22/02/2017
TLWCMAIHB (The Lady Who Carries Me Around in Her Backpack) put me in severe danger. She held me against my will in striking ranch of AYLD (Angry Yappy Little Dog) until it grabbed me by my face and shook me! Thanks to all my martial arts training, I was able to escape unscathed. Well, TLWCMAIHB might have helped a little with my escape but I haven't forgiven her yet. I need some rum now.