Clumsy Goat Coffee

Clumsy Goat Coffee Ethically sourced, sustainable coffee, delivered carefully to your door. And believe it or not, we humans weren’t the first to discover its magical properties.

Here at Clumsy Goat, we like to imagine that the Big Bang was a single coffee bean exploding, unlocking infinite energy and giving life to everything we know today. If only this were true…

In reality, there once existed a time when coffee as we know it simply didn’t exist. Instead, we have the most unlikely of creatures to thank… the goat! Legend has it that thousands of years ago, an Ethiopian g

oat herder named Kaldi noticed his goats behaving in a peculiar manner. According to his tales they were overcome by a sudden state of frenzy, appearing to jump, dance and fall haphazardly. These excitable, clumsy goats were later found feasting on the red berries of an unfamiliar tree; a coffee tree!

Many of us are familiar with how roasting and brewing can alter the flavour of our favourite beans, but what about the e...
31/08/2026

Many of us are familiar with how roasting and brewing can alter the flavour of our favourite beans, but what about the early stages? Be sure to check out our guide to bean processing and which methods are commonly used -

Many of us are familiar with the various steps in the journey that lies ahead of each coffee bean; from the moment they’re picked to the moment they’re sat in our kitchens, tentatively waiting for us to squeeze every ounce of goodness out of them to prepare us for the day ahead. But I think it.....

Here's our machine of the week - The Fracino Bambino! It's our most affordable 2 group machine and can produce up to 300...
25/08/2026

Here's our machine of the week - The Fracino Bambino! It's our most affordable 2 group machine and can produce up to 300 drinks per day - ideal for restaurants and medium volume cafes -

Lease packages start from as low as £9 per week for 1 group models with zero deposit! (Subject to credit approval.) Top quality copper boiler heated by multiple looped element. Pressure controlled by a triple contact pressure switch. Automat...

Did you know that despite our Fairtrade Colombian Medellin roast being our most popular single origin, the coffee plant ...
24/08/2026

Did you know that despite our Fairtrade Colombian Medellin roast being our most popular single origin, the coffee plant itself isn’t actually indigenous to the area! For anyone looking to delve deeper into the history - here's our guide to Colombian coffee

Today we’re putting Colombian FNC beans under the spotlight to try and understand what makes these South American wonders so sought after amongst coffee enthusiasts. When most of us think of Colombia, coffee is the first thought that springs to mind. Well, considering the country’s worldwide rep...

How many of you brew using an aeropress? If you're new to it be sure to check out this handy guide -
20/08/2026

How many of you brew using an aeropress? If you're new to it be sure to check out this handy guide -

Brewing coffee with Aeropress is simple and the coffee comes out intensive. Learn how to make coffee with Aeropress by watching this video!

If you're looking to serve our coffee in your restaurant, cafe or hotel we've got a great new referral programme that ca...
18/08/2026

If you're looking to serve our coffee in your restaurant, cafe or hotel we've got a great new referral programme that can reduce your monthly coffee costs to zero. You can view the full details here -

Refer your customers to our website using our receipt coupons and earn and average of £5.78 per sale!

Traditionally, single origin use was limited to pour over methods of brewing, but it’s becoming increasingly common for ...
17/08/2026

Traditionally, single origin use was limited to pour over methods of brewing, but it’s becoming increasingly common for coffee shops to use single origin coffees in espresso machines - particularly if they do a selection of guest blends. Here's why -

Despite their differences, every coffee enthusiast will agree that both single origin coffee and blended coffee has its place. Just like with anything, trying...

Mmmm maple syrup! -
13/08/2026

Mmmm maple syrup! -

This smooth Caffè latte tastes like maple syrup -covered almonds - and coffee of course :)

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