20/05/2026
๐คฃ๐ I bought a horse ๐ from a preacher.
The preacher told me ๐ฃ๏ธ:
โThis horse ๐ has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the horse go is to say ๐ฃ๏ธ โHallelujah,โ and the only way to make it stop is to say โAmen.โโ
Nary immediately got on the horse ๐ to try out the preacherโs instructions.
He shouted ๐ฃ๏ธ โHALLELUJAH!โ and immediately the horse began to run ๐๐จ
๐ฃ๏ธ โAMEN!โ I shouted again, and the horse stopped immediately.
I said, โThis is great!โ ๐
With another โHALLELUJAH!โ Nary rode off toward a big sea โต๐
Soon, I was heading closer and closer to the sea โบ๐ and could not remember ๐ค the word to make the horse stop.
๐ฃ๏ธ โSTOP!โ I shouted ๐ญ
But the horse just kept going ๐๐จ
โOh no! Bible! Church! Please stop!โ Nary cried ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ข
I was getting closer โบ๐ and closer to the edge of the sea ๐
๐ Finally, in desperation, Nary said a prayer:
๐ โPlease dear God ๐ผ, make this horse ๐ stop before I go into the seaโฆ in Jesusโ nameโฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ AMEN!โ
Immediately, the horse ๐ came to an abrupt stop, just one step from the edge of the sea โบ๐
The moment the horse stopped ๐๏ธ, I joyfully shouted:
๐ฃ๏ธ โHALLELUJAH!โ ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Till todayโฆ I donโt know what happened next ๐คท๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
Everywhere just went blank ๐ญ๐
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