Gangsta’s Paradise Farm

04/21/2026

We figuring this s**t out dw 💪😭 but I stg!!! fOr tHiS dOeLiNg wE pRaYeD, pain in the ass goat!!!!!!

1. Born sleepy; had to warm her up and bottle train extra 🫩
2. Stands Stupid III 🚫📉
3. Over eager at feedings 😵
4. Stubborn 🚨
5. Landless 😮‍💨
6. No car 🤯
7. Broke 🤢🤮
8. Annoying👎😴
9. Idk get out already bye 👉🚪

03/17/2024

03/13/2024

Every single day, Miss Hannibal Lecter here teaches me new ways to earn my daily dose of cortisol. Today Stubs is wearing a grazing mask because she fu***ng bites her friends. Okay pitbull 😤 wear the mask then

03/12/2024

Olive Egger cross hen 2 years old

She has been actively laying since January and lays consistently during the year.

Definitely one of my best girls.

$20 farm pick up or meet in Skate City parking lot

03/12/2024

Strawberry says sorry (he is still capable of extreme violence)

03/12/2024

Well Strawberry you actual dunce. You really fu**ed it up this time. He is in baby JAIL for tusking his sounder mate over a fu***ng banana SEIZE HIM ARREST THIS FOOL. And it was fractions of a cm away from disaster! You IDIOT 😭

So ya TIL Strawberry doesn’t share bananas with his friends. Everybody start booing this mf immediately and intensely. Passionately, even.

03/11/2024

They heard something I can’t and I so wanna be in the know 👀👂🔊 tell me besties!! I’m shook

03/10/2024

Thank you, pigeons, for not running away. I really appreciate that.

03/09/2024

LOOK AT THE FAT ROLLS 🥹