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Hey guysHappy happy new weekMay this week bring favour, Riches, Breakthrough, and ProsperitySay Amen if you believe itAm...
09/03/2026

Hey guys
Happy happy new week
May this week bring favour, Riches, Breakthrough, and Prosperity
Say Amen if you believe it
Amen πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

27/02/2026

Funny story of my younger self πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

Sometimes in life while growing up as a child was fun and wonderful without any
sense. If you've ever mumu like me, drop ur story at the comment section πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
My name is purity and I grew up with my mother and brothers at pleatue state.
My mom single handedly raised me and my brothers with the little she has. She buys
unripe banana, allows it to ripe and take it to the market afterwards.........

One faithful day, it was a Saturday morning and the weather was so hot.My mom
had gone out to bring banana and my brothers left to their friends house. I was left
alone, nowhere to go. I sat down outside at the front of my house door receiving a
fresh air when my neighbor called me.
I stood up and went to answer her. When I got there, she begged me to go buy her MILO for her baby. I accepted, took the money and off I went.

I went to the first store but they don't have it, so I headed to the second store
same story as the first store and finally I visited the third store.

To God be the glory.........

There I saw the MILO sachets comfortably hung in a rope with other stuff thereby
letting me released a sigh of relief. I bought it and began to find my way back home.
On my way back home, I was tempted by the 😈 to open the sachet and taste the
content inside cos he knew I've never tasted such a thing be4 but I rebuked him just
like Job in the Bible, with the thought that how will I seal it after opening it . That
same voice came also told me there's no problem which cannot be solved and that was how I gave in to the temptation.
I got home, sneaked into my house when I noticed the lady wasn't outside and locked
the door. Inside my room,I opened the sachet and began licking it. It was so sweet
that I felt like finishing it. But,I remained little of it and used Needle with a thread to
seal it with the hope that she wasn't going to find out. I left the room and went to her
room to go give her the MILO leaving the room without delay before I heard my name
from her asking why it was like that which I lied saying it was the way the pple gave
me the stuff. She took me back to the store just to confirm if I was telling the truth but
the truth was told that I was lying. She gave me back the MILO that she won't accept
it again telling me get a new one.

OMO ,I had to lick all and find a way to replace it ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you find this interesting,
Pls πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
Do well to follow.

25/02/2026

When I was younger ❀️❀️❀️

*|- I'll put my hands in my shirt telling people that I don't have a hand..

*|- Always repeating what my younger sister says cos of biscuits...

*|- close the fridge slowly just to know when the light will off

*|- use to think that the moon follows me where ever I went..

*|- Catching a butterfly thereby throwing it into the air and began turning so that my dress could change into a pretty Cinderella dress😹

*|-: Always think that eating milk power would make me get srongπŸ˜‚

*|- Throwing my tooth to the roof so that lizards won't see it and take it πŸ‘

*|- Scared of drinking minerals after licking a mango😘

*|- So scared of swallowing a seed so that it won't grow on my head.

If you know you did any of these, react on the comment section....

If you never did any of these while growing, you really missed a lot...

and my page for more

25/02/2026

You must laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1:- Back then in secondary School nothing fear me pass your head on the desk
Watin you go come dey hear nah wesh wesh but u no go no where teacher don reach 😭😭😭

2:- A guy just came back from 5 years imprisonment, you can't believe his girlfriend is asking him "what did you bring for me"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Abeg fear that gender ooooπŸ‘©πŸ‘©πŸ‘©

3:- To break up with me no hard ooo
But nah to move on you go dey ask wetin dey hold 🚢🚢🚢

4:- My neighbor has been using free mode for the past 7 month until today, Airtel sent a message"dear customer aren't you ashamed" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

5:- Envy and hatred are early signs of becoming a witch, it's just a matter of time before you start flying at night πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€

6:- Bro, being handsome doesn't make you every woman spec o
Some women prefer their caring gorilla 😹😹😹

After making you smile and u don't want to follow my page πŸ™
Follow πŸ‘‰my page πŸ‘ˆfor more joke's

 What do love about eating rice?????πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
25/02/2026


What do love about eating rice?????
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Happy new week fam..May we all have a fruitful and favourable days all through this weekAMENπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
23/02/2026

Happy new week fam..
May we all have a fruitful and favourable days all through this week
AMENπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

23/02/2026

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚JOKES TIME πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Laugh out your sorry......
1:-Calling a fat gurl angle is wickedness.
Can she fly🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷
Abeg call her "Rock of ages"🀣🀣

2:-My sister no man is perfect.
Just choose ur demon and keep pouring anointing oil on himπŸ˜ƒ

3:-Don't ever fight in a yoruba partyπŸŽ‚ ooooo
πŸ˜”Even their stew is a weapon ❀️❀️

4:-Na so I wake upπŸ›Œ this morning see my slippers wey I dey find since last month for my neighbor leg oooo
Abeg πŸ™make person come hold me before blood go pour🀼🀼🀼🀼

5:-Embarrasment is when you want to squeeze 10 naira note into an offering box and fan blew it off to the alter😩
My neighbor was a victim πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

6:-Never you marry a man or woman you cannot joke or play with πŸ™…
Marriage is not a military ground 😁

7:-Kissing is an emotional thing,
If you're kissing and she doesn't close her eyes,my brother, she's a thiefπŸ™…πŸ˜‚

8:-For those of you dating married men,
Continue!!!... the girl that will destroy your home is still in Jss2, rubbing Vaseline in her stomachπŸ™„πŸ™„

9:-Imagine not wearing a high heel
Just because your boyfriend is short πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10:-A man was asked "if you win 80 million naira", what will you do in your community?
Him: I will practice social distancing πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜ƒ

11:-A girl born near a door is calleded Doris while the one born on the floor is called Florence...
They won't teach you this one in school so thank me .....🀷

12:-Friends who are seen eating corn together is known as CONFERENCE
Omo,wisdom no go wound me 😁😁😁

13:-Wearing a native clothe to the alter is called ALTERNATIVE
Sense full bodyπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14:-Imagine if social media was quite like you,
Many pple will die of depression πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

15:-If you enjoyed my post
PlsπŸ™ follow my page
Choose the funniest number and don't forget to share 😘😘😘😘

Happy Sunday guysPls follow my pageπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
22/02/2026

Happy Sunday guys
Pls follow my pageπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

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