Fattyhead GF Protein Keto Crust

Fattyhead GF Protein Keto Crust Fattyhead's Mission: produce savory, grain-free pizza crust & BBQ sauce for people fighting metabolic diseases.
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So the fact that I’ve damaged my metabolic system with decades of extreme carb stuffing is turning out to be a great mar...
06/05/2026

So the fact that I’ve damaged my metabolic system with decades of extreme carb stuffing is turning out to be a great marketing tool, eh?? How’s THAT for making lemonade out of some dang tart lemons?? 30 minutes after eating a Fattydog, the needle moved up only slightly. But I KNOW I can improve by tightening up the keto wagon that I’ve jumped on and off of for 10 years. I’ve not had a single severe nausea episode since getting the CGM. The Fattyhead Lady is learning, and you all have been SO helpful.

Fattydogs sold at The Store: Gluten Free & More Store by Chrisolyn's & Fattyhead. We are not open yet but I’ve met a handful of people, so next week, I may be able to sell some of my stuff to you, still without a POS system for now.

So about our store name….Are you totally new to us?? Please LIKE the post. OR, did you know about Fattyhead or Chrisolyn...
06/04/2026

So about our store name….

Are you totally new to us?? Please LIKE the post. OR, did you know about Fattyhead or Chrisolyn’s prior to finding this page? Please HEART this post.

See, we are TWO separate businesses sharing retail space in Blue Springs at 2118 NW State Route 7, 1/2 mile north of I-70, opening in mid June. We each bring our own customers to this joint venture, thus the need to keep our own names on signage. Chrisolyn's Gluten Free Bakery has operated for 13 years in Waverly with a brick and mortar. Fattyhead, 8 years in biz as a wholesaler to restaurants and grocery stores always behind the scenes in shared kitchen spaces.

So “Gluten Free & More Store by Chrisolyn’s & Fattyhead” is how we get the word out on social media, for both existing and potentially new customers.

Now that Fattyhead has signage on a building, she should be able to get google verified to update the address there. We are still figuring out how to handle the Chrisolyns side as she will now have two locations. And since Fattyhead may retire in a few years, we opted for only the window sign. Chrisolyns will have her building sign installed soon. But you can now recognize the space if we open before the sign is up. Any google experts out there with ideas??

Thank you, hightechsignskc.com

Here’s a bad habit I’m fixin’ to collect data on. I won’t use the nasty (NOT) “Sugar Free” Coffee Sweeteners because the...
06/04/2026

Here’s a bad habit I’m fixin’ to collect data on. I won’t use the nasty (NOT) “Sugar Free” Coffee Sweeteners because they contain maltodextrin if memory serves, so I add a bit of regular chocolate, maybe around 10% plus half and half. Starting at 94, however accurate this dexcom 7 may be. Let’s see what happens!! ALSO, this 94 is the lowest I’ve seen 60 minutes after eating since I got it. What went in my pie hole?? About 1/3 of a 10” fattyhead pizza and my new dark chocolate almond bark, maybe 3/4 oz which is certainly the size of a truffle (using Bake Believe brand dark choc sweetened with stevia and erythritol)!!

EDITED TO ADD: down to 102 after a spike of 164 an hour in. So because my BG came back down, I believe my metabolic system is getting better after about 10 days of pretty spot on eating (except these experiments I’m conducting.). Some of you amazing people wondered if I might be T1 but I think these numbers might indicate no? Seeing doc in a couple weeks. Will see if fasting # has improved. It was at 100 last time.

WOWSERS!! Much better than yesterday. Roasted almonds with dark chocolate in rustic bite-sized chunks. I want to try the...
06/03/2026

WOWSERS!! Much better than yesterday. Roasted almonds with dark chocolate in rustic bite-sized chunks.

I want to try them one more time with palm shortening instead of coconut oil, or else they need to be eaten cold or you’ll get chocolate on your fingers. Not the worst problem to have!!

Fattyhead here AT THE STORE until 4:30 if you care to come shop MY goods only, payable via Venmo only, as our POS system...
06/03/2026

Fattyhead here AT THE STORE until 4:30 if you care to come shop MY goods only, payable via Venmo only, as our POS system is not in place. I am having a strikeout day searching for palm shortening, ordered from Amazon so I’ll switch gears. 2118 NW Mo State 7. We don’t have our signs up so just navigate to that address. We are exactly north of Dollar General and to the left of Jennifer Nail. I have tons of pizza crusts, fair amount of pizzas (all 20% off in exchange for feedback!), jumbo PB cups, Monkey bread, gooey butter cheesecake, Brazilian cheddar bread, Fattydogs, ALLLLL low carb and high protein. OHHHH, and killer bbq sauce sweetened with nothing but monk fruit: $8 for 19 oz bottle! You can sample the sauce. So good!!! And dry pasta, GF but not low carb: Barilla rotini, spaghetti, elbow macaroni. And I DO have a few singles of Chrisolyns desserts I CAN sell: cake samplers, cinnamon rolls, confetti cookie sandwiches, turtle cheesecake!!

Not the purtiest but I did this dark chocolate almond bark super fast to test the ratio. Added refined coconut oil to ch...
06/02/2026

Not the purtiest but I did this dark chocolate almond bark super fast to test the ratio. Added refined coconut oil to chocolate so it hopefully won’t be a melty mess. Also want to add Celtic salt but these might be a thing in The Store:
Gluten Free & More Store by Chrisolyn's & Fattyhead

In the freezer now. We shall see!!

I HAD TO KNOW!!Recap: 59 years old. No meds except small dose of antidepressant. About 45 pounds overweight from a high ...
06/02/2026

I HAD TO KNOW!!

Recap: 59 years old. No meds except small dose of antidepressant. About 45 pounds overweight from a high of 300 pounds (5’6”) 11 years ago, so Bariatric Surgery in 2015. Reactive hypoglycemia EXACTLY 2 years later. Managed that ok until less than a year ago when I felt DIFFERENT. Worse. Nausea. Vomiting. Suspected it was high blood sugar but wasn’t sure. That was confirmed a week ago at doc when fasting finger poke showed 100 and A1C came back at 6.1.

So today I tested. Ate 3.8 oz of typical American cane sugar dessert after a 16 hour fast and shot from 104 to 194 in 20 minutes. 90 points!

Compare that to the first day I got the Dexcom 7 a week ago (and I know they can be inaccurate but the rise and falls seem legit) when I ate a big bunless burger with mustard and slices of onions, tomato and avocado, and I went from 107 to 124. Only 17 points!

Holy SHIZZLE, do I feel empowered??? And I don’t even feel nauseous so I MUST have been having episodes when I indulged more than this example and shot who knows how high? There were times when it hit and I could do nothing but lower my head and keep my eyes closed. Got stranded in a library for 2 hours after a delivery once, too sick to drive, and still threw up once I got on the road. Probably should’ve been in ER.

I have a message for anyone who says moderation is the way. OH HELL NO IT IS NOT, not once you have damaged your metabolic system as I have with 50+ years of indulgences. Although I’ve done significantly better recently, I am so excited to learn more about this and NOT feel like absolute ass! The key for me mentally and emotionally is the same as that damn cosmetics commercial: I’M WORTH IT! There is NO treat that will fix any stressor or emotional struggle. I deserve to treat myself like a Queen and truly care for and love on myself.

In the 10 minutes I’ve been typing this, CGM now shows 170. So curious if my compensated system will drop me too low. THE RIGHT FOOD CAN FIX THIS! I’ve heard way too many of your T2 success stories to believe anything different. And so many inspiring posts from T1 people who eat to reduce BG swings.

Thank you all, once again, for supporting me and so many others who read this page. The fattyhead pizza pic & CGM showing amazing number after eating is from Autoimmune Odyssey: One Family's Experience . They posted exactly as I was writing this, so perfect timing!!

Addendum: I KNOW what I should be eating (meats, eggs, berries, cruciferous veggies, full fat when I eat dairy) but my first memory is trauma as a toddler when I was feeding myself fistfuls of cereal straight from box. Many difficult years ensued in unhealthy emotional environment. Learning a new way now…never too late!!

Addendum #2: 90 minutes after eating, Dexcom shows 94. Curious if I’m dropping too low. I know with the reactive hypoglycemia, I started feeling the lows almost exactly 2 hours after indulging carbs. I should know in another half hour.

Addendum #3: well over 2 hours since
I started test. I’m at 92. So I haven’t gone too low, no feelings of impending reactive hypoglycemia (maybe since it was only 3.8 ounces I ate??)

Addendum #4: no more addendums! I have order to fill and a store to open!!!




Heads up, pretty please! Once it hits triple digit season, we won’t be shipping much, except maybe if we get a cool fore...
06/01/2026

Heads up, pretty please! Once it hits triple digit season, we won’t be shipping much, except maybe if we get a cool forecast and the customer is in a nearby state (nearest Kansas City) . Please consider stocking up for summer, as this will be a play it by ear sitch. Thanks!!

The Update! Two dedicated GF businesses under one roof = Gluten Free & More Store by Chrisolyn's & Fattyhead. On the low...
06/01/2026

The Update! Two dedicated GF businesses under one roof = Gluten Free & More Store by Chrisolyn's & Fattyhead. On the low carb, diabetic friendly, protein packed side is Fattyhead GF Protein Keto Crust who’s been operating in Blue Springs as a wholesaler for 3 years and is licensed and ready to go!

On the celiac disease side is the owner of Chrisolyn's Gluten Free Bakery who’s had a shop in Waverly for 13 years and is NEW to Blue Springs. Her license came through TODAY, but she’s still waiting on 2 giant freezers to arrive. Here’s a peek of what we have so far.

Please feel free to follow the Fattyhead page as owner Laura MIGHT start selling a few things soon, but the POS system is not in so patience is kindly requested. Both owners are so silly stoked to see you all!!

And SO proud to carry veteran-owned No Sugar Sauce from PITMASTER LT's!

Would anyone be interested in a pound of Keto BBQ Chicken that will come frozen? Just pull from freezer, heat and get 4 ...
05/31/2026

Would anyone be interested in a pound of Keto BBQ Chicken that will come frozen? Just pull from freezer, heat and get 4 fat sammies worth of bbq meat? It’s the No Sugar Added BBQ Sauce from PITMASTER LT's, sweetened exclusively with PURE monk fruit (not a blend: read those ingredient labels!) We will also sell the 19 oz bottle for $8 at Gluten Free & More Store by Chrisolyn's & Fattyhead.

(Dear Anyone who orders the sauce from Amazon…your price for a single bottle includes about $6 bucks for shipping, which is why we would LOVE to get it in more brick and mortars!)

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Friday 11am - 7pm
Saturday 11am - 7pm
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