Culture Shock

06/13/2026

Greetings and salutations I am out at the Central Mall in Port Arthur. Right next to my friend Hey Blended Mama and Honey’s Handmade feel free to come out support some small businesses there are roughly 45 people here selling stuff. There might be more or less I'm not sure I know some people got double booths. But we'd be happy to see you

06/12/2026

Greetings and salutations their friends. It only took six tries to get it to go right. I will be out at Central Mall in Port Arthur Texas tomorrow from 10:00 to 3:00. I will be bringing you the goodiest of goodies whether you're into deal, bread and butter, cajun, garlic, or any other type of pickle, pickled cauliflower red onions cowboy candy eggs, or if you're into a little bit of the more fruity side I will be having Kool-Aid pineapple, Trifecta which is cucumber watermelon and pineapple, and pickled watermelon rind. Along with just another random assortment of goodies. Also hey check out my hat I did some stuff

06/09/2026

Greetings and salutations, today I just wanted to remind you that this coming weekend I will be out at Central Mall between the hours of 10:00 to 3:00 p.m. I will of course have a wide selection of salsa, pickles, and pickled Goods. Some new items that we will have and or some stuff that's been restocked. Plenty of Dill pickles, the hot hot Chipotle salsa, mango salsa, and at the request of several people over the past few months I have brought out the we'll call it the Plain Jane. It is a simple salsa no Chipotle no smoke just some seasonings some jalapeno onions garlic and tomatoes. It is the closest thing to a picante sauce that I could do. Other than that I will be bringing some more pickled watermelon rind, but I also have plans to do a trio of cucumber watermelon and pineapple on top of doing more Kool-Aid pineapple that I will actually be selling this time. I might also just straight up Pickle some watermelon

06/07/2026

Greetings and salutations their friends, I just sent off a portion of my inventory to I don't know what she's calling the place yet my friend Bubbles and Bubble & Bake to put inside of her shop on Archie Street in Vidor. So if anyone is craving any deal, garlic, cowboy, Cajun pickles or cajun, cowboy, cowboy mango salsa, or pickled cauliflower there's some pickled eggs, and a few other odds and ends that I cannot think of right this second. They will be at her shop when she opens tomorrow hopefully. I'm sure she could post the exact address or I will try to find it later. When I can afford it I will definitely be doing a much larger stock amount.

06/06/2026

Greetings and salutations friends, just a reminder I am out at the Petsense in orange/pinehurst with a wide range of salsa pickles and pickled Goods. We will be here until 2:00 or three so if you're interested swing on by and come see me

06/05/2026

Hey Yall, Tomorrow I will be out at Petsense in Pinehurst / Orange (I heard the locals get angry if you just call it orange) There is no event, it will just be me as far as I know unless someone else wants to show up. I just need money to pay for bills and food. lol. So if anyone can make time to come out and seem e I will be there 9 to 2.

Send a message to learn more

05/28/2026

Greetings and Salutations,
Today i bring you my latest test item. Blame Dick Cox this is 100% his fault. Of course this is a pickle version compared to the trend that is going on. We have black cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. These 3 are samples that i will have at petsense in orange for people to try

05/27/2026

Hi, serious post that I don't want to make but I feel I have to so please read. I know it will be a bit long.

Something that was brought up to me by a friend and I want to make it clear. I am a Christian, who is also a fantasy nerd. So the way I am shifting my business is very fantasy driven. In Fantasy: Demons, Wizards, Gods, Witches, Devils, Angels, Elementals, talking cats, and more insane things exist. People throw fire balls, drink potions that heal you instantly, summon primordial beings, and did I mention talking cats. In real life, sure depending on your believes some of those still exist. but in the same way that fantasy portrays them.

Some people will be offended that I am going with a Witchy, Wizard, potion making vibe. And that is not my goal, but If you can't separate reality from fiction, you are more delusional then someone I want around me.

The picture below is probably one of the worse ones I would have from a design perspective maybe. Also I mean come on it is for a salsa full of peppers you are stupid for eating. This is purely a fantasy driven theme based in my Table Top Role Play Game Setting. Where nerds roll dice and act out scenes. I don't worship demons, I don't summon devils, I don't throw fire balls. Somedays I wish I could. I will lose sells, I will lose followers, and I will lose friends. It sucks, but hopefully those who are not delusional will see where I am going, see it is fun and support it. I have ideas for cool stuff. I just have to reach a point where I can afford to do that stuff. Maybe share your thoughts about my stuff with your friends. I need the help.

Also I do have AI for the fantasy veggies and stuff. The moment I can afford to pay someone to take my vision and hand draw it. I will. Every thing else is me doing the best graphic design I can. I am not an artist I can not draw. I can edit other images and try to stich them together to look decent. Also color theory I don't understand. So yeah. Sorry this was so long, also the friend was just warning me that I might lose sells, not actually one of the ones who is offended.

05/26/2026

I am still lacking the Reapers to make my hotest stuff, but that does not mean I am not busy going crazy with labels. Introducing the WIP label for Last Rites the stupid hot Chipotle Salsa. with a spelling error lol. But that is fine. Also note yes this uses AI and yes it is fantasy. Chillax.

05/24/2026

The ratings and salutations cough cough. Greeting and salutations my preciousesss. You know that sounded less creepy in my head. Also I decided to keep the first bit of my intro because every time it's something weird and different I thought it'd be funny. So today I got to meet a few new people out at Central Mall I just want to say hi to everybody and thank you for coming out if you did. Still haven't quite got over how creepy the intro was anyway we had a decent enough turnout. At this coming week I will be out at the Petsense in Orange hopefully the weather is delightful and all vendors will be able to come out if not I should be inside so yay. If you have any specific orders that you would like for me to fulfill I need to know by Monday. I also we will be getting into a shop inviter so anyone who lives in that area I will have goodies there at the beginning of the month is what I believe the opening is supposed to be. So if there is anything that you enjoy and want to have readily available let me know so I can have it stocked up at the store unless it's too kooky of the order that wouldn't normally sell to other people but more details when that comes I need a nap. Anyhoo again thank you to everyone I look forward to seeing anyone who wants to come out to Orange and we will take that nap now toodles