12/02/2026
Episode 5.......As if they were just discussing the thieving incident,he resumed the topic and answered his wife's question “You don’t have to raise a false alarm. I won’t cry wolf when there is none.”
“False alarm? How?”
“I am doubting seriously in my mind if thieves ever came into this compound.”
“Why are you doubting? Do you suspect anybody?”
“Until I get to the police station tomorrow.”
“Ohoo! Mmm? Police? Till tomorrow? Okay.”
“Akudi, come nearer let me ask you a question.”
“Ask me, my husband George. It is only the two of us in this compound.” She went nearer to her husband.
“Akudi, tell me the whole truth; do you know anything about this thing which happened in this compound?”
“I have to raise alarm and tell Abanja people that I am now suspected to be a thief. People will gather for me and you just now because of this your smelling utterance. Mmm! George, what do you mean by your question? My people will hear that I am now a thief. I am crying for my stolen clothes and other property and you are suspecting me to be the thief.”
“Akudi, if you like, speak one hundred words at a time; my question stands. Do you mean to tell me that you don’t know anything about this theft in my compound? Tell me the truth in confidence when it is not yet late.”
“Is that? Okay! It is said that driving away an old wife before or after marrying a new one is too bad. In this case, the new wife has not yet arrived and the old one is being threatened. It will be terrible. Or, George, it seems you don’t know it. You will later regret taking two wives. You will say ‘had I known’ about your involvement in polygamy.”
“Regret your head,” George cursed. “If you like, let the whole village gather for you and me tonight. But I’ve warned you beforehand. People have never gathered in this compound before because of quarrelling. If it happens through you this evening, count yourself a divorced woman. Yes! The moment you try to kick me like football, you’d better go back to your father’s house.”
“Uuh! Shame unto George. You don’t know that a man who takes a new wife and drives away the old one is like a bird that flew up from the ground only to perch on a mound. Such a man is only marrying and living with one wife, just as the bird is still perching on the ground.”
“I have to advise you for the last time. Stop your bad behaviour because you are only hurting yourself. As a farmer, I am supposed to have many wives and have many children who would help me work in the farms. After this, I am going to marry two more women. Then, if you will remove your dresses and move about naked like a mad woman, it would be suitable for you. Jealous wife! Why not be cool-headed and accept my decision? Am I not the head of the family? Thieves to enter into my compound? Never! It has not happened before and I believe it will not happen. This is purely the handiwork of Akudi who never wanted a co-wife,” he concluded while carrying his bicycle and long cane-basket which he returned into his hut.
He undressed and carried his chair to the front of the house and sat down, apparently ready for more talking, or if much provoked, beating up his wife. With more words that hurt her mind, Akudi shouted in mocking laughter:
“Hee hei! Hee hei! George Okonta has got one wife and is about to complete marrying the second one, and with proposal for two more wives when he could not withstand the storm of one. George, the randy he-goat, you have already advanced your reasons for wanting to take plenty wives. The highly erotic man who could not control his lust is hiding under the cloak of a farmer to pack many women into his house. Bear you in mind that it is one wife one trouble, two wives two troubles,” she said, moving her steps backwards and distancing herself from her husband.
“I will manage you and additional nine wives with your ten troubles. And Akudi, we have talked enough. If I handle you this evening with the vexation in me, you will die in my hands.”
“It is true. It is true,” Akudi said, still retracing her steps. “Come and kill the vagabond because she has no one who would ask questions. Is it so simple as that?”
Akudi knew that whenever George talked much, the next thing that would follow was beating and fighting. She had moved backwards but raised her voice the more.....
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