
12/24/2022
Breaking News:
In what may be the biggest conspiracy in culinary history, duck sauce has 0% duck in it but it does have sugar & apricots.
Those days are over. Why? Technology.
In the past, you had to go to two different sources to see how many seagulls it would take to eat something and how long it would take seagulls to eat something.
Operating as usual
Breaking News:
In what may be the biggest conspiracy in culinary history, duck sauce has 0% duck in it but it does have sugar & apricots.
Audubon North
3050 Sweethome
Buffalo/Amherst
Certain circles call these the best chicken fingers and beef on weck in Western New York.
One of the last remaining handful of places that actually roasts their beef and rolls daily in house, the thick cut beef is reminiscent of the glory days of Buffalo gluttony. The fingers, tossed in BBQ and grilled, are outstanding; crispy and saucy, a hard combination.
Served with fresh cut fries and garlic pasta.
Best ever.
Golden Seagull Award
Seagull scale: 6 seagulls, 44 seconds (a new record)
Danny Sheehan's Steak House
491 West Ave, Lockport, NY
https://www.dannysheehans.com/
Surf & Turf
Sirloin and lobster, served with a salad, choice of potato and garlic bread.
Best ever.
Golden Seagull Award.
Seagull scale: 6 seagulls, 51 seconds (a new record)
Longhorn Steakhouse
2015 Walden Avenue , Cheektowaga, NY
https://m.longhornsteakhouse.com/home
Renegade Sirloin & Redrock Grilled Shrimp
Loaded Baked Potato
Caesar Salad
Grilled Chicken & Strawberry Salad
Crispy Brussels Sprouts
Grilled sirloin paired with two skewers of grilled shrimp glazed with our smoky tomato butter. Served over rice.
The salad: Grilled chicken, strawberries, grapes, mandarin oranges, candied pecans, and raspberry vinaigrette.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 12 seagulls, 57 seconds (a new record)
K Dara Noodle Bar
110 Pearl st
Buffalo
https://www.kdara.net/
Pork dumplings
Fresh mushroom roll
Chicken Udon
Perfect portions, perfect dishes.
The best of the best.
The new location will make your jaw drop.
Newly opened on Pearl Street, a soft opening with takeout only for a couple weeks. Full bar and expanded menu will be rolled out upon them opening for dining.
Best ever.
Golden Seagull Award
Seagull scale: 9 seagulls, 21 seconds (a new record).
JJ's Casa-Di-Pizza
11 E Mohawk St, Buffalo, NY 14203
https://casadipizza.com
Doing it right, since the 1950s!
Buffalo's only 6 (out of 5) star pizzeria
Small cheese and pepperoni pizza
Hot wings
Single order of BBQ mini ribs
The ribs are the size of chicken wings, and the meat is "fall off the bone" tender. We were told that the chef was disallowed from participating in Master Chef due to having an unfair advantage over the other contestants. The rumor is that Chef Ramsey said "Bloody hell, the entire season would be wrapped up in one episode, we can't have that now, can we"
Golden Seagull Award
Best ever
Seagull scale: 11 seagulls, 42 seconds (a new record!)
Buzzy's Pizza
7617 Niagara Falls Blvd, Niagara Falls, NY 14304
"Buzzy's - Famous New York Style Pizza | Niagara Falls, New York" https://buzzyspizza.com
Cheese & Pepperoni Pizza
Medium Wings
1/2 ham sub
1/2 chicken finger sub
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 12 seagulls, 49 seconds (a new record)
Buffalo's 36th (formally 37th) best food reviewer, Buffalo Food Otaku ,claims the best chicken wings in the world are in Toronto.
Upon reading the Buffalo legislative decision from 1992, specifically section 4, subsection c, we demand, from this day forward, he is simply known as "The Food Otaku". His voluntary resignation was implied, and accepted.
"... furthermore, a Buffalo resident who becomes delusional whilst traveling and proclaims, in writing, that they have discovered chicken wings superior to chicken wings found in Buffalo is not permitted to reenter the city of Buffalo under any circumstances or claim they representthe (sic) city in any manner or title..."
Big Ditch Brewing Company
55 E Huron St, Buffalo, NY 14203
https://www.bigditchbrewing.com
Steak frites
Steak frites, meaning "steak & fries" in French, is a dish consisting of steak paired with French fries. It is commonly served in European brasseries, and is considered by some to be the national dish of Belgium, which claims to be the place of its invention.
Best ever.
Golden Seagull Award.
Seagull scale: 4 seagulls, 50 seconds (a new record!)
Rainbow Deli
403 Main St #110, Buffalo, NY 14203
Best kept secret on Main Street?
Maybe.
The chef salad was almost 4 pounds!!!
Made to order, with almost 20 items to pick from.
Best ever
Seagull scale: 3 seagulls, 33 seconds (a new record)
The legendary Union Pub
"Best wings in Buffalo"
38 Swan St, Buffalo, NY 14203
Loaded tots basket
Double order of hot wings
Single order of Carolina Gold wings
Best ever
Seagull scale: 6 seagulls, 51 seconds (a new record)
"Home | Union Pub in Buffalo, NY" https://www.unionpub-buffalo.com
Chiavetta's
6100 Fisk Rd, Lockport, NY 14094
https://chiavettas.com
Did you know Chiavetta's BBQ - Lockport has a year round sit down restaurant (dine in and carryout)?
Chicken & Ribs
dubs on the slaw
Dinner roll (choice of roll or cornbread)
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 5 seagulls, 50 seconds (a new record)
Anchor Bar
Wings & Weck combo.
5 hot wings, beef on weck, fries, celery and bc.
Genesee Cream Ale (on tap)
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 6 seagulls, 37 seconds (wow, if you understand our scale, that is impressive!)
Misuta Chows
https://misutachows.com/
Braised short rib fried rice.
The effort was appreciated.
Seagull scale: 1 Seagull, 33 seconds
Shango Bistro & Wine Bar
(New Orleans Bistro)
3260 Main St, Buffalo, NY 14214
https://www.shangobistro.net/
Shrimp & Grits ($13)
BBQ Shrimp, cheddar grits, red pepper relish, and bacon
Black Cask Manhattan.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 2 seagulls, 47 seconds
Tavern at Windsor Park
8444 Transit Rd, Williamsville, NY 14221
https://www.tavernatwindsorpark.com/
ATTENTION: the free popcorn here tastes exactly like Hill's Department Store Snack Bar popcorn.
Classic Breakfast
Eggs, potatoes, sausage, toast.
Chicken & Waffles
With an egg and potatoes
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 3 seagulls, 58 seconds
For us, being Buffalo's 7th best food review page is an honor but we always give a shout out to the little guys. Here is Buffalo Food Otaku , they are ranked as Buffalo's 36th best food review page and we hope to see them in the top 10 with us some day.
Valentine’s on the Lake
5959 E Main St, Olcott, NY 14126
Polish breakfast
Eggs, potatoes, Polish Sausage, rye.
Perogi to go (6 pack to cook at home option).
The hidden gem of Niagara County.
Breathtaking views of the the lake.
Delicious breakfast.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 5 seagulls, 49 seconds
Carson's Country Deli & Bakery
Old Saunders Settlement Rd, Lockport, NY 14094
https://www.carsonsdeliandbakery.com/
Considered markers of best sandwiches in Western New York (as seen in the Buffalo News), this country deli is the benchmark.
The best part, Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 came on the radio and the workers all started singing!
Pictured here is a classic, a half of ham sub, made to order. It's perfect and it is what made Western New York subs famous. Get back to your roots, stop by Carson's.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 2 seagulls, 31 seconds (a new record)
The outdoor patio is open at Mon Ami.
Mon Ami
20 Cathedral Park, Buffalo, NY 14202
https://www.monamibuffalo.com/
Rakhapura
302 Main St, Buffalo, NY 14202
https://www.rakhapurarestaurant.com/
We heard this was the best Green Curry in Buffalo. They were mistaken, it's actually the best Green Curry in New York.
*warning: very spicy
*warning: very addictive
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 2 seagulls, 21 seconds
Hawley's Grove
482 West Ave, Lockport, NY 14094
https://www.hawleysgrove.com/
Scratch made blue cheese
Scratch made marinara sauce.
Sweet and tangy lemon curry wings.
Pizza logs (made in WNY).
Macaroni salad.
Best ever.
Unfortunately they don't have a real Facebook business page set up yet.
Seagull scale: 4 seagulls, 40 seconds
Sub Delicious
15 Locust St, Lockport, NY 14094
https://www.sub-delicious.com/
We heard this place has the best "slice to go" in Western New York, and it did not disappoint.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 2 seagulls, 22 seconds
Famous Doughnuts
3043 Main St, Buffalo, NY 14214
https://famousdoughnuts.com/
Classic shop, confection perfection
"I'll take a square" is what everyone was saying when they came in. what's a square? Get there!
Best ever
Seagull scale: 7 seagulls, 51 seconds
bb.q chicken
https://bbdotqchicken.com/
1424 Millersport Hwy, Buffalo, NY 14226
(Marriott)
Kimchi Fried Rice
Korean boneless wings with the secret house sauce
Best ever
Seagull scale: 4 seagulls, 30 seconds
Nina's Custard
2577 Millersport Hwy, Getzville, NY
Roast Beef (BBQ) on weck
Fresh cut fries
Butterscotch Custard with a Butterscotch dip!
It tastes exactly like butterbeer from Universal Studios park.
Best ever
Seagull scale: 4 seagulls, 31 seconds
Hilltop Restaurant & Bar
http://www.thehilltoprestaurant.com/
4206 Lake Ave, Lockport, NY 14094
Special: Mexican Short Ribs and a Corona Margarita.
Fiji Apple & Cranberry
Spring Mix Salad Topped with Fiji Apples, Dried Cranberry's Cinnamon Candied Pecans, Blue Cheese Crumbles, and House Made Apple Chips served with Honey Balsamic Dressing.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 7 seagulls, 58 seconds
Burrito Bay
2341 Millersport Hwy, Getzville, NY
https://www.burritobay.com/
The taco salad is the largest in the continental United States (unconfirmed, and made up by us).
Giant Taco Salad. Half grilled chicken, half beef. Black & pinto beans, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, jalapenos, cheese, hot sauce, hot salsa
"Burrito Bay is the only place I'll get a taco salad from. because I do it myyyyy waaaay"- Frank Sinatra 2021
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 3 seagulls, 51 seconds
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Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew
Citrus and hot.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 1 seagull, 44 seconds
Cow Bubble Tea
3500 Main St #340, Buffalo, NY 14226
Citrus Berry bubble tea with lychee and grass jelly
Around $9
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 1 Seagull, 40 seconds
Jonny C's N.Y. Deli
9350 Transit Rd, East Amherst, NY 14051
https://www.jonnycs.com/
#51 Spicy Dragon (half)
Chopped Steak, Melted Pepper Jack, Seasoned French Fries (no you can’t have them on the side), Sweet Chili Coleslaw, Tomato, Sriracha Mayo, Oil on a toasted Sub
#4 Park Avenue (half)
Turkey, BLT, Provolone, Basil Mayo on a toasted Sub
Cobb (small)
Mixed Greens, chopped Bacon, Chicken, Cucumber, Eggs, Tomato, Bleu Cheese Crumbles
There's probably over 100 different things on their menu. This place does not mess around.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 11 seagulls, 45 seconds
Taco Bell
Nachos BellGrande
Crunchy Taco Supreme
"I made those nachos with love" is what the worker said as he handed us our food.
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 2 seagulls, 20 seconds
Craft Coffee House
6612 Campbell Blvd, Lockport
https://www.craftcoffeehousewny.com/
Drip Coffee: Amazing, hot and bold. Ok, enough about me, the Coffee here is the best in town. There's a reason the tables are full.
Cobb Salad: an absolutely huge portion, the apple cider vinaigrette is addictive!
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 3 seagulls, 19 seconds
We are slightly slipping in the ranks, the weekend numbers are not looking good. We will officially change the name of the page on Monday if the numbers stand.
Cask + Cow
Lewiston, NY
https://caskandcow.com/
The perfect stop for a nice lunch.
Nachos: Corn Tortilla Chips, Nacho Cheese, Chicken, Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Jalapenos, Sour Cream, Lime (optional Barbacoa)
Stuffed Pepper Dip: Charred Hungarian Peppers, Andouille Sausage, Mozzarella Cream Cheese, with Pita Chips
Spinach salad: (we added mozzarella instead of goat cheese) Baby Spinach, Cheese, Pecans, Dried Cranberries, Mandarin Oranges, Balsamic
Drinks: The Lewiston Old Fashioned and a Hamburg Hard Cider
Best ever.
Seagull scale: 11 seagulls, 31 seconds
Back in the day, you could order the entire menu for about $60 at Your Host.
Today was our annual Gul meeting first of the year. A local pizza restaurant provided us with pizza. Franco’s dropped off Chicken Finger pizza
50 seagulls 28 seconds
Buffalo, NY
14207
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Today was our annual Gul meeting first of the year. A local pizza restaurant provided us with pizza. Franco’s dropped off Chicken Finger pizza 50 seagulls 28 seconds
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