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Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society Preserve the myth, protect the herd.

Founded in 1907, The Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society exists to protect the most elusive creature to never “officially” exist.

OJPS PUBLIC SAFETY BULLETIN“How to Survive a Shin Goring”Issued: July 11, 2025Authority: Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation...
07/11/2025

OJPS PUBLIC SAFETY BULLETIN
“How to Survive a Shin Goring”
Issued: July 11, 2025
Authority: Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society, Field HQ #04-B

As jackalope sightings surge across Green Country, the OJPS reminds citizens and recreational hikers that shin gorings are not a myth—they’re a menace.

These highly territorial cryptids are known to strike without warning, targeting the most vulnerable human appendage: the exposed shin. The resulting trauma is not only physical, but deeply emotional, often leaving victims limping through both trail and pride.

🚫 Avoid Common Mistakes:
• Do NOT run. Jackalopes clock in at over 30mph and have something to prove.
• Do NOT refer to them as “bunnies.” They take offense.
• Do NOT attempt selfies unless you’re looking to become a cautionary tale.

✅ Do This Instead:
• Approach low and slow. Offer a respectful nod and, if available, trail mix with dried cranberries.
• Speak softly. Think NPR, not Monster Jam.
• Back away if thumping begins. Thumps mean war.

🩸 Common Impact Zones Include:
• Medial Tibia
• Self-Worth
• Your last clean pair of hiking socks

Remember, if you hear rustling in the brush and catch a glimpse of antlers just above the grassline—it may already be too late.

Report all encounters at oneweirdrabbit.com
Brought to you by the brave Rangers of the Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society.

“Preserve the Myth. Protect the Herd. Guard Your Shins.”

FIELD REPORT // FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEGreen Country’s seen a dramatic spike in jackalope activity over the last few weeks...
07/09/2025

FIELD REPORT // FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Green Country’s seen a dramatic spike in jackalope activity over the last few weeks. Increased sightings from Claremore to Coweta have our Rangers pulling double shifts, wading through creekbeds and garden groves, chasing whispers and hoofprints.

To keep our team fed (and morale semi-intact), we’ve teamed up with the folks at American Inheritance Confectionery to develop an official OJPS-approved field ration: Ranger Bait.

Burrow Bait – White chocolate covered popcorn mixed with crushed pretzels, mini marshmallows, and caramel drizzle. Soft, sticky, sweet. Designed for long stakeouts in shaded brush or when tracking the more elusive breeds.

Cryptid Crunch – Milk chocolate popcorn loaded with peanut butter, crushed potato chips, and a hit of chili flake. Savory, spicy, and unreasonably addictive. Field-tested for energy spikes during dusk patrols and late-night relocations.

These snacks are not only designed to fuel our Rangers and Wardens—they’re rumored to attract jackalopes, especially the sugar-hungry subtypes spotted near firework debris and abandoned funnel cake stands.

Swing by our next pop-up or grab a bag at 2034 w Houston in broken arrow. Proceeds help support preservation efforts and shin protection training.

👉 Report sightings.
👉 Protect the herd.
👉 Feed the force.

What Chief Meteorologist Mike Collier Isn’t Telling You About these Bear Sightings…Sure, Mike might go on about bears wa...
07/06/2025

What Chief Meteorologist Mike Collier Isn’t Telling You About these Bear Sightings…

Sure, Mike might go on about bears wandering into Oklahoma neighborhoods — but here’s what he’s not telling you: the jackalope population is exploding at an unprecedented rate, and they’re far more dangerous to your shins than any bear.

Unlike lumbering black bears, jackalopes are masters of urban camouflage. They slip between parked cars, dart under patio furniture, and lurk behind trash cans — all without being spotted. Their antlers are perfectly positioned to deliver a swift, surgical shin-goring to anyone who gets too close.

While everyone’s eyes are on the bears, Oklahoma’s jackalope herds are quietly multiplying in your own backyard. So before you worry about a bear crashing your picnic, maybe check under the picnic table for something with antlers and a bad attitude.

Stay safe, Oklahoma, if you see any Jackalopes in your neighborhood or local area contact an OJPS ranger immediately— and keep your shins covered.

Hoppy Independence Day from the Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society! This Fourth of July, as the sky lights up with ...
07/04/2025

Hoppy Independence Day from the Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society!

This Fourth of July, as the sky lights up with fireworks and your uncle debates conspiracy theories over the grill, remember: the jackalope roams free because of patriots like you.

Whether you’re out tracking elusive antlers in the tallgrass or just enjoying a cold one on the porch, stay safe, keep your shins guarded, and don’t forget to report any suspicious jackalope activity to your nearest OJPS Ranger.

Together, we Preserve the Myth. Protect the Herd.
Join the cause at oneweirdrabbit.com

The Ray Harrel Nature Center in Broken Arrow has officially called in the Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society after ...
07/03/2025

The Ray Harrel Nature Center in Broken Arrow has officially called in the Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society after reports of multiple jackalopes spotted throughout the park! Locals say they’ve seen swift shadows with antlers darting through the trees and suspicious rustling in the prairie grasses.

Swipe through these photos and see if you can spot the elusive jackalopes hiding in plain sight! 👀

📍 Mission: OJPS Rangers are mobilizing to humanely trap and relocate these mischievous creatures to safer, more suitable habitats—away from hikers’ ankles and unsuspecting joggers.

CALLING ALL RANGERS! If you’d like to volunteer for this historic Jackalope Relocation Effort, or if you spot any more horned hares in your neighborhood, report your sightings at
oneweirdrabbit.com

Together, we can protect the myth, preserve the magic, and keep Oklahoma’s wild places just a little bit weirder.

Preserve the Myth. Protect the Herd.Founded in 1907* and reborn in the backwoods of bad ideas and bold storytelling, the...
07/03/2025

Preserve the Myth. Protect the Herd.Founded in 1907* and reborn in the backwoods of bad ideas and bold storytelling, the Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society exists to safeguard the most elusive creature to never officially exist.

*Probably.

Don’t fact check it. The jackalopes get nervous.

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2034 W Houston
Broken Arrow, OK
74012

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(918)5081397

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