10/23/2025
🌶️BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE A WEBSITE NOW🌶️
That's right, folks. Ember & Vine is officially on the internet. We're basically famous.
After months of perfecting our handcrafted pepper jellies (and questioning our life choices while handling scorpion peppers), we've finally built a website. It's got everything:
✨ TWO JELLIES TO CHOOSE FROM:
🍑 Sweet Heat - For people who say "I don't like spicy" but secretly want to
🔥 Extreme Spice - Legally, we can't call it "Face Melter" anymore
💰 $8.99 per 8oz jar (that's like, two fancy coffees but you can eat it on cheese)
📦 Easy ordering (no phone calls required, you can do it inyour pajamas)
🧪 A Spice Tolerance Quiz (find out if you're a wimp or a warrior)
🍗 Recipes that'll make you look like you know what you're doing
Whether you're trying to impress your in-laws, looking for the perfect gift for that friend who "has everything," or just want your cheese board to stop being boring - we've got you covered.
Fair warning: Side effects may include unstoppable snacking, spontaneous recipe creation, bragging to friends, and an inexplicable urge to put it on literally everything
