25/05/2026
to my ex
The funeral of feelings 🤣,
A very funny street drama from Bethran TV
On a hot afternoon, people were busy moving up and down the street. Some were buying food, some shouting prices, while one old man was dragging a goat that clearly did not want to cooperate with life 🤣.
Suddenly, a beautiful lady wearing dark sunglasses spotted a man walking quietly across the road. The moment she looked carefully, her eyes widened 😮.
“Wait… is that Daniel?” she whispered dramatically like somebody in a Nollywood movie.
Immediately she removed her sunglasses slowly 🤣 and rushed toward him.
“OOOH 😮 MY EX!” she shouted.
Everybody on the street turned instantly. Even one roasted corn seller almost burnt his hand because of the shouting 🤣.
The man stopped slowly and looked at her.
“Hi…” he said calmly.
The lady smiled from ear to ear.
“Wow… how are you? You’re looking so handsome now 😍.”
The man adjusted his shirt.
“I’m good.”
The lady looked him up and down again.
“No seriously… you are VERY handsome now. What happened? Did you swallow ring light?” 🤣
One small boy nearby whispered to his friend,
“This uncle glow up pass my future.” 🤣🤣🤣
The man smiled slightly.
“Life happened.”
The lady moved closer.
“I really missed you honestly. Can we have a talk somewhere?”
At that moment, two nearby women selling tomatoes stopped arranging their baskets. One even sat down properly because premium gossip had finally arrived 🤣.
The man checked his wristwatch dramatically.
“I can’t really stay long. I’m heading to a funeral.”
The lady suddenly looked sad.
“Aww 😔 sorry… who passed away?”
The man looked straight into her eyes.
“My feelings for you.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Silence.
Even the wind paused for a second 🤣.
One cyclist passing by nearly entered gutter because he started laughing before controlling the bicycle 🤣.
The lady blinked rapidly.
“Excuse me?”
The man nodded.
“Yes. They died painfully after you left me on read for six months.”
“HAAA!” one woman shouted from afar.
The lady became uncomfortable immediately.
“Daniel stop joking now 😒.”
But the man continued seriously.
“The burial is by 4pm. Emotional damage cemetery. Black clothes only.” 🤣🤣🤣
At this point, people around were already gathering like free WiFi had appeared 🤣.
One old man selling belts asked,
“Who is winning?” 🤣
The lady crossed her arms.
“So you’re still angry because of ordinary breakup?”
The man laughed loudly.
“Ordinary breakup? You told people I was broke, ugly and too quiet.”
The lady quickly defended herself.
“I was emotional!”
The man replied,
“And I was unemployed emotionally after that.” 🤣🤣🤣
One mechanic nearby dropped his spanner because the conversation was becoming too sweet 🤣.
The lady tried changing the topic.
“Anyway… you look successful now.”
The man nodded proudly.
“Yes. Peace of mind promoted me.”
“WOW!” the crowd shouted together 🤣🤣🤣
The lady now smiled softly.
“So… are you seeing someone?”
The man looked up like he was remembering heaven.
“Yes.”
The lady’s face changed immediately 😒.
“Oh…”
The man continued,
“She respects me, replies my messages, and doesn’t compare me to rich Yahoo boys.” 🤣🤣🤣
One girl in the crowd screamed,
“BROTHER PREACH!” 🤣
The lady became annoyed.
“So you called me just to insult me?”
The man looked confused.
“You called ME.” 🤣🤣🤣
The crowd exploded with laughter again.
At this point, even a nearby police officer was smiling secretly 🤣.
The lady tried one last attempt.
“Okay… maybe we can start again?”
The man removed his phone and pretended to check something.
“Sorry, the funeral procession has started.”
“Daniel please be serious!”
He sighed deeply.
“Madam, some relationships are like expired milk. No matter how beautiful the container is, once you taste it again… problem.” 🤣🤣🤣
The crowd shouted, clapped and laughed loudly.
One keke driver yelled,
“Na professor of heartbreak be this!” 🤣
The lady, now embarrassed, adjusted her hair angrily.
“You know what? Forget it!”
She turned and started walking away fast.
But suddenly the man shouted after her,
“WAIT!”
The lady turned around quickly with hope in her eyes 😍.
“Yes?”
The man smiled politely.
“Tell your new boyfriend thank you.”
The lady frowned.
“For what?”
The man replied,
“For collecting my problem.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The entire street erupted like somebody shared free jollof rice 🤣🤣🤣.
One woman laughed so hard she sat on the ground.
The roasted corn seller was now crying from laughter.
Even the goat that refused to move earlier finally started walking 🤣🤣🤣.
The lady covered her face in embarrassment and disappeared from the street immediately 😭🤣.
Meanwhile the man adjusted his shirt, walked away like action movie hero, and one small boy shouted behind him:
“UNCLE PLEASE DROP HEARTBREAK TUTORIAL ON YOUTUBE!” 🤣🤣🤣
And that was the day the funeral of feelings held successfully on the street 💔⚰️🤣.
📺 Story proudly coming from Bethran TV 😂
