08/01/2025
☀️ Sun’s out. Grass is soft. Sunnies are on. And Dr. Lovejoy? Oh, she’s chillin’ right beside you.
Say hello to our Citrus Social Tonic, the golden child of sunny-day sips. Bright lemon, grapefruit, and orange mingle like it’s a botanical soirée—and then, oh yes—in comes the hemp-derived magic.
Inside this can? A microdose of fast-acting cannabinoids—those charming little molecules that flirt with your endocannabinoid system (yes, that’s a real thing). They whisper to your nerves: “Relax, darling. You’re safe here.”
No buzz overload. No drama. Just the perfect balance of lift, ease, and social sparkle. ✨
So go on. Stretch out on that picnic blanket, sip slowly, and let the Citrus do her thing. Because pleasure should be functional. And science? Oh, she’s sexy.
