Adventures of the Burger Paladin

Adventures of the Burger Paladin I battle bad burgers so you don’t have to. I roam diners hunting for the burger masterpiece!

For almost 20 years, I’ve watched Cabot grow, change, stretch, and slowly become something bigger than the town I first ...
05/18/2026

For almost 20 years, I’ve watched Cabot grow, change, stretch, and slowly become something bigger than the town I first knew. Growth is a strange thing. It brings traffic, new faces, new buildings, and sometimes a little discomfort. But it also brings opportunity. It brings places for families to gather, friends to meet, and people to make memories without having to leave town.

That’s why places like Buckman Brewhouse matter.

For a city to grow in a healthy way, it needs more than houses and roads. It needs gathering places. It needs places like Buckman Brewhouse, Tall Paul’s, and Overtime, where people can sit down, share a meal, watch a game, laugh with friends, and feel like they are part of something local. These are the kinds of places that help turn a growing city into a real community.

Cabot does not need to become Little Rock. It does not need to lose what makes it Cabot. But if we are going to keep growing, we need places that give people a reason to stay here, spend here, gather here, and build memories here.

My first trip to Buckman Brewhouse almost didn’t happen when it was supposed to. We had bought the VIP experience, but then the winter storm rolled in and threw everything off. Like a good side quest gone sideways, everyone’s tickets had to be pushed back a week. After a little schedule rearranging and some patience, we finally made it through the doors.

And honestly, that made it feel a little more special.

The night we went was part of their trial run before they officially opened their doors, and I have to say, I was impressed with how smoothly everything went. Trial runs are meant to reveal the rough edges. That is the whole point. You expect a few hiccups, a little confusion, maybe a few moments where the staff is still finding their rhythm.

But Buckman Brewhouse already felt prepared. The service moved well, the food came out strong, the drinks were handled with care, and the whole place had a steady energy to it. For a business getting ready to open, that says a lot. It felt less like a place scrambling to figure itself out and more like a team ready to welcome the community in.

There’s something about waiting for a place that builds the anticipation. You hear the buzz. You see the posts. You watch people talk about it. Then finally, you get your turn to step inside and see what everyone has been talking about. For me, it was more than just checking out a new restaurant. It felt like seeing another piece of Cabot’s future take shape.

Of course, because this is my life and apparently no simple food adventure can remain simple, there was another quest happening in the background.

While I was finally getting to enjoy our long-awaited VIP experience at Buckman Brewhouse, my future Honks Into Hope partner, Rachel from Gurdy’s, had to stand in front of the Austin City Council and explain that a local food critic had stolen her goose.

For the record, that whole matter has been cleared up.

Mostly.

But I will say this. To be reduced to a mere “local food critic” after everything I have done for this kingdom? After all the burgers battled, fries conquered, pies judged, and noble quests completed? The disrespect was almost too much to bear. A Paladin has titles. A Paladin has honor. A Paladin has, at minimum, a complicated relationship with geese and municipal government.

Still, justice prevailed, the goose-related allegations were settled, and somehow Cabot’s newest brewhouse became tied in my memory to one of the strangest weeks of local lore I have ever been part of.

But that is the thing about small-town life. The stories overlap. One minute you are trying a new local spot, and the next minute your friends are explaining goose drama to city officials. It is absurd, it is funny, and in its own strange way, it is community.

That’s why Buckman Brewhouse fits into this larger story. Places like this do not just serve food and drinks. They become the backdrop for the moments we remember later.

When it came time for the main quest, I went with the Smokeshow Burger. Flame-kissed beef with smoky depth, served on a toasted bun with house pickles and ArkanSlaw. Right away, this one felt a little different from some of the burgers I’ve been battling lately.

The beef had a more premium, textured bite to it. It was not just grease, sauce, and chaos running down your hands, though let me be clear, I still respect a gloriously messy burger. Some burgers are meant to be fought like a boss battle. But the Smokeshow leaned more refined. It had weight, flavor, and structure without losing that hearty burger feel.

The smoky flavor came through nicely, and the house pickles gave it that sharp little snap it needed. The ArkanSlaw added a cool, Southern crunch that helped balance the richness of the beef. It felt like a burger built with intention, not just piled together for the sake of being big.

This was not the kind of burger that tries to win you over by making the largest mess possible. It was more controlled than that. More polished. Still satisfying, still filling, but with a little more craft behind the swing of the blade.

Speaking of craft, the drinks ended up being one of the biggest highlights of the whole visit. I am not a beer connoisseur by any means. I am not going to sit here and pretend I detected ancient notes of barrel-aged wizard oak or whatever the professionals say when they take one sip and suddenly become poets.

But I do know when I enjoy something.

I ordered the eight-drink flight, and it turned out to be one of the best parts of the night. It gave me a chance to try a little bit of everything without having to commit to one full pour right away. For someone like me, that is perfect. Let me sample the kingdom before I pledge loyalty to one house.

The flight included Naughty Blonde, Buckman Blue, a blueberry hefe, Blackberry Hibiscus Hazy, Orange Ya Glad I Said Vanilla, Golden Peanut Butter Ale, Jumpin’ Juniper IPA, El Jefe, a mango jalapeño brew, and Oktoberfest.

That is a fun lineup. It had sweet, fruity, bold, strange, smooth, and spicy all sharing the same table like a tavern party before a quest. The Buckman Blue was the kind of drink that immediately caught my attention because blueberry and hefe just sounds like something I am going to try. Orange Ya Glad I Said Vanilla had the kind of name that makes you smile before you even take a sip. And El Jefe, with mango and jalapeño, was exactly the kind of oddball flavor combination that makes a flight worth ordering in the first place.

Some were more in my wheelhouse than others, but that is part of the fun. A flight is not just about finding your favorite. It is about the experience of trying things you might not normally order. Buckman Brewhouse made that part of the visit feel playful, relaxed, and memorable.

Toward the end of the night, one of the owners came by to introduce themselves and tell us more about the Buckman story. I always appreciate moments like that. Food matters. Drinks matter. Atmosphere matters. But the story behind a place is what gives it roots.

That is a tale for another day though.

For now, I’ll just say this. Buckman Brewhouse feels like a welcome addition to Cabot. It gives people another reason to stay local, gather local, and invest in the kind of community we say we want to build.

A place like Buckman Brewhouse is not just built with taps, tables, burgers, and brick. It is built one visit at a time. One conversation at a time. One family dinner, one round with friends, one familiar face across the room.

Cabot has always had people who show up for each other. Now it has another place where they can do that.

And that matters.

Another quest conquered. Paladin approved.

I left full. I left content. And as always, tell ’em Phil sent ya!

This is something truly wonderful for our community, and it is a beautiful way to give back.This is what community looks...
05/13/2026

This is something truly wonderful for our community, and it is a beautiful way to give back.

This is what community looks like in action.

Rachel has one of the biggest hearts I know, and I’m proud to stand beside her as my partner in our organization, Honks Into Hope.

With the overwhelming amount of people that have sent messages, commented, and reached out about " Paying It Forward " over our post yesterday, we thought the " Golden Goose Table " was brilliant!

If you would like to purchase a meal for someone, you can now do so.

For those that need to use the " Golden Goose Table " simply tell the server that you would like to sit at Gurdy's Table when you place your order.

No need to pull a ticket. No embarrassment of being seen using it. Full discretion. No shame.

Thank you all for the outpouring of love you have shown and the selflessness.

Burger Paladin Quest LogBernard Pizza Co. - The Dumpster Fire RunIt was 8:00 on a Saturday night. One hour to close. The...
05/06/2026

Burger Paladin Quest Log

Bernard Pizza Co. - The Dumpster Fire Run

It was 8:00 on a Saturday night. One hour to close. The kind of timing that separates the casuals from the committed. My friend Jennifer looked at me and said, with full confidence, “You’re not going to make it.” Apple Maps said 15 minutes from Stage 2 Games. Jen said that was wrong. I didn’t argue. I calmly hopped on the computer, placed my order, and said, “Watch me go.”

Not to brag, but I arrived in 13 minutes. Traffic was clear. The prophecy was fulfilled.

I’ve been following Bernard’s Pizza Co. for a couple of years now, and one thing is obvious if you’ve ever scrolled their page. They are passionate about pizza, business, and dogs. Clear as day. They’ve built a following north of 14,000 and aren’t afraid to roast an irate customer when needed. And honestly? Respect. That many people don’t stick around if you’re not doing something right.

I pulled into a dirt driveway that opens up to a small strip mall. Bernard’s sits at the very end with a drive-through window for pickup only. Walk-in service. No dining area. Simple and efficient. I’ve seen people criticize them online for not having dine-in seating, which I find wild. Little Caesars doesn’t either, and nobody’s forming an online crusade over that. The difference is Bernard’s social media is funny and relevant, so it draws attention.

Inside, the place was clean and inviting. The young lady working the counter, whose name I didn’t catch, was friendly and attentive. It always feels a little strange to say I’m picking up an order for Burger Paladin, but she just smiled and got right to it. No weird looks. Only good vibes.

Now let’s talk about the main event.

I ordered the Dumpster Fire because sometimes my life could also be described that way, and it had some of my favorite toppings. I went with the large stuffed crust, which I had somehow forgotten was still a thing. A glorious, dangerous thing.

This beast came loaded with cupping pepperoni, spicy jalapeños, and a drizzle of honey. I kicked the sweetness up another notch by adding my personal favorite and eternal controversy starter, pineapple. Yes, I know. Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. There aren’t too many hills I’m willing to die on, but this is one of them. I will defend pineapple with honor.

There were so many toppings that I had to eat it with a fork, which I did not mind at all. Honestly, it felt appropriate. This wasn’t a casual grab-and-go slice. This was a full encounter. A boss battle. The sheer plethora of toppings demanded structure and patience. Next time I might add extra cheese to help hold it all together, not because it was lacking, but because there was so much going on. And that’s not a complaint. I would rather have too many toppings than not enough any day of the week. The chains aren’t even in the same conversation here.

I also grabbed the Cheesy Pepperoni Knots, and those deserve their own moment. Soft, loaded, and begging to be dipped. A quick swim in the included garlic butter and marinara and it was game over. Absolute highlight reel material.

Now here’s where the quest deepens.

Bernard Pizza Co. has roots that go all the way back to 1996, but the Bernard’s people know today really took shape in 2020. That was the year they stepped away from the franchise side of things and rebuilt it into something of their own. And like most good things, it didn’t begin with everything neatly figured out.

It started with long nights, a whole lot of learning, and figuring things out in real time. There was excitement, but also exhaustion. Hope too. The kind of hope that says, “If we keep showing up every day, maybe this becomes something people love.” That’s not always glamorous, but it’s honest. And sometimes honest beginnings are the strongest foundation.

Ward may be a small town, but that doesn’t mean it deserves small dreams. It’s full of hardworking families and people who care about where they live. Bernard’s saw that. In a town like Ward, you’re not just serving customers. You’re serving neighbors.

Brick by brick. Shift by shift. Order by order. The people of Ward kept showing up for them, and Bernard’s kept showing up right back.

In a small town, a business becomes more than a business. It becomes part of routines. Traditions. Memories. The place families go after games. The place someone grabs dinner after a long day. The place people recommend when someone asks, “Where should we eat?”

Beyond the pizza, Bernard’s has created jobs for locals, supported other small businesses, and helped fund work close to their hearts like dog rescue. Food may be what gets people through the door, but community is what gives a place its soul.

As Ward has grown, Bernard’s has grown too. Larger space. Better kitchen systems. Online ordering. Expanded menu with more options and dietary accommodations. Growth sounds simple from the outside, but the real challenge is growing without losing what made people love you in the first place.

For Bernard’s, the moment it became more than a job came through the regulars. The people they know by name. The people who recognize the shirts and the logo out in public. When folks go out of their way to tell you how much they love what you built, that hits different.

And some of the most important work they do happens quietly. Many of their team members are young people working their first jobs. Confidence is built behind that counter. Responsibility is learned. Someone who starts nervous on day one may stand a little taller a year later. That doesn’t show up on a menu, but it matters.

Cabot and the surrounding area thrive when businesses care about more than just the bottom line. Bernard’s Pizza Company is a great example of that. Great pizza. Great people. Great purpose.

Go grab a slice and show them some love. And while you’re there, ask about the Unchained Hearts Project and how you can support it. That’s what community looks like.

For now, the verdict stands. The Paladin made it in time. The Dumpster Fire was conquered.

And to my friend Jen, with love and respect…

Take that, Jen!!

I left full. I left content. And as always, tell em Phil sent ya!

Over at Gurdy's, this week’s special is The Ragin Cajun Burger, and let me tell ya, this one came out swinging.When insp...
05/06/2026

Over at Gurdy's, this week’s special is The Ragin Cajun Burger, and let me tell ya, this one came out swinging.

When inspiration strikes because of a messed up delivery and the boss is away, sometimes you just have to pivot and trust the quest. That pivot brought us a Cajun seasoned patty, a homebrewed Cajun pico with avocado, bell peppers, and some secret seasonings, then topped off with garlic Cajun aioli and Fontina cheese. What started as an on-the-fly idea turned into one mighty fine burger.

The flavor was bold without trying too hard. The Cajun seasoning had just enough kick, the pico brought a fresh little crunch, and that garlic Cajun aioli tied the whole thing together like a well-earned victory after a long battle.

Homemade seasoned chips on the side and a Coke Zero to wash it down made the meal complete.

Another quest conquered at Gurdy’s. Another burger Paladin Approved!

I left full. I left content. And as always, tell em Phil sent ya!

Out on a quest at Pinnacle Mountain State Park, this humble Burger Paladin sought a rare treasure… rest. A true Paladin ...
04/17/2026

Out on a quest at Pinnacle Mountain State Park, this humble Burger Paladin sought a rare treasure… rest. A true Paladin knows even the strongest must step away from the battlefield and recover among the trees. The breeze was kind, the birds sang their buffs, and for a moment, all was balanced in the realm, until the map betrayed me.

What began as a peaceful stroll turned into an unmarked side quest. Trails twisted, paths doubled back, and before long I was wandering like a low-level adventurer who skipped the tutorial. After what felt like an entire in-game day, I finally emerged from the woods victorious but with my HP low and my hunger meter deep in the red.

There was only one place that could restore me, Layla’s Gyros & Pizzeria.

An old favorite from the McCain days, now holding it down on Rodney Parham in Little Rock like a trusted innkeeper who never left their post. I went with my usual. The gyro, stacked right and blessed with extra tzatziki, cool and savory like a healing spell. The fries came through as a dependable companion, crispy and ready for battle. Then the chicken Greek pizza entered the party, bringing bold flavor and enough weight to feel like a true post-dungeon reward.

We finished the feast with hummus and warm pita, simple but perfect. The kind of dish you share while recounting tales of getting absolutely turned around in the wilderness.

Another quest complete. Stats restored. Spirit renewed. The adventure continues.

I left full. I left content. And as always, tell em Phil sent ya.

From the desk of the Burger Paladin…Today’s quest was not for burgers, but for something far greater. I took Gurdy's own...
04/16/2026

From the desk of the Burger Paladin…

Today’s quest was not for burgers, but for something far greater. I took Gurdy's own Geese Witherspoon down to Lonoke County Safe Haven to deliver the check from the 1st Annual Geese Witherspoon 2K Fun Run. What started as a simple idea turned into something powerful, and that’s because of this community.

To everyone who showed up, waddled, walked, ran, or just cheered from the sidelines… and to every local business that stepped in to support… y’all made this happen. This wasn’t about speed or distance. It was about coming together and doing some real good.

Moments like this remind me that the strongest parties aren’t built on stats or gear… they’re built on people showing up for each other.

If you ever feel the need to volunteer or give money directly to LCSH, they are a great organization!

From the bottom of my heart, thank you….Phil

From the desk of the Burger Paladin… a quick update from the field 🪿✨The 2K Fun Run may be behind us, but the shirts hav...
04/14/2026

From the desk of the Burger Paladin… a quick update from the field 🪿✨

The 2K Fun Run may be behind us, but the shirts have officially arrived. If you pre-registered for the event, your shirt is ready and waiting for you.

Swing by Gurdy’s during normal business hours to pick it up. Appreciate y’all showing up, supporting the cause, and being part of something special.

04/11/2026

I was already a bit emotional this morning but this is awesome! Such a great turnout this morning!! We are so appreciative of everyone that came. This was a quick turn around event, and the fact we raised $2,500 to donate to Lonoke County Safe Haven is just amazing!

Thanks goes out to In Motion Productions for being a part of this! Community is bigger than any one of us and I just love being in ours! Thank you Rachel, the mastermind at Gurdy's LLC and Jess and Justin over at Fiegel's Fix-It y'all don't take as much credit as you deserve! Everyone be sure to follow us for more goose shenanigans in the future!

This morning was our first Honks Into Hope event, 1st Annual Geese Witherspoon's 2K Fun Run! We had over 60 runners and ...
04/11/2026

This morning was our first Honks Into Hope event, 1st Annual Geese Witherspoon's 2K Fun Run! We had over 60 runners and over 30 sponsors! Our amazing team made this all happen in just 3 short weeks, but we couldn’t do any of it without the support of our community. Thank you to everyone who helped put this event together, especially on such short notice! Y’all helped raise over $2500, that we will be presenting to Lonoke County Safe Haven in the next week.

Special shoutout to Sisterly Sublimation & DTF for making our shirts. Those can be picked up at Gurdy’s as soon as they’re finished.

Thank you to D2Z Designz for the awesome trophies and medals, and congratulations to all of our winners. We appreciate every single participant who came out.

A big thanks to Miracle from Ada’s Bark House for connecting us with Jak’s Second Chance Rescue so we could celebrate with some amazing pups.

Thank you to the Austin City Council and Parks and Rec, and to Mayor Bernie for bringing the ribbon and those big ole scissors. Trina, Kayla and all the other ladies, thank you for all your help and we look forward to many more collaborations in the future!

Jess and Justin from Fiegel’s Fix It, thank you for everything you do. Jessica and Nathan from In Motion Productions, thank you for helping document the event.

Rachel Smith, thank you for being my partner in all of this. Be sure to go eat at Gurdy’s. And last but not least, Ms. Geese Witherspoon herself. Who knew a little ole goose could cause such a commotion.

04/10/2026

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