29/05/2026
Look, it's as simple as this.
You get an urge around 11ish that sees the brain send electric signals you need a slice.
You get your arse up, in to town, and just casually feel the vibes out as you listen to people talk in hushed towns not knowing what they're going to get at .pizza.
You get a house slice because you've not had one in ages.
You go lean against a tree and chow on it.
It's really that simple.