18/06/2026
🚨 Public announcement: the temperature has gone above 20°C, which means Eastern European law requires us to serve chilled beetroot soup. 💗🥄
Yes, the chłodnik is ready.
Yes, the fruit compote is ready too. 🍓🍒
No, we have absolutely no idea how long British summer will last. 🤷♂️☀️🌧️
Therefore, we are officially declaring:
SUMMER IS HERE. 🌞
The only thing still missing is strawberry pierogi. 🍓🥟
Before anyone starts a petition, don't worry — they're coming soon. 😏
📍 This week:
• Friday – Maidenhead High Street
• Saturday – Bracknell, The Lexicon
📍 Next week:
• 25th & 26th June – Maidenhead High Street
• 27th June – Bracknell, The Lexicon (opposite Princess Square)
• 28th June – Farmers Market at Bray Sports Club
Come and see us before the sun remembers it's in the UK and disappears again. 😂☔️