Masai Smash Burgers

17/10/2026

Your usual takeaway looking a little dull?

Expect saucy fingers, a sudden loss of interest in conversation, and someone who “wasn’t hungry” reaching for your fries.

This is Masai Smash. African flavours, very little restraint, and absolutely no plans to tone it down.

Which forecast are you ordering: Mango Masai, Suya Supreme or Tatu Asali?

Order at www.masaismash.com and get a website exclusive complimentary sauce with every burger meal.

BOLD NOT BASIC.

15/10/2026

13/10/2026

Some people spend hours choosing the right shade for their living room. We get it. We’re just as particular about what goes on our chips.

At Masai Smash, flavour is never an afterthought.

Mango Mayo is the sunshine one. Real mango, a little chilli, and that sweet-hot East African coast energy that has absolutely no business being this good.

Fire Boma is less polite. Scotch bonnet and red capsicum bring the West African heat, then East African red bullet chilli turns up like, “You called?” 🔥

Warrior Mayo plays it cool. Fresh lemon juice, mellow smoky paprika, sweet Kenyan honey and toasted rosemary. Warm, rich, slightly sweet, dangerously dip-able.

Three sauces. Three personalities.
Choose wisely. Or don’t. Get all three.

Here’s the good bit: order on www.masaismash.com and you get a complimentary sauce with every burger meal.

That little perk is website-exclusive. The apps do not get invited to this sauce party.
Mango Mayo. Fire Boma. Warrior Mayo.
Which one are you defending with your life?
BOLD NOT BASIC.

08/10/2026

And if you order direct on www.masaismash.com, any 2 burgers come with complimentary sodas and sauces as part of our meal deal.
BOLD NOT BASIC.

05/10/2026

ORDER DIRECT. GET REWARDED.
MASAI CASH IS LIVE.
Order with us direct and get 5% CASH BACK towards your next smash.
FEED THE HOMESTEAD.
Get ANY 2 BURGER MEALS
2 × 350ml SODAS ON US
2 x SAUCES ON US
EXCLUSIVE TO DIRECT ORDERS.
Forget the apps.
Come straight to the source.
ORDER DIRECT MASAISMASH.COM
SMASH. EARN. FEAST. REPEAT.
MASAI SMASH; FEED YOUR HOMESTEAD.
https://masaismash.com/meal-deal

03/10/2026

Lean in, get up close with the Sweet Sankofa. There’s a spiritual side to this bite: rich flavour, deeper story. This one hits both soul and tongue.

Order at masaismash.com or on your favourite delivery app. Link in bio.

Masai Smash. BOLD, not basic.