04/18/2026
It’s Block Party weekend.
That beautiful annual tradition where students from three different colleges show up, somebody loses a flip flop by noon, somebody cries by 3, and by midnight somebody’s explaining to Bloomsburg Police that “bro, I literally live here.”
This ain’t new.
Back in the wild years?
Cars flipped over.
Beer bottles flying.
100+ arrests.
Riot charges.
Horse cops.
SWAT trucks.
A dude standing on a roof beating his chest like WWE while people launched beer cans at him.
Real classy stuff. Historic, honestly.
In one Block Party weekend alone:
124 open containers
73 underage drinking citations
37 disorderly conduct
17 public drunkenness
17 criminal charges
and enough bad decisions to qualify as a college major.
Another year?
183 citations.
99 open containers.
61 underage drinking.
People literally got charged for taunting police horses.
Imagine being so drunk you start beef with a horse.
And after all that chaos…
you know what wins?
CHEESESTEAKS.
Not ramen.
Not sad gas station pizza.
Not your roommate’s frozen dinosaur nuggets.
We’re talking REAL Philly cheesesteaks.
100% all beef ribeye.
Fresh Italian bread from Philly.
Real Cooper Sharp.
Real whiz.
Sharp provolone.
American.
The kind of food that fixes bad decisions.
Chicken Cheesesteaks $10
Buffalo Chicken Cheesesteaks $10
Cheesesteak Egg Rolls $3
Buffalo Chicken Cheesesteak Egg Rolls $3
Pepperoni Pizza Rolls 2 for $5
Homemade Pasta Salad $3
8 oz Steakhouse-Cut Cheesecake $5
(bigger than your GPA after Saturday)
Open 11 AM – 8 PM
Call for a speedy pickup: 570-316-2427
While Bloomsburg PD handles the arrests…
we’ll handle the recovery.
Tony’s Steaks
Route 11, Bloomsburg
Come hungry.
Leave with your dignity… if you still have it.