WOAH, That FROZE WTF Candies

12/24/2023

12/24/2023

Hey all you sugar crazied, late procrastinating homies, thank you for all support for the last few shows, I'd been wonderfully crazy time!

But I'm still here to help you become the favorite child or sibling this holiday with this bitching freeze dried candy! I still have extra Jolly Ranchers, Skittles, Werthers and Saltwater Taffy. I know you need more of that sugary dopamine and want to share it these holidays, I'm more than happy to help you out, hit me up and I'll sort out the sugar craving, because.......

Christmas Treats < WTF CANDIES!!!!!!!!!!

10/07/2023

Hey, I know the Ward Market didn't quite work out, but I think I have an idea to help make family thanksgiving dessert more interesting!! I'm going to set up a little area in the front of the house, 51 Alice Street in Guelph, please come on by, say hi and get high (on sugar);)!!!
Poke me if you think you might swing by!!!

I have an absolute ton of stock; Jolly Ranchers, Milk Duds, Hi-chews, Werthers Eclairs, Skittles and Saltwater Taffy!!!

The salt water toffee comes in the following flavours; pumpkin spice, cinnamon bun, pineapple, strawberry cheesecake, licorice and assorted.

10/05/2023

EDIT: Sorry all, due to weather, we are cancelling due to weather, stay tuned because we might be rescheduling for next week!!

Hey all, unlike the Wicked Witch of the West, a little bit of water isn't going to slow me down. Come on out and get your sugar fix, I'm debuting Hi-chews as a new candy. Find me inside the Guelph Little Theatre alongside a few other vendors, where you and the candy can exist away from the potential rain!!!

09/08/2023

Hey all, I know it was a bit annoying having the ward market be moved back a week, but here we are and I still have frackin' awesome sweets to move!!!

I was going to debut some new products at the market, so you can get your hands on things before next week, avoiding the rush!!

I have fluffy and crunchy peach and green apple rings!!
Camel M&M's, down right Divine!!
Werther eclairs, a huge puffy Carmel with a node of chocolate hidden inside!
Strawberry and banana marshmellows, super crunchy and one of my favorites.

I still also have milk duds, Skittles and jolly ranchers. All bags being $5 each. Otherwise, I'll see you all next Thursday, September 14th!!!!

05/16/2023

After a long and complicated process;
Jane Cameron your our winner!!!

05/14/2023

HEY, HEY HEY!!! We hit 100 people following the page!!!!

I'm going to draw a name on Monday to win a gift basket, we do our next one at 200!!!

04/03/2023

LADIES, GENTS AND ALL EASTER EGG HUNTERS,

For too long we have needed to hunt for the sweet delights left behind by the devilish Easter bunny!! Like a cruel sick game we tear apart indoor spaces, just to get a bit of sugar.

I come to you with a better alternative, screw cheap chocolate and plastic little toys, EASTER EGG FREEZE DRIED ICE CREAM. Bought from a local store in Hamilton, I can personally vouch for it's additive nature.

To add to the seasonal Easter egg, I also have pumpkin pie, strawberry, peppermint, dutch apple pie and Carmel covered apple pieces.
1 for $8
2 for $15
Best deal 3 for $20