25/04/2025
I got to thinking, if I had one day to showcase Scotland's food and drink to someone who had never been, what would the menu be?
We have world class produce, would I go down the fancy route...langoustines, scallops, salmon, venison? Or more realistic and humble....tattie scones, Scotch pies, a chippy and a pint? After a bit of thought I think this might be my menu for the day, would love for comments and suggestions, I know I've hardly scraped the surface here but this sounds like a good day's eating to me (trigger warning, stop reading if you're calorie counting!)
Breakfast - A roll and sausage, square sausage...a delightful greasy square puck of beef (we think, we don't ask questions), tomato sauce or brown sauce optional, the only non negotiables are that it has to be sinking into melted butter on a freshly baked morning roll. A can of our other national drink IRN-BRU cuts through the saturated fat!
Lunch - We'll go slightly fancier and give our arteries a break, some stunning Scottish smoked salmon draped over farm fresh eggs on some locally made artisanal sourdough, GRO Coffee are experts at this kind of thing. Maybe a little gin and tonic to wash it down, Scotland has so many amazing gin producers, maybe The Isle of Harris Distillery's, with a touch of salinity and seaweed undertones would complement our classy lunch?
Dinner - We really have to do haggis, neeps and tatties if we're only here for a day, a quality butchers haggis like the award winning Faulds the Butcher's with creamy mash, earthy sweet mashed turnip (neep) and some decadent peppercorn sauce? The sauce maybe isn't traditional but hey ho, we're a nation of innovators!
Pudding (that's dessert to the rest of you) - Its a running joke that the Scots deep fry Mars bars, but we really do, and don't knock it til you've tried it! Tablet (a Scottish fudge/toffee hybrid) ice cream seems like a natural choice with the hot, crispy, battered, melting, chocolate bar, we stopped counting calories around lunchtime! I'm betting Varani's Forum Ices has a great tablet ice cream...
For a nightcap, and if I could only offer my guest one whisky I would definitely opt for a wee 10 year old from Edradour Distillery. Scotland's smallest traditionally run distillery in Pitlochry, a hit with experts and newcomers alike.
Let me know in the comments what you would treat a first time visitor to!