28/02/2026
Afternoon jokes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
1. Don't be a bor!ng daughter 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻 Sometimes walk up to your father and twerk for him😋 😂🤣😂🤣
2. I hv never see a guy as loyal as a guy chasing ur elder sis De Id!0t will b calling ur younger bro senior man 😂😂😂
3. Village ppl are very w!ckēd , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😂😂
4. Primary school sweet d!e, No str£ss*
*Teacher: 5÷2*
*Students: it cannot go*
🤣🤣🤣😂
5. Welcome to Nigeria where ladies insūlt y@høo Boys online and sleep with them offline....😂😂😂
6. Mama Emma : since morning I haven't received an alert for the mon£y you deposited, are you sure you filled the teller correctly?
Emmanuel: I didn't know how to fill it, so I copied the details from another customer👨.
🙆🏾🤦🏾♀
7. She is always wearing the same clothes when we're going out and then she ask me "how do I look "lol 😂 come bae you look like lastweek. 😂 😂 😂
8. those girls that always scratch there buttockx in a public my brother if u see such a creature, u better rūn for ur dear life 😁
9. plz if you know u are Sh∅rt, Don't celebrate your Birthday, You are not growing up
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
10. What's the difference between strēss, tension and p@nīc?
Strēss is when wife is prēgn@nt;
Tensīon is when girlfriend is pr£gnant;
Pan!c is when both are
prēgn@nt!😀😀😀
11. the more u meet people the more u understand d reason why NOAH took many animals inside his ARK instead of human beings..hope am communicating?.😂😂
12. dating fine girl is a neck prøbl£m bcos u will keep looking left and right to c if someone is looking at her. That is why i like my ūgly ūgly girls🚶♂️🙂
13. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has m!ssed one, my mom fa!nted, dad got a heart ātt@ck & our driver ran away!😀😀😀😀😀
14. That moment you are acting a movie and it's time to çryy 😭but t£ars r£fūse to come.... Then they rub ABONIKI BALM in ur eyes to make you çryy.....
