Grumpy Witch Bakery

Grumpy Witch Bakery Welcome to Grumpy Witch Bakery! We craft magical, delicious treats with real ingredients & a touch of sass.

From cookies to cakes, every bite’s a spell of sweetness. ✨🍪 At Grumpy Witch Bakery, we believe in the power of a perfectly baked treat to cast a spell on your day—no magic wand required. Born from a love of bold flavors, cheeky charm, and a touch of mystery, our bakery is here to give you a delightful escape from the mundane.

28/07/2025

This one gets messy—in the best way. Cherry jam clings and stretches with every pull, and that crumble? Absolute spellwork. 🍒💫

27/07/2025

Thick, hot, and spiced just right. One sip and you’ll understand why we never drink anything else. Cocoa this good is pure kitchen witchery. ☕️🌙

26/07/2025

Watch closely. That swirl is more than spice—it’s a charm for irresistible cravings. One clean cut and the enchantment is yours. 🎃🌀

25/07/2025

It’s not just icing. It’s a dark enchantment. Watch it pour, thick and slow, sealing the spell with every drip. 🍇

24/07/2025

They’re messy. They’re rich. And they will absolutely ruin your self-control. Taste the night in every jammy bite. 🫐🖤

23/07/2025

Break the spell. Tap to crack the burnt sugar glass and sink your spoon into that silken custard waiting beneath. Go on, we know you want to. 🍮✨

22/07/2025

Sweet bubbling toffee, soft spiced apples, crumble crackling at the top. This is autumn in a cauldron—and it’s brewing just for you. Stir if you dare. 🍏🔥

21/07/2025

Slice it open. Watch the dark spell spill out. That rich molten ganache was never meant to be contained. And now? It’s yours. One bite won’t hurt… much. 🍫🕯️

20/07/2025

Come closer, sweet thing. Watch that black honey drip, slow and warm, over our spiced cinnamon rolls. You can almost taste it already, can’t you? Don’t fight the craving—it’s already got you. 🖤🍯

19/07/2025

Berry Bad Behavior
Stacked cake. Glaze dripping like it knows something. Berries looking innocent but definitely hexed the village. We just sliced it and now we’re slightly cursed. 🍓🔮

18/07/2025

Caught: Cookie Thief Hatchling
Left a plate of cookies unattended and this baby dragon said “thanks.” 🐉🍪 We’re not mad. Just… mildly crispless.

17/07/2025

Custard or Chaos
Hot apple pie begged for mercy. Thick vanilla custard said “no.” 🍎💛 One slow pour later and the whole kitchen’s under a comfort spell.

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Macclesfield
SK103LN

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+447565770873

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