The Funny Farm

28/04/2026

11/12/2025

Goats for Sale – Ardnamurchan (The Funny Farm)
Looking to sell 3 wethers and 1 female goat. Open to reasonable offers.

All goats are friendly and will happily eat out of your hand. They’ve been with us for the past 3 years at our petting farm (The Funny Farm) in Ardnamurchan.

✔️ Well-handled and used to people
✔️ Healthy and easy to handle

22/08/2025

We’re open this Sunday 24th
11am-3pm

17/08/2025

03/08/2025

We’re open today until 4pm

23/07/2025

Just a wee reminder that The Funny Farm will be closed this Sunday, 27th July

21/07/2025

📣 Notice to Visitors 📣
The Funny Farm will be CLOSED this Sunday, July 27th due to a wedding taking place at Mingary Castle.

We won’t be involved, just keeping things quiet for the big day! Thanks for your understanding, and we’ll see you soon 🐐🐴🌿

14/07/2025

The Alpacas Who Loved Rumac

The alpacas of Ardnamurchan were peaceful, floofy, and mildly obsessed with snacks. But one day, Fergus,their noble, slightly dramatic leader, heard a sound drifting over the sea from Ullapool.

An accordion.

Not just any accordion. Rumac’s accordion.

Rumac, the legendary Ullapool singer who could make seagulls weep and goats dance a jig. The alpacas were instantly smitten. They played his tunes on a solar-powered speaker, formed a tribute band called “The Bellows,” and practiced dramatic humming for his arrival.

When Rumac finally visited, accordion in hand, the herd lost their collective minds.

Fergus fainted. Comet the sheep tried to marry him. One alpaca knitted a scarf mid-song, just from excitement.

Rumac played a reel. The alpacas danced like fluffy maniacs. He played a waltz. They swayed like wind-blown laundry.

He ended with his hit song “I Lost My Sandwich at the Ceilidh”, and the alpacas gave him the highest honour: a ceremonial tuft of hay.

Rumac now tours nowhere but Ardnamurchan. And the alpacas? They’re still his biggest fans, literally. They made T-shirts.

Out of fleece.

Still attached to themselves.