13/05/2026
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ข, ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ก ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐โ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง
That drone show was so painfully unserious that halfway through, I genuinely thought the drones were spelling โsystem error.โ
Honestly, the only thing that could have saved that performance was a giant glowing โ๐น๐ฐ๐ท ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ across the sky.
At least people would have stopped pretending to enjoy the confusion and focused on something emotional.
Instead, we watched what looked like a thousand lost mosquitoes attending a village SACCO meeting in the air.
Whoever directed that show deserves an award for turning millions of shillings into airborne confusion. Those drones were moving like boda bodas in downtown Kampala after rainfall; no coordination, no direction, just vibes and survival instincts.
And the formations? Oh my goodness. The drones spent the entire evening buffering in the sky like MTN on 1 bar. One second they were forming a circle, the next second they looked like cassava scattered by chickens.
Then suddenly BOOM; upside-down words appeared in the sky like the drones themselves were protesting unpaid salaries.
For a country that hosts big events and pulls off world-class ceremonies, that drone show looked like somebody downloaded a free trial version of โDrone Performance 2026โ and forgot to activate it.
Even the cows in Rwakitura must have been watching in embarrassment. One cow probably looked at another and said, โMooโฆ this cannot be the final product.โ
At one point, the drones were so disorganized I thought they were trying to defect to NUP.
Well, we kept clapping out of confusion, not excitement. We are resilient people because there is no way a sane crowd should watch upside-down animations fighting for oxygen and still call it entertainment.
If disappointment had a national stadium, that drone show was the opening ceremony.
Naye Janet yaffa. Meanwhile, Museveni is still campaigning even when campaigns and elections ended. He is like a man trying to renew a Netflix subscription, while the internet keeps whispering that the First Lady is somewhere shrinking in cold storage waiting for an official announcement after Tibuhaburwaโs swearing-in
