19/03/2026
You’ve been longing for a proper Tupperware cupboard, haven’t you?
One where the lids match.
The stacks behave.
Nothing launches itself at your face the moment you open the door.
But instead…
You’ve got that one container. No lid. Still hanging about like it pays rent.
A graveyard of lids that fit absolutely nothing you own.
And at least one tub you’re convinced came from a neighbour’s house — possibly in 2011.
It’s chaos. Proper chaos.
Like a kitchen drawer in a shared flat in 1998. Except somehow worse, because you’re an adult now and this is your life.
And yet… every now and then, you think: right. Today’s the day.
You pull it all out.
You match. You stack. You colour-coordinate.
You feel like a completely different woman.
For about three days.
Then someone puts a lid back in the wrong place…
…and we’re back where we started.
Still.
For one brief, glorious moment —
it was a proper cupboard.
And honestly?
That counts.
