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20/06/2026

Girls, avoid entering into public bus without wearing Bra... Ngor Manoon nearly swallow a fallen breast 😭🀦🏻

Dogs πŸ• 🐢 style in front of the owner Yajama πŸ₯΄πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚️
11/06/2026

Dogs πŸ• 🐢 style in front of the owner Yajama πŸ₯΄πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚️

11/06/2026

Teacher: Today, we are still treating Question Tags..😁

Example:

You are a student, aren't you?

She can sing, can't she?

Now who can give another example?

lalo: Sir! I am hungry, amn't I? πŸ˜‹

Teacher: That's actually correct.

Class: 😳😳😳

Teacher: Okay, give us another one.

lalo: Sir! Our school fees never complete, nevern't it? πŸ˜‚

Teacher: Get up from there! πŸ˜’

Teacher: Aluel, your turn.

Aluel: Sir! My mummy is cooking soup, soupn't she? 😭

Teacher: Who taught you English?

Aluel: Na my uncle.

Teacher: Bring your uncle tomorrow. πŸ˜‘

Teacher: seruk, try.

seruk: Sir! NEPA took light yesterday, tookn't they? 🀣🀣

Teacher: You people want to kpai me.

Teacher: Conquer, save this class.

Conquer: Sir! The principal drives a big car, bign't he? πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

Teacher: Jesus Christ!!

Teacher: Okay, let me ask a simple one.

"Your father is at home..."

Complete it with a question tag.

lalo: "...but salary isn't." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Teacher: OUT!!!

As lalo was going out, he looked at the teacher and said:

"Sir, you are angry, angryn't you?" 😭🀣🀣

Teacher: Your school fees are owing, owingn't they?

lalo: Sir, na why I'm leaving peacefully. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now you're laughing. Laughin't you? 😹😹

Don't laugh alone. Share it with somebody. Sharen't you? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

NEW VERSION OF LAUGHTER πŸ˜‚ 1. You claim to be a "bad boy," but your mother still sends you to buy Maggi. Bad boy indeed! ...
02/06/2026

NEW VERSION OF LAUGHTER πŸ˜‚

1. You claim to be a "bad boy," but your mother still sends you to buy Maggi. Bad boy indeed! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘‰ Check number 10 it's important

2. Some guys will tell you, β€œI don’t eat at night.” Bro, you don’t eat because there’s no food, not because you’re fit. 🀣🀣

3. Ladies will say, β€œI don’t date short men.” But they still climb stool to turn off the bulb. πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. If love is blind, then why do ladies still choose tall, fair guys? πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Only in Africa, your neighbor will greet you: β€œYou’ve grown fat ooo.” Instead of minding their beans farm. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. The way some men type β€œGM baby πŸ˜˜β€ to 5 girls at once, even MTN network gets confused. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. My brother, don’t say β€œI’ll never beg a woman.” The day she cooks okra with stockfish, you will kneel. 🀣🀣

8. Some people pray 30 minutes for breakthrough, but gossip for 5 hours nonstop. Priorities! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

9. That moment when NEPA takes light, and your phone is on 1%… You’ll suddenly remember Bible verses. πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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10. If you're are seeing this, it means you are still alive πŸ’™
Many can't see it because they are no where to be found 😭
This is not to møck them 😩
But want you to use one sec of your time
Type " THANK YOU LORD FOR EVERYTHING πŸ™"

I DON'T THINK YOU WILL SKIP THIS ‼️ πŸ₯Ί falcon

IT JUST A FEW SECONDS πŸ™πŸ₯Ί

02/06/2026

FUNNIEST STORY EVER 🀣🀣🀣

A woman is at homeπŸ›– when she hears someone knocking at her door.πŸšͺ
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vāgina?"😷😷
She slams the door in disgΕ«st.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vāgina?"πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.😷😷😷
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vāgina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's Vāgina and start using yours!"🀣🀣🀣🀣
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27/05/2026

A manπŸ§” and his wifeπŸ‘© qu@rrelled. After the f*ght, the wifeπŸ§’ went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husbandπŸ§” also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife bΕ«sy packing her suitcase!🧳 He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother"
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase🧳 & started packing his clothes. The āñgryy wife staredπŸ₯Ί at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!"
The wife replied, "To your mother???!! And what about the 3 children?! Who is going to look after them?"πŸ™„ The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. The 3 children should also go to their mother!!🀣🀣🀣
Equation balanced.πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

14/05/2026

With Juna De Star – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

14/05/2026

With John Frog – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

14/05/2026

With Twic Bro – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

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