Gatza Chase that Farm

05/31/2026

Thank you E&N Farms!! Can’t wait to see these little ones grow up!! 😍😍

05/26/2026

Good morning everyone!!! ☕ (Arabica Bean only….no mushrooms allowed)

You all officially hit the Monetization Giveaway goal and now it is time for a little chaos and chicken math fueled fun. One lucky chicken addict is going to win a dozen of my Hen’s Choice hatching eggs. This giveaway post will run until next Tuesday when I draw the winner and send one of y’all a box of tiny shell-covered bad decisions straight from my coop to your incubator. As always, shipping is on me. This box will also come with the official “Don’t worry, she/he won these” sticker so hopefully your partner believes you and you don’t end up having to explain yet another questionable financial decision involving birds that produce designer eggs 😂. Honestly though, some of y’all are one incubator away from needing a farm-themed intervention and I fully support it.

To enter:

🩷 You must be following me. I mean… I provide free entertainment between chicken chaos, rose obsession, broody hen hostage situations, and me accidentally hatching more birds than I have common sense for. If you are not following already, what exactly are you waiting on?

🩷 Love the post. A regular like works too, but smashing that love button helps tick the monetization up a little higher so the chickens can continue funding their expensive little lifestyles. They have standards around here apparently.

🩷 Sharing is caring. Toss this post out into the wild chicken internet so more people can join in. Don’t be little egg goblins hiding the post in a dark corner trying to improve your odds. Let the people experience the chaos.

🩷 Comment below once you’ve done all the fun things so I can keep track of everyone entering!

Fair warning though… opening a box of hatching eggs is a slippery slope. First it’s “just one dozen.” Next thing you know you’re out in pajamas at 11 PM with a flashlight checking on chicks, arguing with strangers about egg color genetics, and rearranging your entire life around birds that scream at you for mealworms like tiny feathered union workers. 😂

05/05/2026

Okay guys, I’m going to go ahead and kick off the giveaway early. You all have pushed so hard these last few days trying to hit that $40 goal, and I’ve been watching it climb.
We’re doing this even if we don’t hit it, because you all showed up and really tried, and that matters.

To enter, just make sure you
-love
-share
-and comment on this post.

This post will be up for a full week and will close Saturday, May 9th around 8am.

I appreciate you all more than you know. 💕

03/31/2026

We have ducklings!

03/22/2026

ONE WEEK ONLY, Y’ALL

You did it… now let’s play

I’m feelin’ real loved over here thanks to YOU guys showing up, sharing, and getting me to this point.

You want a chance at these eggs? Here’s all you gotta do:

Tell me… if you could build your dream dozen, what’s going in your carton? 👀
Dark chocolate? Sage greens? Speckles? Chaos mix?

I’ll be picking from the comments a follower on Sunday.

Boom. You’re in.

One of you will be picked Sunday the 29th and will get a mixed Hens Choice dozen… aka a little farm-fresh surprise party in a carton .

Seriously though… thank y’all. Every like, comment, share, and follow got me here, and I don’t take that lightly. So this is me giving a little love right back to my favorite group of enablers.

Now go ham!… and may the chicken odds be ever in your favor. Let your friends know so the can join the fun too!!

03/19/2026

Ducks are hatching! The one in front to the side started moving as I took the picture too.

03/11/2026

New experience for us on the farm. Muscovy duck eggs! We will see how they do with the incubator and might have some ducklings for sale!

02/27/2026

Lots of farm fresh eggs available $5️⃣ a dozen

02/27/2026

Look at this giveaway!

🎉The Road to 6K Giveaway Starts Now 🎉

983.

That’s the only number standing between us and 6,000.

I’m sitting at 5,017 followers right now, and if you’ve been here long enough, you already know how quickly that gap can disappear when this community decides to move.

So here’s what’s waiting at 6K… and it’s not small.

When we hit 6,000 followers, ONE winner is getting the ultimate hatch setup…

✨ Build Your Own Dozen
✨ A Maticoopx 20 egg incubator
✨ Shipping is on me

You’ll get to mix and match from my current half-dozen egg options and build your dream dozen. The colors. The breeds. The whole little egg lineup sitting pretty and ready to set.

This isn’t a tiny celebration prize. This is a clear-the-counter, plug-it-in, let’s-hatch-something special kind of giveaway.

To enter:
❤️ Heart this post
📲 Share this post
✔️ Follow my page
💬 Comment so I know you shared

Every share sends this a little farther. Every new follower brings us closer. And if there’s one thing I know about this community, it’s that when y’all decide to move… you move.

I’m so thankful for every single one of you. Normally it takes me months to grow that much. Last time you did it in 24 hours. So at this point, the timeline is officially in your hands. Let’s make 6K happen.

02/05/2026

The girls didn’t get the memo that we are supposed to have 6 more weeks of winter. They say it’s spring already! Let us know if you need eggs! 💲5️⃣ a dozen