26/08/2026
Well, this wasn't how I planned on spending my hunting trip!
Yesterday while I was away hunting, a local farmer had lost some of his cattle. I came across them and found that one of the cows had a calf stranded in a very awkward spot on the other side of a flooded river.
I let the farmer know we'd found them, and we went down to try and rescue the calf. I was very close to getting it to safety when mum decided she'd had enough.
She was around 650 kg, and she charged me, knocked me to the ground and trampled me.
The end result is 4 broken ribs, a bruised lung and a stay in hospital.
l've spent a lot of time around cattle over the years, but yesterday was a very good reminder that you can never let your guard down around cattle, especially a cow protecting her calf.
Things can change in a matter of seconds.
I certainly don't blame the cow - she was doing what came naturally and protecting her baby. I'm just very grateful things weren't a lot worse.
Obviously I'm going to have to take things a bit easier while I recover, but I want to reassure all of our customers that the show will still roll on as normal.
Our bookings and butchering work will continue. I'll still be there working alongside Jack and keeping everything running - I'll just be leaving the heavy lifting and harder physical work to the young bloke for a while.
We're incredibly lucky that over the years Jack has worked beside me and learned the trade to the standard he has. He's more than capable of stepping up and taking on the heavier workload while his old man gets himself back together.
I'm bloody proud of him, and it's times like this that all those years working side by side really pay off. So don't worry - Russell Barns Mobile Butcher isn't going anywhere. The show goes on.
Thank you to the doctors, nurses, ambos and everyone involved in looking after me. Sitting here watching these people work gives you a whole new appreciation for just how amazing they are.
I'll be back to full strength before too long.
Stay safe around your livestock and never get
complacent - no matter how experienced you are.