if your significant other is requesting you do things like 'clean the gutters' or 'attend couples counseling' - we would highly recommend blatantly ignoring them and heading to instead.
Try the ‘Pear-ball’ on the new menu of the Sydney Laboratory, featuring Modern Australian Gin, Cloudy Pear Lo-Cal Soda, and an aromatic bay leaf to garnish. Recent feedback notes that this is a drink worth ruining marital beds for.
Inspired by lush Indonesian islands, with hints of angelica seed, cumin, and violet root is as good as a trip to Bali - minus your drunk uncle flashing too much skin in a Bintang singlet.
If you attempt to leave your house, travel, you know...have a life... bad things are bound to happen. Stay home and experience culture the 2022 way, by enjoying this Yuzu from Japan Lo-Cal Soda. It's safe, delicious & doesn't involve flight cancellations or communicable diseases. Totemo yoi!
We hear you... 'why on earth should I purchase dehydrated beverage garnishes when I have a perfectly fine mouldy old orange in the back of my fridge?'
Great question.
Stripping the moisture out of the fruit - results in an intensified aromatic profile, giving your drink that extra wow factor in the overall cocktail experience. Simply insert Tipple Topper, the superior beverage garnish for a superior drinking experience.
Prior to adding the beverage garnish Tipple Topper to his drinks, this man (pictured) was fed up with everyday existence. Nothing brought him joy anymore, not even achieving the Australian dream of a house, a wife, a car, a picket fence, and 2.5 a̶n̶n̶o̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ beautiful children.
Fix your drink. Fix your life. Simply add Tipple Topper and drink your way to happiness.
Saying bye to dry July.
The unofficial StrangeLove petition to change Dry July to Rye July.
If you have ever looked at an opulent Mexican feast and thought 'I wish I could drink that' then today is your lucky day.
Karu Distillery have gone rogue and infused vodka with some actual flavour - and not just any flavour - fiery Chipotle chilli's. Paired with the zesty and subtle heat of our Lime and Jalapeno soda is a sure-fire way to kick off any taco Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday (and so on).
Straight from the lab, the Autobahn. Navy Strength Gin, Very Mandarin Soda and a touch of lime. We usually wouldn't advocate drinking and driving on the Autobahn. And we won't in this case either. Catch an uber and down these to your hearts content you responsible drinker you.
You could do something productive this weekend, like go hiking or read to the elderly. Or you could actually enjoy yourself and pour signature Sydney Dry Gin with our flagship Indian Tonic no.8 and not hate your own life choices.
Want to know a secret?
Our Lo-Cal Soda's are seriously satisfying alternatives if trying to avoid the Devils nectar this July. All you need is a glass, some ice & a wedge of lemon.
Sorry - we never said it was an overly interesting secret.
Pristine Australian sparkling water lightly infused with Sicilian lemon extracts is just as refreshing and satisfying as it sounds.
And the best part - HR insisted we give sugar the day off when it came to this infused water - guzzle them down guilt-free,
It's time to let the liver clock off for some annual leave and kick off dry July with homegrown botanical bonanza of non-alc infusions.
The 'Royal' features the discernable characteristics of rum, plus the familiar smokiness of whiskey, paired with dark spirits lover Dry Ginger Ale will have your tastebuds - and long-suffering internal organs - singing your praises.
The combination of and Yuzu Lo-Cal Soda is better than snuggling up with a good old-fashioned shag...rug.
Holy Grapefruit Lo-Cal Soda can't quite turn water into wine, but it can guarantee eternal salivation.
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