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Twisted Lizard Mercantile At Twisted Lizard Mercantile, we craft small-batch seasonings to elevate everyday meals and special occasions.

From bold blends for beef and chicken to our 22-spice seafood mix, our all-in-one seasonings make cooking flavorful and easy. Our line of seasonings is specially crafted to elevate everyday meals and make special occasions truly unforgettable. Our custom blends are designed to enhance the natural flavors of beef, chicken, pork, and seafood. Each recipe is thoughtfully developed using a unique combination of spices such as cumin, marjoram, oregano, and ancho chilis - just to name a few. One standout, our seafood seasoning, boasts an impressive blend of 22 different spices! We take pride in creating small-batch blends from the freshest herbs and spices, ensuring exceptional quality in every container. These all-in-one seasonings are perfect for convenient storage and quick use, helping you transform simple, budget-friendly ingredients into mouthwatering dishes. At Twisted Lizard Mercantile, our mission is to help you enjoy flavorful meals with less hassle - so you can spend more time with the people who matter most.

Well, Jerome may have started a little family competition with this one.He tried our steak rub on the weekend hamburgers...
10/13/2026

Well, Jerome may have started a little family competition with this one.
He tried our steak rub on the weekend hamburgers and reported:
“I tried the steak rub on our weekend family hamburgers. Even the kids liked it! They thought my hamburgers tasted better than Mom’s.”
We are staying completely neutral on the family burger rankings. Mostly because we would like to be invited back.
Terlingua Jim says, “A good burger can bring a family together. Apparently it can stir things up a little too.”
Give your next batch of burgers a little Texas Heat and see what the family says.
Get yours at https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/
Then tag Twisted Lizard Mercantile and show us what is coming off your grill

🦎 Boerne, we’re headed your way!Tuesday, October 13Boerne Farmers Market4 PM to 7 PM157 S Main, BoerneStop by the Twiste...
10/12/2026

🦎 Boerne, we’re headed your way!
Tuesday, October 13
Boerne Farmers Market
4 PM to 7 PM
157 S Main, Boerne
Stop by the Twisted Lizard booth, say hello to Terlingua Jim and Mary, and stock the spice shelf before supper sneaks up on you.
Jim says, “Buying the meat is your job. Making it taste like you knew what you were doing is where we come in.”
Can’t make the market?
Visit https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/ to purchase.

New branding. Same mouthwatering recipe. Just enough heat.
10/12/2026

New branding. Same mouthwatering recipe. Just enough heat.

Shrimp on one side. Steak on the other. Apparently dinner understood the assignment.Anna Jane and her boyfriend tried ou...
10/08/2026

Shrimp on one side. Steak on the other. Apparently dinner understood the assignment.
Anna Jane and her boyfriend tried our All Purpose Rub on shrimp and steak, and it was a hit.
Here’s what she had to say:
“They were amazing! I like that the seasonings brighten the food without it being too spicy.”
Now that is exactly what we like to hear. Big flavor does not have to mean setting your supper on fire.
Terlingua Jim says, “If you can still taste the food, you’re doing it right.”
Ready to put a little Texas Heat on your next meal?
Get yours at https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/
Make it, tag Twisted Lizard Mercantile, and show us what you’re cookin’.

Sometimes the right amount of heat is the amount everybody at the table can enjoy.Takinta used our chicken seasoning in ...
10/06/2026

Sometimes the right amount of heat is the amount everybody at the table can enjoy.
Takinta used our chicken seasoning in her Tikka Masala Chicken and shared:
“Some of my Indian dishes are too hot for my husband’s taste. He enjoyed my Tikka Masala Chicken with the chicken seasoning. He thought it was just hot enough.”
Flavor first. Heat where it belongs. And everybody gets to finish dinner happy.
Terlingua Jim says, “The best seasoning is the kind that keeps folks reaching for another bite.”
Try our chicken seasoning in your next dish and make it your own.
Get yours at https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/
Make it, tag Twisted Lizard Mercantile, and show us what you’re cookin’.

🦎 Two chances to catch Twisted Lizard this week!Tuesday, October 6Boerne Farmers Market4 PM to 7 PM157 S Main, BoerneFri...
10/05/2026

🦎 Two chances to catch Twisted Lizard this week!
Tuesday, October 6
Boerne Farmers Market
4 PM to 7 PM
157 S Main, Boerne
Friday, October 9
Guadalupe County Fair
Seguin Events Complex
Fairgrounds open after the 10 AM parade
Come by, visit with Terlingua Jim and Mary, and grab your favorite Texas Heat Rubs before the next meal hits the grill.
Can’t make it?
Visit https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/ to purchase.
Save the dates and come find the lizard!

🦎 The lizard is headed to Seguin today!Saturday, October 3Guadalupe County Fair BBQ Cookoff10 AM to 11 AMSeguin Events C...
10/03/2026

🦎 The lizard is headed to Seguin today!
Saturday, October 3
Guadalupe County Fair BBQ Cookoff
10 AM to 11 AM
Seguin Events Complex
950 S Austin, Seguin
Come find Terlingua Jim and Mary, say howdy, and stock up on Terlingua Jim’s Texas Heat Rubs while you’re there.
Can’t make it out to see us?
Visit https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/ to purchase.
Save this post so you know where to find us, and tag Twisted Lizard Mercantile when you put a little Texas Heat on the table.

Here’s where you can find Twisted Lizard Mercantile this month. 🦎We’ll be out and about at local markets and community e...
10/02/2026

Here’s where you can find Twisted Lizard Mercantile this month. 🦎
We’ll be out and about at local markets and community events with Terlingua Jim’s Texas Heat Rubs ready to go.
Come by, say hello to Terlingua Jim and Mary, stock up on your favorites, and tell us what you’ve been cookin’.
Can’t make it out to see us in person?
Visit https://twisted-lizard-mercantile.com/ to purchase.
Save this calendar so you know where to find us, and tag Twisted Lizard Mercantile when you put a little Texas Heat on the table.

Boerne Radio 103.9FM Guadalupe County Fair & PRCA Rodeo The Market at Shavano Park

Terlingua Jim's Tex-Dutch Oktoberfest BratsBeer-Braised Bratwurst with Sauerkraut, Potatoes & Texas HeatGerman cooking h...
10/01/2026

Terlingua Jim's Tex-Dutch Oktoberfest Brats
Beer-Braised Bratwurst with Sauerkraut, Potatoes & Texas Heat
German cooking has deep roots in the Texas Hill Country, but around here we’ve got our own version. I call it Tex-Dutch.
Start with bratwurst, sauerkraut, potatoes, onions, mustard, and a good bottle of b**r. Then give it a little Texas attitude.
Not enough to start an international incident. Just enough to make it ours.
What You’ll Need
• 6 bratwurst
• 1 tbsp cooking oil
• 1 large yellow onion, sliced
• 1½ lbs red or Yukon Gold potatoes, halved
• 16 oz sauerkraut, drained
• 1 bottle German l***r, amber, or Oktoberfest b**r
• 2 tbsp whole-grain or stone-ground mustard
• 1–1½ tbsp Terlingua Jim’s Texas Heat All-Purpose Rub™
• 1 tsp brown sugar, optional
• Pretzel rolls, rye, or crusty bread
How Jim Does It
Heat oil in a large skillet or Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Brown bratwurst on all sides, then remove.
Add onion and cook 4–5 minutes. Add potatoes and half the Texas Heat Rub. Stir in b**r, mustard, and brown sugar if using.
Return bratwurst to the pan. Cover, reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer 20 minutes.
Add sauerkraut and remaining Texas Heat Rub. Cover and cook 10–15 minutes, until potatoes are tender and bratwurst are cooked through. Remove the lid for the last few minutes if you want the liquid to reduce.
Jim’s Advice
Don’t cook the sauerkraut to the point of no return. You want it warm and flavorful, not overcooked. And if a little b**r is left in the pan, that ain’t a problem. That’s gravy with a German accent.
Serve with mustard and good bread.
Cold weather. Hot sausage. Good b**r. Plenty of potatoes. Just enough Texas Heat to remind everybody which side of the Atlantic they’re on.
Guten Appetit, y’all.
Make it, tag Twisted Lizard Mercantile, and show us how your Tex-Dutch Oktoberfest supper turned out.

Do, Re, Me and Terlingua Jim share a moment at the Market at Shavano Park.
05/25/2026

Do, Re, Me and Terlingua Jim share a moment at the Market at Shavano Park.

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