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Butcher 2 Go - Magnetic Island Bringing top-quality Aussie meat to Nelly Bay, right here on Magnetic Island. Quality Pasture Raised. Not on Maggie?

Convenient Butcher 2 Go outlet open Monday - Friday 8am to 4pm / Saturday 8am to 12 pm. Check the Facebook of Butcher 2 Go in Townsville!

Meat order has landed — and good thing too, because this heat is practically begging for a BBQ. We’ve got Tomahawks, Rib...
21/10/2026

Meat order has landed — and good thing too, because this heat is practically begging for a BBQ. We’ve got Tomahawks, Rib Fillet, Eye Fillet, Rump, BBQ steaks, burger-ready mince, and enough sausages to start a small festival (they’re 10% off because… well, there are a lot).
Freezer sale continues with pork chops, mince, ham, lamb roast, and other chilly goodies.
Need broth? We’ve got bones. Got puppies? We’ve got brisket bones. Feeling fancy? Try our Casalinga pork sausages or Moroccan lamb sausages.
Perfect weather, perfect meat — the barbie is calling.”

**🚨🐐 SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT MAYHEM: THE REEF EDITION 🐖🌴** --Due to the long weekend the **lamb, goat and pig** have offici...
07/10/2026

**🚨🐐 SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT MAYHEM: THE REEF EDITION 🐖🌴**
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Due to the long weekend the **lamb, goat and pig** have officially taken **annual leave** and legged it to the **Great Barrier Reef** for a school‑holiday getaway.
Reports say:
- The **goat** is doing backflips off a glass‑bottom boat
- The **lamb** joined a snorkelling tour and is now “at one with the coral”
- The **pig** is floating past Magnetic Island on a giant inflatable flamingo yelling “SEE YA NEXT WEEK”

So if you’re wondering why they’re not in the cabinet today… they’re too busy sipping reef‑side mocktails and getting sunburnt.

BUT FEAR NOT — because we *did* get a delivery, and it’s cooked straight from the chaos gods:

🥓 **House-made bacon** — cured with love, trauma, and questionable sanity
🥚 **Pasture-raised eggs** — the chooks didn’t get a holiday because they’re unionised differently
🐄 **A beautiful little cow** — the only employee who actually showed up for work

Which means we’ve got:
- 🪓 **Tomahawks** (for when you want to feel like a Viking dad on school holidays)
- 🥩 **Thick-cut rib fillet** (thicker than the sunscreen layer on the pig’s shoulders)
- 🥩 **Rump — sliced AND unsliced** (choose your own adventure)
- 🍖 **Mince, snags, BBQ steaks** — perfect for feeding feral children who haven’t slept since last Friday
- 🐕 **Bones for the dogs** — because they also deserve a school holiday treat

Everything is flying out the door faster than the goat on a reef tour, so **get in quick before the cow starts demanding a holiday too**.

Magnetic Island, brace yourself. The meat truck didn’t just arrive — it burst through the atmosphere like a meteor made ...
30/09/2026

Magnetic Island, brace yourself. The meat truck didn’t just arrive — it burst through the atmosphere like a meteor made of protein.

First up: grass‑fed beef so beautiful it should have its own OnlyFans.
We’ve got THICK‑CUT rib fillet for the psychos who like their steak blue enough to still have opinions. Plus blade roast, topside roast, beef cheeks, and ox tail for anyone who wants to cook something that makes guests whisper “is this legal?” while going back for seconds.

Now the sausages… mate…
This week’s lineup is basically Eurovision but meatier:

Moroccan lamb sausages – so good they’ll make you rethink your life choices.

Italian pork sausages – loud, dramatic, probably gesturing with flavour.

Plain beef sausages – the kids’ favourite, and yes, all gluten‑free, because we care about your guts.

But the real headline act…

THE GOAT THAT GOT AWAY HAS BEEN CAPTURED.

After last week’s daring escape, Fisheries found the little outlaw loitering at the boat ramp like it was waiting for a lift to the pub. Turns out “protected species” doesn’t mean “free to cause carnage on Magnetic Island”.

Unlucky for the goat.
Very lucky for us.

It’s a pure‑bred Boer, fat, smug, and now respectfully transitioning from “local menace” to “dinner”. We’ve got:

Diced goat

Loin chops

BBQ chops

Something for everyone — especially the kids, who will absolutely point at it and ask “is that the naughty goat?” while you try not to laugh.

Don't forget the dogs! we have plenty of bones in stock.

So swing by Butchers 2 Go, where the meat is premium, the stories are unhinged, and the livestock occasionally attempts a jailbreak.

🥩🐐🚤 “OPERATION TINNY ESCAPE” — SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT MADNESS! 🚤🐐🥩The new Charters Towers meat order has landed — just in ...
23/09/2026

🥩🐐🚤 “OPERATION TINNY ESCAPE” — SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT MADNESS! 🚤🐐🥩
The new Charters Towers meat order has landed — just in time for the school holidays! The fridge is bursting with quality beef, lamb, and pork, all ready for your grill, roast, or spontaneous carnivore celebration.

But tragedy struck: the goat escaped. Last seen stealing a tinny, cracking a cold one, and heading off to fish near the reef. If anyone spots a smug goat with a fishing rod and a six‑pack, tell him his shift at the butcher’s isn’t over.

🔥 This week’s lineup:

Prime steak cuts, mince, and Osso Bucco etc — the cow’s finest contributions

Lamb chops, cutlets, and small boneless roasts for classy carnivores

Thick pork chops, boneless pork roast, bacon, and a glorious selection of smallgoods

Fresh Tallow for the old‑school cooks and soap‑makers

And for the four‑legged food critics — we’re now taking orders for 20 kg boxes of dog bones at $110 per box 🦴
We also have marrow bones and brisket bones incase 20kg is excessive.

The goat may be gone, but the meat’s here and ready to party. Stock up before the fridge explodes again!

We have a freezer sale on this week until it is empty. All sorts of treasures are hidden inside, mince, chops and sausag...
22/09/2026

We have a freezer sale on this week until it is empty. All sorts of treasures are hidden inside, mince, chops and sausages to name a few. Come in and get 15% off.

🚨 THE SAILORS HAVE LEFT. THE ISLAND HAS EXHALED. 🚨Race Week is over, the boats have sailed away, and the locals may now ...
09/09/2026

🚨 THE SAILORS HAVE LEFT. THE ISLAND HAS EXHALED. 🚨

Race Week is over, the boats have sailed away, and the locals may now reclaim the roads, the beaches, and—most importantly—the BBQ. 🥩🔥

Our fresh order of meat has arrived today, and it’s looking dangerously delicious:

🥩 Fresh beef
🐑 Fresh lamb
🌭 Pork Cassalinger sausages
🪓 All your favourite cuts—including magnificent Tomahawks
🐶 Dog bones for tiny ankle-biters, medium floofs, and enormous horse-dogs
🍲 Soup bones for making broth so comforting it may emotionally repair you

The weather is perfect for firing up the BBQ, inviting your favourite people over, and enjoying a glass of red w**e now that you can once again get it from the bottle shop without having to barter with a sailor.

Come on down, stock up, and celebrate the return of normal island life—with meat, w**e, dogs, broth, and absolutely no need to discuss boat handicaps. 🍷🔥

The locals are back. The BBQ is calling.

🚨🥩 THE MEAT HAS LANDED! 🥩🚨Maggie… we have a situation.Today’s meat delivery has arrived and the fridge is now dangerousl...
26/08/2026

🚨🥩 THE MEAT HAS LANDED! 🥩🚨

Maggie… we have a situation.

Today’s meat delivery has arrived and the fridge is now dangerously overqualified for BBQ duties. 😂🔥

Fresh grass-fed beef has landed, including enough premium cuts to make a yachtie forget which boat they came from:

🥩 TOMAHAWKS — the bigger, the better.
🥩 EYE FILLET — fancy meat for fancy sailors.
🥩 PORTERHOUSE — because you deserve it.
🥩 RIB FILLET — juicy, glorious and absolutely no use for counting calories.
🥩 GRAIN FED ANGUS RIB FILLET — serious business.
🥩 WAGYU RUMP STEAK — because apparently regular steak wasn't dangerous enough.

AND THEN IT GOT WEIRD…

🐖 A PIG is currently occupying valuable fridge real estate.
🐑 A LAMB has also checked in.
🐐 THE GOAT is here too… although its future is looking suspiciously curry-shaped. 🌶️😂

And with Magnetic Island Race Week in full swing, we know exactly what’s about to happen…

⛵️ Yachties will arrive.
🍷 W**e will disappear.
🍹 Rum will mysteriously evaporate.
🥩 THE MEAT WILL VANISH.

So GET IN QUICK!

Because once the Race Week crews discover the meat fridge, we're expecting a level of carnage normally reserved for a yacht rounding the Forts in a cyclone. 😂

⛵️ RACE WEEK WARNING:

Your competitors are not your biggest threat.

THEY'RE AFTER YOUR STEAK. 🥩👀

🏃‍♂️💨 GET IN QUICK BEFORE THE YACHTIES DO!

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🐝💥 BEE TEAM 6 STRIKES AGAIN! 💥🐝After two long weeks in Guantanamo Bay, Cam has finally escaped and returned to the islan...
19/08/2026

🐝💥 BEE TEAM 6 STRIKES AGAIN! 💥🐝
After two long weeks in Guantanamo Bay, Cam has finally escaped and returned to the island — still craving steak and freedom.

Thanks to the elite Bee Team 6, led by the fearless Sergeant Bumble, the extraction was a complete success. The mind‑control experiments failed (turns out cows make terrible scientists), and Cam was delivered back in one piece — just in time for this week’s meat order!

🔥 This week’s lineup:

Fresh grass‑fed beef — thick‑cut Rib Fillet and Tomahawks

Two‑inch Eye Fillet, glorious mince, and all your favourite cuts

Juicy pork and lamb ready for the grill

Plus our in‑house legends from Charters Towers: Cheese Kransky, Honey Kransky, and B**r Sticks 🍺🧀

❄️ The freezer’s begging for mercy, so we’re doing 15% off all frozen meat while stocks last!

Come celebrate Cam’s freedom — grab your meat before Bee Team 6 gets hungry again! 🐄💪

For the matching funny image, I’ll create a cartoon‑style scene showing:

Cam parachuting onto the island with a steak in one hand

Sergeant Bumble (a heroic bee in tactical gear) saluting

A cow scientist in the background looking defeated next to a “Mind Control Failed” sign

A banner reading “Operation Meat Drop Success!”

07/08/2026

Hello islanders
We have 10% off mince BBQ steak and rump until Tuesday 11/08/26. Come in and grab a bargin.

🐄💥 FARMAGEDDON UPDATE 💥🐄The beef industry has officially lost the plot. Farmers aren’t selling cows for steaks anymore —...
30/07/2026

🐄💥 FARMAGEDDON UPDATE 💥🐄
The beef industry has officially lost the plot. Farmers aren’t selling cows for steaks anymore — they’re strapping them to tractors as cow batteries because diesel costs more than therapy. Thanks to a certain giant orange buffoon, fuel prices have gone orbital and the cows are not vibing.

They’ve gone into hiding — moo‑tineers in the paddock — while the unlucky few are being converted into “renewable beef energy.” 🐮⚡ The sheep and pigs are now lobbying Canberra to scrap the fuel excise before they end up as lamb‑powered generators and pork‑driven hybrids.

Meanwhile, we’re still slinging the good stuff: fresh beef, pork, and lamb — no wires attached. The fridge is packed, the mince mountain is glorious, and we’ve got maple bacon sausages that’ll make you forget the energy crisis entirely.

Come stock up before the cows unionize and start charging per kilowatt.

Address

38 Mandalay Avenue
Nelly Bay, QLD
4819

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 4pm
Tuesday 8am - 4pm
Wednesday 8am - 4pm
Thursday 8am - 4pm
Friday 8am - 4pm
Saturday 8am - 12pm

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+61747581650

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