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The Mad Acre Fruit and vegetable shop 314 Prestons Rd
Marshlands

25/09/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
School holidays ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
And don't start on the petrol price๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜”
Yet..some hope remains..๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Large avo 70c๐Ÿฅ‘
Nz Oranges $2.5 kg ๐ŸŠ
Large Free range eggs $9 doz
2 doz for $17๐Ÿฅš

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ
Sat Sun 9-4:30
314 Prestons rd

11/09/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

No yokes today..๐Ÿ˜—
No clucking around ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

๐ŸฅšFree range eggs (size 8 and jumbo)๐Ÿฅš
$9 doz or 2 doz @ $17
๐Ÿฅ‘ Large avo 80c
๐ŸŠNz Oranges $2.50 kg
๐Ÿฅ Kiwifruit $4kg

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ
Sat Sun 9-4:30
314 Prestons rd

04/09/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
๐Ÿ˜Ž Father's day๐Ÿ˜Ž

More socks..๐Ÿ˜
More underpants..๐Ÿ˜
Chocolate if you're lucky..๐Ÿ˜—
Doesn't dad deserve a more fulfilling gift..๐Ÿค”
A gift of..๐Ÿค”
Nature..๐Ÿ˜ฎ

๐ŸŒผ Daffodils (bunch of 10) $5
๐Ÿฅ‘ Large/med Avo 80c
๐ŸŠ Nz Oranges $2.50 kg
๐Ÿฅ Kiwifruit $4kg

Happy Father's day ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ
Sat Sun 9-4:30
314 Prestons rd

29/08/2026

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ late post..
Daffodils available for sale..
$5 bunch of 10..

Avo 70c
Nz Oranges $2.50kg
Kiwifruit and Yams $4kg
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ
Sat Sun 9-4:30
314 Prestons rd

18/08/2026

Something to ponder during the day..๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Concerning..๐Ÿค”
Sandwich construction..๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค”

How does one layer these ingredients..๐Ÿค”

Bread..of course ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ham plentiful
Lettuce 3 oak leaves
Tomato thick slice
Beetroot thick slice
Radish thin slice
Cucumber thin slice
Egg boiled between thin and thick slice

Points to notice:
๐Ÿฅช 1 piece construction vs a 2 part build..๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿฅช Minimum leakage..๐Ÿ˜—
๐Ÿฅช Maximum compaction..๐Ÿ˜ฌ
๐Ÿฅช The order of different flavor combinations..๐Ÿคค
๐Ÿฅช how would you stack it..๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ

The saga continues..Our trusty caped corm Bat-Yam meets..."The Yoker" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
09/08/2026

The saga continues..
Our trusty caped corm Bat-Yam meets...

"The Yoker" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฎFour specials..๐Ÿ˜ฎDon't stop reading here..I have a story yet .๐Ÿค”See pictures below..Large...
07/08/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Four specials..๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Don't stop reading here..I have a story yet .๐Ÿค”
See pictures below..

Large Avo $1๐Ÿฅ‘
Nz Oranges $2.50 kg๐ŸŠ
Kiwifruit ๐Ÿฅ and Yams $4kg

I found a two faced yam..๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Who will save us from this tuber terror..๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

The "Bat-Yam"..๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ––

17/07/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Need snacks for the rugby tonight..๐Ÿค”

To be patriotic we have..
Kiwifruit ๐Ÿฅ$4 kg

Half time we have..
Mandarins ๐ŸŠ$3kg

Touch of finishing class..
Large Avo ๐Ÿฅ‘$1

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ
Sat and Sun
9-4:30
314 Prestons rd

12/06/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Got 5 good reasons why you should come and see us this weekend...๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ˜Ž Avo $1.20
๐Ÿ‘ Mandarins $3.50kg
๐Ÿ––Fresh bunched carrots/radish $2
โœŒ๏ธBeetroot $3 kg
๐Ÿฅฐ Because I asked you nicely

314 Prestons rd
Sat Sun 9-4:30
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ

29/05/2026

Welcome to the weekend everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
The Kings birthday.๐Ÿซ…

That's odd..๐Ÿค” I thought Elvis's birthday was in January...๐Ÿ˜—

Med/large Avo $1.50
Mandarins $3kg
Kiwifruit $4kg

Bring your blue suede shoes anyway if you like..
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––โœŒ๏ธ
Sat Sun 9-4:30
314 Prestons rd..

Address

314 Prestons Road, Marshlands
Christchurch
8051

Opening Hours

Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+642102233496

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