02/10/2026
Well, this is the kind of nutritional research I can get behind. 🍷😂
Apparently w**e contains all 13 minerals considered essential to human health.
Does this mean w**e is a multivitamin?
Absolutely not.
Am I choosing to focus on the first sentence?
Absolutely yes. 😂
In the interests of balance, I’ll continue getting my nutrients from actual food…
But it’s reassuring to know the w**e is doing its bit. 🍷😉
Please drink responsibly. This post contains significantly more humour than medical advice. 😂