Gordon Kindness

Gordon Kindness The life and times of Gordon Kindness - a kind soul with poor bowel control
🌯 Food can be right nice or sh*te
🧩 Autism advocate

31/08/2026

DIET COKE vs NORMAL COKE… which is actually better? 🥤😂

Gordon settles one of the biggest arguments in Britain.

Team Diet Coke or team Coca-Cola?

👇 Pick a side.

29/08/2026

🇺🇸 BRIT TRIES AN AMERICAN DINNER… FOR THE FIRST TIME?! 😂

Alice made Gordon a full-on American-style feast:

🥩 BBQ brisket with Sweet Baby Ray’s
🧀 American mac & cheese
🌽 Corn on the cob
🥕 Honey-glazed carrots
🥧 American apple pie

As a working-class Brit, Gordon obviously approached this cultural experience with the dignity it deserved. 😂

Americans — how did we do?! 🇺🇸👇

Night out in heavy drinking Manchester with Bite Twice 🍕🍕 who’s jealous?
28/08/2026

Night out in heavy drinking Manchester with Bite Twice 🍕🍕 who’s jealous?

28/08/2026

WHAT’S YOUR DREAM? 😂

Gordon gets asked the big question outside Old Trafford…

Probably not the answer he was expecting. 😭



27/08/2026

MORRISONS HOT COUNTER… is it still one of the best supermarket lunches in Britain? 🍗👀

Gordon heads to Morrisons Hot Counter for hot chicken, sausage rolls, chips and all the sauce.

Proper old-school supermarket lunch. 😂

Would you still choose the Morrisons hot counter?



24/08/2026

Prince Andrew. A very British history lesson from Gordon kindness… 😂🇬🇧

Just doing the washing up and somehow Prince Andrew came up in conversation.

That’s all I’m saying. 👀

23/08/2026

Is Alice’s Sunday roast beef with all the trimmings too wet?

21/08/2026

BIG BRENDA’S BURGER KING ORDER IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS… 🍔😂

Today Gordon tries Big Brenda’s “Order 69” from Burger King:

🍔 6-patty Whopper
🍗 9 nuggets
🔥 Sweet Baby Ray’s sauce
🍟 And absolutely no self-control.

The burger was genuinely filthy in the best possible way…

The nuggets? Gordon has thoughts. 😂

Would you try Big Brenda’s Order 69?

19/08/2026

The King Kong Burger brought back some VERY fond memories of Sweaty Betty… 👀🍔💦

Apparently it was the moist tenderness that did it.

15/08/2026

NAME YOUR TRIBUTE BAND 😂

If you had to start a tribute band today, what would it be called?

👇 Best one in the comments.

😜😜

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