Colonel's Fish & Chips

Colonel's Fish & Chips Traditional Fish & Chips | 3 South Parade | Horley | Surrey | RH6 8BH | www.colonels.co.uk

🧀 LAUNCHING GOOD FRIDAY 🧀Our brand new Nacho Cheesy Chips are landing… and trust us, these are unreal 🤤🔥Thick, proper ch...
02/04/2026

🧀 LAUNCHING GOOD FRIDAY 🧀

Our brand new Nacho Cheesy Chips are landing… and trust us, these are unreal 🤤🔥

Thick, proper chip shop chips loaded with rich, creamy nacho cheese sauce — the perfect upgrade to your usual portion 👌

Perfect on their own or alongside your fish, burger or chicken… this one’s a game changer.

📍 Available at our shop
3 South Parade, Horley, RH6 8BH

Freshly cooked, piping hot and ready to go.

📲 Pre-order online for click & collect:
https://thecolonels.bytable.net/menu

📞 01293 781484

Don’t miss this one… launching Good Friday 👀🔥

POUND HILL 📍🍟You can find us every Wednesday at The Ridings & Shire Parade serving up your favourites from The Colonel’s...
17/03/2026

POUND HILL 📍🍟

You can find us every Wednesday at The Ridings & Shire Parade serving up your favourites from The Colonel’s Fish & Chips 🙌

Whether it’s your midweek treat or a quick dinner after work — we’ve got you covered.

🗓 Every Wednesday
⏰ 5PM – 8PM
📍 The Ridings, Shire Parade, Pound Hill, Crawley, RH10 7SH

Expect 👇
🐟 Freshly battered cod
🍟 Proper chunky chips
🦑 Scampi
🍔 Burgers & more
🍫 Our famous battered chocolate

📲 Pre-order available via WhatsApp
📞 01737 632349
🌐 www.colonels.co.uk

Come down and see us — we’re just around the corner 👊🐟🍟

Copthorne — we’re here every Tuesday! 🍟🐟You can find The Colonel’s Fish & Chips van at Copthorne Bank (RH10 3QX), opposi...
10/03/2026

Copthorne — we’re here every Tuesday! 🍟🐟

You can find The Colonel’s Fish & Chips van at Copthorne Bank (RH10 3QX), opposite Connells Estate Agent, every Tuesday serving freshly cooked fish & chips from 5pm to 8pm.

Skip the queue by pre-ordering your food in advance.

📲 View our catalogue on WhatsApp (01737 632342) and place your pre-order.

📍 Copthorne Bank, RH10 3QX (opposite Connells Estate Agent)
⏰ Every Tuesday | 5pm – 8pm

Copthorne — we’re here every Tuesday! 🍟🐟You can find The Colonel’s Fish & Chips van at Copthorne Bank (RH10 3QX), opposi...
10/03/2026

Copthorne — we’re here every Tuesday! 🍟🐟

You can find The Colonel’s Fish & Chips van at Copthorne Bank (RH10 3QX), opposite Connells Estate Agent, every Tuesday serving freshly cooked fish & chips from 5pm to 8pm.

Skip the queue and pre-order your food in advance so it’s ready when you arrive.

📲 Follow this link to view our catalogue and place your order:
https://wa.me/c/441737632349

📍 Copthorne Bank, RH10 3QX (opposite Connells Estate Agent)
⏰ Every Tuesday | 5pm – 8pm

Got an event coming up? Let us handle the food 🍟🐟Weddings, birthdays, corporate events, festivals — we bring the full Co...
03/03/2026

Got an event coming up? Let us handle the food 🍟🐟

Weddings, birthdays, corporate events, festivals — we bring the full Colonel’s Fish & Chips experience straight to you. Fresh fish, proper chips, cooked to order and served hot from our fully equipped mobile unit.

Professional setup. Fully insured. 5⭐ rated.

📞 01737 632349
🌐 www.colonels.co.uk

2026 dates are filling up fast — drop us a message to secure yours.

🎉 BIG NEWS FOR MERSTHAM! 🎉We’re excited to announce our new weekly location 🙌🐟🍟📍 Where to find us:3–1 Station Rd South, ...
19/01/2026

🎉 BIG NEWS FOR MERSTHAM! 🎉

We’re excited to announce our new weekly location 🙌🐟🍟

📍 Where to find us:
3–1 Station Rd South, Merstham, Redhill RH1 3EF
👉 Right outside Merstham Village Shop, just by Merstham Train Station

🗓 Starting Thursday 22nd January
(and every Thursday after that!)
⏰ 5:00pm – 8:00pm

📲 Pre-orders highly recommended
WhatsApp us on 01737 632349 to skip the queues and guarantee your food

We’re proud to be a local business serving the local community, and we can’t wait to get cooking for you in Merstham 🔥
See you Thursday! 👋🐟🍟

We hope everyone has had a fantastic Christmas and a great start to the New Year! 🥂After a well-earned festive break, we...
03/01/2026

We hope everyone has had a fantastic Christmas and a great start to the New Year! 🥂

After a well-earned festive break, we’ll be back to our usual trading hours from Monday 5th January. We can’t wait to fire up the fryers again and welcome you all back! 🍟🐟

Thank you so much for your continued support throughout 2025 – it truly means the world to us. From our family to yours, we wish you a very Happy New Year and all the best for 2026. May it be filled with health, happiness, and plenty of great food!

See you very soon 👋💛

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS HOURS ANNOUNCEMENT ✨🎄It’s our LAST 3 DAYS trading before we close for the festive break!That means both the...
22/12/2025

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS HOURS ANNOUNCEMENT ✨🎄

It’s our LAST 3 DAYS trading before we close for the festive break!
That means both the shop & the van are out serving you one last time before Christmas 🎅🐟🍟

📍 24/12 – Open 4:30–9PM
Then we’re closed until 05/01

Thank you all for the incredible support this year ❤️
Come grab your favourite fish & chips and see us off properly!

📲 Pre-orders highly recommended
🎄 See you before we close!

✨ What a night! 🔥 Huge thanks to for having us at their incredible Fireworks Night 🎆 — such an amazing crowd and atmosp...
08/11/2025

✨ What a night! 🔥 Huge thanks to for having us at their incredible Fireworks Night 🎆 — such an amazing crowd and atmosphere!

From fireworks to weddings, birthdays to corporate events — The Colonel’s Van brings premium fish & chips and more straight to your event 🍟🐟

📲 Now taking bookings for 2026!
WhatsApp us on 01737 632349 or visit www.colonels.co.uk to secure your date.

🐟 The Colonel’s Fish & Chips Van — This Week’s Lineup! 🍟We’re serving up your favourites from 5pm to 8pm every evening t...
04/11/2025

🐟 The Colonel’s Fish & Chips Van — This Week’s Lineup! 🍟

We’re serving up your favourites from 5pm to 8pm every evening this week 👇

📍 Tues – Copthorne (Prince Albert Pub Car Park)
📍 Weds – Pound Hill (Opposite Shire Parade)
📍 Thurs – The Coot Pub, Horsham (RH12 2AD)
📍 Fri – The Holbrook Club, Horsham – Firework Night! 🎆
📍 Sat – Woodgate, Pease Pottage (Grace Holland Ave)

💥 Don’t forget — 10% OFF all pre-orders placed before 3pm!
📞 Call or WhatsApp 01737 632349 to pre-order.

🔥 This Week with The Colonel’s Fish & Chips Van! 🔥Serving 5PM – 8PM 🐟🍟📍 TUES – COPTHORNECopthorne Bank, RH10 3QX (Prince...
28/10/2025

🔥 This Week with The Colonel’s Fish & Chips Van! 🔥
Serving 5PM – 8PM 🐟🍟

📍 TUES – COPTHORNE
Copthorne Bank, RH10 3QX (Prince Albert Car Park)

📍 WEDS – POUND HILL
The Ridings, RH10 7XR (by Shire Parade)

📍 THURS – THE COOT PUB, HORSHAM
RH12 2AD

📍 FRI – FORGE WOOD
Somerley Drive, RH10 3SW (opposite Forge Wood Community Centre)

📍 SAT – SMALLFIELD MANOR CRICKET CLUB
Plough Road, RH6 9JN

💥 10% OFF all pre-orders placed before 3PM!
📞 WhatsApp or call 01737 632349 to order.

🍫 NEW: The Colonel’s Battered Chocolate Range
Mars • Galaxy • Kit Kat • Oreo — £2.50 each or all 4 for £8 😍 🏠 Our Shop in Horley is open as usual too!
📍 3 South Parade, Horley Row, RH6 8BH
Call 01293 781484 or order online at www.colonels.co.uk for Click & Collect or delivery.

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📣🍫 The Colonel’s Fish & Chips has an announcement! 🔥🐟You asked… we listened 👀🙌After huge demand for our famous Battered ...
27/10/2025

📣🍫 The Colonel’s Fish & Chips has an announcement! 🔥🐟

You asked… we listened 👀🙌

After huge demand for our famous Battered Mars Bar, we’ve officially expanded our sweet side with something EPIC —

💥 The Colonel’s BATTERED CHOCOLATE RANGE! 💥

Your favourite chocolate bars, fried to golden perfection 😍
Crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside — an absolute game changer!

🍫 Mars
🍫 Galaxy
🍫 KitKat
🍫 Oreo

💷 £2.50 each — or try all 4 for just £8!

Available now in our shop at 3 South Parade, Horley Row and on The Colonel’s Van 🚚

Because fish & chips is great…
but fish, chips & battered chocolate? Next level. 🤤🔥

Address

3 South Parade
Horley
RH68BH

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 9pm
Tuesday 12pm - 2pm
4pm - 9pm
Wednesday 12pm - 2pm
4pm - 9:15pm
Thursday 12pm - 2pm
4pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 2pm
4pm - 9pm
Saturday 12pm - 2pm
4pm - 9pm

Telephone

+441293781484

Website

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