Mr Doe's Comedy House

27/04/2026

pls keep following!

19/02/2026

11/02/2026

If my brother sign for Real MADRID, I will go village go do Juju make him run mad, so that them go deport him!😁

11/02/2026

Dear girlfriends, if you want to cheat on us, please do it with someone we can be@t, don’t hurt us twice
😭

10/02/2026

I just got a call that the ship bringing my Jue February Valentine’s gift sank at sea.
Sorry my love next year we will try again

10/02/2026

Real Madrid ask Barcelona about Pedri.
Barca replied " He is doing just fine thanks for asking "
😂😂

10/02/2026

🤣🤣 REALITY JOKES — STÜPÌD ANSWERS FOR STÜPÍD QUESTIONS 😂😂

1️⃣ Someone calls you 2:00am and asks:
“Are you sleeping?”
Ans: No, I’m picking beans 🌚😂

2️⃣ You’re making out with a girl, you start pulling her pants and she asks:
“What are you trying to do?”
Ans: I want to wash them for you 😭😂

3️⃣ They see you coming out of the bathroom, all wet:
“Did you just have your bath?”
Ans: No, I fell inside the toilet bowl 🚽😂

4️⃣ You’re standing in front of the elevator on ground floor and someone asks:
“Are you going up?”
Ans: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me 😒😂

5️⃣ Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers 💐 and you ask:
“Are those flowers?”
Ans: No baby… carrots 🥕😂

6️⃣ You’re on the queue at the cinema 🎬 and a friend asks:
“What are you doing here?”
Ans: I came to pay my school fees 😭😂

7️⃣ People see you lying down with your eyes closed and still ask:
“Are you sleeping?”
Ans: No, I’m practicing how to die 😩😂

8️⃣ You enter a restaurant and the waiter asks:
“Please, can I get you a table?”
Ans: No, I’m here to eat on the floor 😒😂

9️⃣ Are you reading this post? 😒
Ans: ………………… 😭😂😂

🤣🤣
If you laugh and still no follow you have a wicked soul.

09/02/2026

Mr pep reaction after the save!

09/02/2026

Me acting like I don't know Valentine!
Bea👧" I Pls give me Valentine's oh"
Me is that an area name😁?!