25/05/2026
๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐ฐ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ. ๐ดโซ
Arsenal. Premier League champions. First time since 2004.
To every United fan who told us to "support a winning team", congratulations on whatever you finished. We didn't check. Nobody did.
To every Chelsea fan, your club has changed managers more times than we've changed price tags. Pole sana.
To everyone who has been quietly avoiding us since Tuesday, we see you. The stand is open. Come and apologise like adults.
And because we are not the kind of champions who only talk, we are throwing a one-hour party. ๐
๐ดโซ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐' ๐๐๐๐ โซ๐ด ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฒ. ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ. ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐๐ค๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ง๐ฒ๐๐ง๐ฒ๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐, ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ง ๐๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐จ, ๐๐ซ๐๐.
One hour. Come on time, leave with extra. Come late, leave with regret.
All are welcome. Arsenal fans get first pick. United fans get whatever's left. Chelsea fans are advised to bring their own manager. City fans, please form an orderly queue outside the High Court. ๐ดโซ๐