Darryl Seuell farms

08/25/2026

Your horses messaged me.
They said they’re tired of eating “that crunchy disappointment” you bought last time.( the Other guys hay)
Their words, not mine.

Small bales: $12

Make them happy — message or comment below.

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08/24/2026

Selling hay today because my tractor said it wants “more hours” like it’s negotiating a raise.
Small bales: $12
Big bales: $150

If you want hay, message or comment below.
If you want tractor jokes, I’ve got those too — but no discounts for bad ones.

Send a message to learn more

08/23/2026

Sunday hay sale — because animals don’t take days off from eating.
Small bales: $12
Big bales: $150

If you see me out there trying to stack bales straight, mind your business.
It’s “abstract art,” not crooked.

Grab hay — message or comment below.

08/22/2026

Weekend hay pickup!
Small bales: $12
Big bales: $150

My tractor is ready to help…
Well, I’m ready to help.
The tractor is ready to break down at the worst possible moment — as usual.

Need hay today? Message or comment below.

08/21/2026

Your horses called.
They said they’d like some of my hay.
They also said they’re tired of pretending they like the stuff you bought last time.
Small bales: $12
Big bales: $150

08/20/2026

Selling hay again today — because apparently my tractor thinks it’s a full‑time employee and demands fuel like it’s unionized.
Small bales: $12
Big bales: $150

Come get some before the tractor files a complaint.

08/19/2026

Hay for sale!
Small bales: $12 each
Big bales: $150 each

If your animals eat like mine, you might want to grab a few extra… they act like they’re starving even when they’re chewing.

08/18/2026

Feed options tailored to your herd. Whether you need a couple of small bales or heavy-duty stock, we have you covered: $12 for small bales and $150 for big bales. Message us to arrange pickup.

08/17/2026

we are sold out of big bales!!
Thank you!!

08/17/2026

Starting the week with fresh inventory! We’ve got high-quality hay available and ready to load. Small bales are $12 each Drop a comment if interested.