Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers

22/06/2026

🔥 HEATWAVE UPDATE 🔥
Due to the ridiculous temperatures this week, we’ve decided to close for the next few days.

Not because the burgers can’t handle the heat. Because we’re quite fond of Val and would rather not slow-cook our chef at 50°C inside a metal box. 🥵

We’ll be back out causing trouble:
📍 Friday – Staverton from 9am
📍 Friday – Eldersfield School from 3pm
📍 Saturday – Dowty’s from 10am–4pm
📍 Saturday – Northleach from around 5.30pm (subject to confirmation)

Apologies if you were planning on a dirty burger fix this week, but we’d quite like to keep Val alive.

Stay cool, drink plenty of water, and we’ll see you at the weekend.

Grumpy Grandpa 😤🍔

21/06/2026

👔 HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 👔
Here’s to all the dads, grandads, stepdads and father figures out there 🍔
The kings of bad jokes, thermostat control, “do we really need to buy food when there’s food at home?”, and falling asleep in front of the TV by 7:30pm 😴😂
We hope you all have a brilliant day surrounded by family, good food and a bit of peace and quiet… if you’re lucky enough 😅
From all of us at Grumpy Grandpa’s ❤️

19/06/2026

🍔 ICYMI… 🍔
Our updated menu is here and it’s packed with all the good stuff 😋🔥
Juicy burgers 🍔
Loaded fries 🍟
Tasty sides 🧀
Cold drinks 🥤
…and a few serious crowd favourites 👀
If you haven’t checked it out yet, now’s your sign 👌
What’s your go-to order from the menu? 👇

19/06/2026

Tonight

5pm to 9pm

GRUMPY GRANDPA SAYS… 🙄🍔💛
Tonight
This Friday 19th, we're doing something a little more important than feeding hungry people... It's our Charity Evening, and we'll be donating money from the night's sales directly to The Chamwell Centre Charity💛
📍 Chamwells Centre, Longford Lane, Longlevens

5 to 9pm

So if you've been meaning to visit the Grumpy Van, this is the night to do it!
🍔 Grab a burger
💛 Support a fantastic local charity
📢 Share this post and help us spread the word
Let's make this our biggest charity night yet and raise as much as possible for a brilliant local cause.
See you Friday! 🔥👴🍔

Gloucester ices will be there from 6.30 to 8pm.

💛🍔

18/06/2026

GRUMPY GRANDPA SAYS… 🙄🍔💛
Tonight
This Friday 19th, we're doing something a little more important than feeding hungry people... It's our Charity Evening, and we'll be donating money from the night's sales directly to The Chamwell Centre Charity💛
📍 Chamwells Centre, Longford Lane, Longlevens

5 to 9pm

So if you've been meaning to visit the Grumpy Van, this is the night to do it!
🍔 Grab a burger
💛 Support a fantastic local charity
📢 Share this post and help us spread the word
Let's make this our biggest charity night yet and raise as much as possible for a brilliant local cause.
See you Friday! 🔥👴🍔

Gloucester ices will be there from 6.30 to 8pm.

💛🍔

16/06/2026

🧺 NATIONAL PICNIC WEEK 🧺
Skip the soggy sandwiches and sad little sausage rolls… 😅
Why not order ahead from Grumpa Grandpa’s and collect your food on the way to your picnic? ☀️🍔🍟🥤
Freshly cooked burgers, loaded fries, cold drinks and zero prep required 👌
📩 Drop us a message to order ahead and we’ll have it ready for you to grab and go!
Picnic weather + burgers = the perfect combo 😋

13/06/2026

Dinner inspo 😍🍔

11/06/2026

😤🍔 STILL GRUMPY. DON’T WORRY. 🍔😤
Not quite as grumpy as we’d hoped… but we’re working on it.
One thing that hasn’t changed?
These burgers are still done properly. 🔥
Not built by someone whose entire cooking experience is “air fryer content.”
Cooked by a real chef.
With skill.
With fire.
Come taste the difference for yourself 🍔✨

09/06/2026

“WE’RE NOT A FANCY FOOD PAGE” 😤🍔
You know what you’re getting with Grumpy Grandpa.
Not:
❌ tiny portions on wooden boards
❌ menus with words nobody understands
❌ burgers stacked so high you need scaffolding
Just:
✅ Big dirty burgers
✅ Proper seasoned fries
✅ Cheese sauce everywhere
✅ Coffee, tea & soft drinks to keep society functioning

The Homegirl.
The Twisted Cousin.
The Grumpy Grandpa Favourite.

Honestly the menu sounds like a family argument.
No photos yet…
mainly because we’re too busy cooking and muttering at each other.

You eat it.
You tell people.
That’s how this works 🤝

04/06/2026

🧀 NATIONAL CHEESE DAY 🧀
Right then… settle this for us 👇
Shall we go EXTRA CHEESE today? 🍔🧀🔥
👍 = Yes, pile it on
❤️ = Absolutely drown it in cheese
😮 = You’ve already gone too far
Loaded fries, cheesy burgers, proper cheese pulls… sounds like a good Thursday to us 😋