19/06/2026
I will always joke about the time I asked my sister to get eggs for the family, a crate, for breakfast.. It was N2,900 then.
She happily went. Upon her return, I’d detached her for the eggs because the bread and tea was already set. We just needed to Fry the eggs.
My sister shows up, munching on what she called ‘premium peanuts’. Oh! She loves peanuts.
‘Nedu, where are the eggs?’
‘I didn’t buy it, I saw these peanuts and I like it so I bough t it’.
I looked at this girl. The first born in me wanted to rip her apart. But also, I’m highly nurturing. The mother part of me stared at her and walked out to report to mum.
We were bloody adults o😂 and na holiday I go. Mum told me sorry on her behalf. My sister didn’t send me. She laid on the bed and munched away. Later, I have my brother my card to get us the eggs because clearly Nedu doesn’t care if we eat provided she has her peanuts 😂
While creating this story, AI naturally chose the name Chinedu for the characters and I was like even AI know that Chinedus don’t have ears. They no Dey hear word 😂
Instead of eating his Goat Meat Suya, he allowed an old woman bait him with cash, now he has turned to yam😂
He had just one job just like my sister, Chinedu. His own was to eat and do homework. My sister was to buy me eggs but do they ever hear word?😂😂
Ashiedu Treasure see your colleague😂😂😂
