16/06/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
This fine young man on the left is HUNGRY HECTOR!
Hector would like you to believe he is a poor, starving Victorian orphan who hasn’t eaten since 1847.
This is simply not true.
Hector is fed.
Hector is loved.
Hector is, if we’re being completely honest, getting used to getting too much (by YOU!) 😂
Somehow, every time food appears, Hector acts as though he’s been abandoned by society and left to fend for himself.
He will stare at your meal.
He will sit politely.
He will deploy the Big Sad Eyes.
He may even sprinkle in a dramatic sigh for effect.
Please understand: this is not a dog in need.
This is a highly trained emotional manipulator.
DO NOT FEED HIM.
Not your chips.
Not your burger.
Not the “tiny little bit” you’re convinced won’t hurt.
Because to Hector, there is no such thing as “just one bite.”
One bite becomes two.
Two bites become ten.
And before you know it, Hector has convinced half the pub that he’s running a food bank.
For Hector’s health and wellbeing, please resist the urge to fund his criminal enterprise.
Ignore the lies.
Ignore the propaganda.
Ignore the face.
Let’s keep Hector happy, healthy, and slightly annoyed that his master plan isn’t working.
🐾 The Management Team (and Lexi the pug)!
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