30/09/2026
Some of these guys on Facebook need to explain themselves to me because WHAT IS GOING ON? ππ
Youβll come to my inbox pretending you want to buy something:
βHi, I want to order thisβ¦β
βOkay sir, kindly send your WhatsApp number.β
Next thing, youβve collected my number and entered my WhatsApp Business with a completely different agenda. π
No patronage.
No order.
No enquiry.
Just βI love you.β βYouβre beautiful.β βIβve been thinking about you.β ππ
Sir, thinking about me is not a transaction. BUY SOMETHING. π
You are telling me how much you love me on my WhatsApp Business.
Likeβ¦ are you not thinking straight? π
Because honestly, what is love without support and patronage? π
And when I tell some of them clearly:
βMy WhatsApp is strictly for business. If you want to discuss love, please keep it on Facebook and donβt disturb me here.β
They get offended! π
One even got angry recently and said:
βWhat are you protecting? After all, you are not married, and you are even this proud.β
I said, βIβm protecting my peace.β βοΈπ
Do I need to be married before Iβm allowed to protect my peace of mind?
And honestly, the fact that you had to use βI want to buy somethingβ as a strategy to collect my number, only to start a love story afterwardβ¦ π€¦ββοΈπ
Dear business owners, especially the ladies, how do you handle people who turn your WhatsApp Business into WhatsApp Romance? π
Because me, Iβm here to sell cakes, snacks, kitchen items and home essentials.
Not to audition for somebodyβs love story. ππ