Butcher 2 Go - Magnetic Island

Butcher 2 Go - Magnetic Island Bringing top-quality Aussie meat to Nelly Bay, right here on Magnetic Island. Quality Pasture Raised. Not on Maggie?

Convenient Butcher 2 Go outlet open Monday - Friday 8am to 4pm / Saturday 8am to 12 pm. Check the Facebook of Butcher 2 Go in Townsville!

🚨🥩 THE MEAT HAS LANDED! 🥩🚨Maggie… we have a situation.Today’s meat delivery has arrived and the fridge is now dangerousl...
26/08/2026

🚨🥩 THE MEAT HAS LANDED! 🥩🚨

Maggie… we have a situation.

Today’s meat delivery has arrived and the fridge is now dangerously overqualified for BBQ duties. 😂🔥

Fresh grass-fed beef has landed, including enough premium cuts to make a yachtie forget which boat they came from:

🥩 TOMAHAWKS — the bigger, the better.
🥩 EYE FILLET — fancy meat for fancy sailors.
🥩 PORTERHOUSE — because you deserve it.
🥩 RIB FILLET — juicy, glorious and absolutely no use for counting calories.
🥩 GRAIN FED ANGUS RIB FILLET — serious business.
🥩 WAGYU RUMP STEAK — because apparently regular steak wasn't dangerous enough.

AND THEN IT GOT WEIRD…

🐖 A PIG is currently occupying valuable fridge real estate.
🐑 A LAMB has also checked in.
🐐 THE GOAT is here too… although its future is looking suspiciously curry-shaped. 🌶️😂

And with Magnetic Island Race Week in full swing, we know exactly what’s about to happen…

⛵️ Yachties will arrive.
🍷 W**e will disappear.
🍹 Rum will mysteriously evaporate.
🥩 THE MEAT WILL VANISH.

So GET IN QUICK!

Because once the Race Week crews discover the meat fridge, we're expecting a level of carnage normally reserved for a yacht rounding the Forts in a cyclone. 😂

⛵️ RACE WEEK WARNING:

Your competitors are not your biggest threat.

THEY'RE AFTER YOUR STEAK. 🥩👀

🏃‍♂️💨 GET IN QUICK BEFORE THE YACHTIES DO!

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🐝💥 BEE TEAM 6 STRIKES AGAIN! 💥🐝After two long weeks in Guantanamo Bay, Cam has finally escaped and returned to the islan...
19/08/2026

🐝💥 BEE TEAM 6 STRIKES AGAIN! 💥🐝
After two long weeks in Guantanamo Bay, Cam has finally escaped and returned to the island — still craving steak and freedom.

Thanks to the elite Bee Team 6, led by the fearless Sergeant Bumble, the extraction was a complete success. The mind‑control experiments failed (turns out cows make terrible scientists), and Cam was delivered back in one piece — just in time for this week’s meat order!

🔥 This week’s lineup:

Fresh grass‑fed beef — thick‑cut Rib Fillet and Tomahawks

Two‑inch Eye Fillet, glorious mince, and all your favourite cuts

Juicy pork and lamb ready for the grill

Plus our in‑house legends from Charters Towers: Cheese Kransky, Honey Kransky, and B**r Sticks 🍺🧀

❄️ The freezer’s begging for mercy, so we’re doing 15% off all frozen meat while stocks last!

Come celebrate Cam’s freedom — grab your meat before Bee Team 6 gets hungry again! 🐄💪

For the matching funny image, I’ll create a cartoon‑style scene showing:

Cam parachuting onto the island with a steak in one hand

Sergeant Bumble (a heroic bee in tactical gear) saluting

A cow scientist in the background looking defeated next to a “Mind Control Failed” sign

A banner reading “Operation Meat Drop Success!”

07/08/2026

Hello islanders
We have 10% off mince BBQ steak and rump until Tuesday 11/08/26. Come in and grab a bargin.

🐄💥 FARMAGEDDON UPDATE 💥🐄The beef industry has officially lost the plot. Farmers aren’t selling cows for steaks anymore —...
30/07/2026

🐄💥 FARMAGEDDON UPDATE 💥🐄
The beef industry has officially lost the plot. Farmers aren’t selling cows for steaks anymore — they’re strapping them to tractors as cow batteries because diesel costs more than therapy. Thanks to a certain giant orange buffoon, fuel prices have gone orbital and the cows are not vibing.

They’ve gone into hiding — moo‑tineers in the paddock — while the unlucky few are being converted into “renewable beef energy.” 🐮⚡ The sheep and pigs are now lobbying Canberra to scrap the fuel excise before they end up as lamb‑powered generators and pork‑driven hybrids.

Meanwhile, we’re still slinging the good stuff: fresh beef, pork, and lamb — no wires attached. The fridge is packed, the mince mountain is glorious, and we’ve got maple bacon sausages that’ll make you forget the energy crisis entirely.

Come stock up before the cows unionize and start charging per kilowatt.

🌧️ THE GREAT WET SEASON OF 2024/2025 BRIDGE PARTY V1.0 🌉The Wet Season of 2024/2025 didn’t just rain — it opened a port...
22/07/2026

🌧️ THE GREAT WET SEASON OF 2024/2025

BRIDGE PARTY V1.0 🌉

The Wet Season of 2024/2025 didn’t just rain — it opened a portal, unleashed sky‑rage, and blasted our bridge into the next dimension. Forty days and nights of biblical moisture. No ark. Just chaos.

Government levels immediately entered a three‑way screaming match so loud the mud crab went into hiding again.
Local vs State vs Federal:
Everyone blaming everyone, nobody fixing anything, and all of them now trying to claim credit like they personally hand‑stitched the bridge from unicorn sinew.

Locals tried to bribe the Army Engineers Corps with a pallet of b**r.
Army: “Two pallets.”
Locals: “Mate that’s organized crime.”
Deal dead.

A Royal Commission asked why the sky tried to drown us — God angry about missing the toad races? Cloud seeding? Climate change? Someone doing interpretive rain dancing?
Final verdict: previous government’s fault. Obviously.

Environmental study confirmed the albino yellow‑spotted jumping mud crab (last seen 66,000 years ago by locals, would not be disturbed.

And now — after waiting so long our kids have grown up, moved out, come back, and moved out again —
THE BRIDGE IS OPEN.
Time for the Official Unofficial Bridge Opening Party V1.0.
Bring chaos. Bring snacks. Bring emotional support beverages.

🥩 MEAT ORDER — PARTY FUEL

Beef prime cuts — Eye Fillet, Rib Fillet, Porterhouse and the rest of the cow obviously.

Lamb classics — chops, cutlets, roasts

Pork essentials — chops, Italian sausages

World‑famous mince — the chaos glue of any party

Party like the mud crab is your spirit animal and the bridge might wash away again tomorrow.

This week’s meat delivery didn’t just “arrive.”It descended from the heavens riding a flaming wheel of destiny, screamin...
15/07/2026

This week’s meat delivery didn’t just “arrive.”
It descended from the heavens riding a flaming wheel of destiny, screaming like a banshee and smelling faintly of pork ribs.

Here’s what happened — allegedly:

Captain Squark Beard didn’t just attack the ferry.
He burst out of the ocean riding a jet ski made from stolen BCF parts, wearing a pirate hat made of soggy cardboard and yelling “FOR THE CHIPS!” like a deranged prophet.

The magpies?
They didn’t fight the seagulls — they declared aerial martial law, performing manoeuvres so illegal even the RAAF would blush.

The chickens?
They achieved temporary flight through sheer rage, dropping eggs with the accuracy of guided missiles while dolphins filmed the whole thing for their underwater streaming service Flipper+.

The orca?
It didn’t just head‑boop the Kraken.
It launched itself like a torpedo of justice, colliding with the Kraken Emperor so hard it reset the ocean’s Wi‑Fi.

Meanwhile, the humpback mafia watched from the deep, counting protection money and judging everyone’s technique.

And through all this, the M.I Transport refrigerated truck rolled off the ferry in perfect condition — not a scratch, not a dent, not a single chicken footprint on the roof.

This week’s spoils of war:

All your favorite beef cuts

Fresh bacon

Pork chops & ribs

Italian sausages

Pasture‑raised eggs

Smallgoods made fresh in-house at Charters Towers

🏴‍☠️ The Battle for the BeefAs your crates of meat approached the harbour, the gulls descended like feathered demons wit...
09/07/2026

🏴‍☠️ The Battle for the Beef
As your crates of meat approached the harbour, the gulls descended like feathered demons with gambling debts.

The Mermaids attempted to hypnotise the delivery crew with interpretive dance.
The dolphins tried to tow the whole shipment out to sea using a stolen jet ski.
One gull attempted diplomacy but was clearly drunk.

⚓ The Mayor Steps In
In a move no one expected, the Mayor issued an emergency request to the Navy:

“Send help. we need meat.”

Within minutes, a naval es**rt arrived — three boats, one helicopter, and a bloke named Trevor who just wanted to try out the siren button.

The Navy engaged the pirate coalition in what witnesses described as “a deranged aquatic mosh pit.”
After 14 minutes of chaos, two broken ukuleles, and one dolphin arrested for tax evasion, the Navy emerged victorious.

🥩 The Meat Lives On
Thanks to the heroic defence force, your meat shipment is safe, sound, and ready for the people of Magnetic Island:

Plain Beef Sausages — 10% off, perfect for kids or adults who behave like them

Tomahawks — big enough to intimidate your neighbour

Eye Fillet & Rib Fillet — fancy enough to pretend you’re on MasterChef

Diced Beef — for that winter stew… whenever winter decides to show up

Pork Chops — thick, juicy, and unbothered by sea‑gull tyranny

Fresh Smoked Bacon — straight out of the smoker and smelling like victory

01/07/2026

We would like to thank the community, local restaurants and cafes for their support. Without you we would not be able to bring the meat to the island.
If you are looking for a good meal pleases support Mamma Roma Island Spice Cafe Lava Lava Magnetic Island MOM meals Maggie Island Carvery Early bird cafe Amaroo at the Brewery Burger Bebe.
All their food is excellent.

🥩 Today’s Meat Drop Has Landed — And It’s a Beefy OneNo lamb. No pork. Just wall‑to‑wall beef like the cows organised a ...
01/07/2026

🥩 Today’s Meat Drop Has Landed — And It’s a Beefy One
No lamb. No pork. Just wall‑to‑wall beef like the cows organised a union and demanded representation.

Prime cuts so fresh they’re practically doing push‑ups.

Plain sausages for the traditionalists.

BBQ steaks for the kids on holidays — because nothing says “school’s out” like a steak bigger than their face.

Brisket bones for the dogs, who are about to think they’ve ascended to Valhalla.

And because the delivery truck was very generous today…
Frozen sausages are 15% off while stocks last.
(Help us. The freezer is now one bad decision away from exploding. It needs a defrost. It’s seen things.)

Swing by Butchers 2 Go – Magnetic Island and help us restore balance to the cold‑storage universe.

🦑🦅🏴‍☠️ SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT REPORT — THE CARNAGE IS REALMagnetic Island…This week’s meat delivery has seen more action th...
25/06/2026

🦑🦅🏴‍☠️ SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT REPORT — THE CARNAGE IS REAL
Magnetic Island…
This week’s meat delivery has seen more action than a Marvel movie.

First up:
The kids are home, they’re hungry, and they’re staring at you like a pack of tiny wolves.
Good news — we’ve got plain beef sausages and herb & garlic beef sausages, plus herb & garlic BBQ steaks to keep the little gremlins fed before they start chewing the furniture.

But then… disaster.

🕊️ The Rogue Seagull Pirates Strike Again
M.I Transport were ambushed mid‑barge crossing by a flock of rogue seagull pirates.
Feathered criminals. Zero remorse.
They made off with every pork sausage on board.

We did manage to save:

Thick‑cut pork chops

Bacon fresh out of the smoker

Pork belly roast
(Seagulls don’t like commitment — too much chewing.)

🦑 The Kraken Situation
The Kraken rose from the depths, grabbed the lamb box, and vanished into the blue.
It took the lamb loin chops and cutlets but somehow left behind a couple of beautiful little deboned leg roasts.
(We assume it’s watching its cholesterol.)

🐄 Beef: The Hero We Needed
The beef survived thanks to the valiant truck driver, who fought off the seagull pirates with nothing but a hi‑vis vest and pure island spirit.

So yes — we still have:

2‑inch thick rib fillet

2‑inch thick eye fillet

Our world-famous mince.

A solid stock of prime cuts for every taste, appetite, and BBQ hero on the island

Swing by Butchers 2 Go – Magnetic Island and grab your supplies before the seagulls regroup.

Address

38 Mandalay Avenue
Nelly Bay, QLD
4819

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 4pm
Tuesday 8am - 4pm
Wednesday 8am - 4pm
Thursday 8am - 4pm
Friday 8am - 4pm
Saturday 8am - 12pm

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