J&J Ranch

05/31/2026

If I don't see you again, will I see you in Heaven?

Whew. 😳

That's a question that'll make you stop scrolling for a minute.

I heard someone say that today. They said whenever they meet someone they likely won't ever see again, they ask them, If I don't see you again, will I see you in Heaven?

Now listen... we spend a whole lot of time worrying about stuff that won't matter 100 years from now. We worry about our jobs, our bills, our houses, our social media followers, whether Karen from high school liked our post, and if our jeans still fit after vacation. 🤣

But at the end of the day, none of that goes with us.

Not your job title.
Not your bank account.
Not your fancy truck.
Not your big house.
Not your popularity.

The only thing that matters is where your soul is headed.

I know that's not the trendy message these days. It's not the feel-good, everybody-gets-a-trophy message. But the truth is still the truth whether it's popular or not.

Jesus didn't call us to kinda-sorta follow Him when it's convenient. He called us to surrender our lives to Him. To be all in.

And before somebody says, Well, nobody's perfect, you're right. Not one of us is. That's exactly why we need Jesus.

Friend, this life is shorter than we think. One minute you're young and wild, the next minute you're making noises every time you stand up and getting excited about a new vacuum cleaner. 😂

So I'll ask you the same question...

If I don't see you again, will I see you in Heaven? 🩷

05/30/2026

Have y’all seen that video going around where the officer pulled over a woman because he supposedly saw her holding her phone in her RIGHT HAND while driving? 🤔

The problem?

The woman doesn't have a right hand. She doesn't have a right arm below the elbow.

Now everybody is sharing it, laughing, making jokes, racking up views, and yeah... I get it. The actual moment where the officer says he saw her phone in her right hand and she calmly lifts up her arm and says, "I don't have a right hand" is straight out of a sitcom. 😳😂

But after the laugh wears off, can we talk about the part that isn't funny?

Because if we're being honest, this wasn't some magical misunderstanding. An officer used a reason to stop someone that was literally impossible.

And that's the part that should bother people.

Before anybody starts typing in all caps, no, I am NOT saying every officer is bad. Just like not every guy with serial killer glasses is plotting something in a basement. Not every dude with a suspicious mustache is starring in questionable films. And not every woman named Candy works a pole. 😂

I know good officers. Some of them are fantastic people.

But we also have to stop pretending bad officers don't exist.

For some folks, that traffic stop becomes a funny viral video.

For other folks, traffic stops turn into searches, arrests, tasings, injuries, or worse.

That's why accountability matters.

The thing that makes me sad is that so many people watched that video and only saw the punchline. I watched it and saw another example of why so many people have lost trust in law enforcement.

Trust isn't destroyed by the good officers.

Trust is destroyed when the bad ones are protected, excused, ignored, or allowed to keep doing the same things over and over.

If you love and trust the police, that's okay. I'm not trying to change your mind.

If you're an officer who genuinely serves your community with integrity, this isn't about you either.

I'm simply saying what we should be able to say about any profession:

There are good apples.

There are bad apples.

And pretending the bad apples don't exist doesn't make the barrel any healthier. 🍎

Anyway, that's my two cents. Y'all can agree, disagree, scroll on by, or tell me I'm wrong. That's the beauty of the internet. 🤷‍♀️😂

05/28/2026

Welcome to J&J Ranch, where the goats are dramatic, the chickens are feral, and we are convinced our dog IS Michael Myers. 😭🔪🐕‍⬛

I’ve only been posting this mess on my personal page, but honestly it’s too funny not to share here too. So welcome to the ongoing series of:
“I Think My Dog Is Michael Myers.” 😂

Y’all… this dog does NOT act normal. He doesn’t run up wagging his tail like a regular dog. No. This psychopath stands silently in tree lines, behind tractors, behind a tree and now… BEHIND THE CLOTHESLINE like he personally directed Halloween. 😳

I walked outside and nearly met Jesus because all I saw was a giant black figure standing motionless behind a sheet staring at me through the gap. WHY DOES HE DO THIS?!

And honestly, if I ever hear the Michael Myers theme song softly playing in the distance, I’d like to think I’m the smart girl in the movie that runs out the front door and survives… but realistically I’m probably the one that trips over absolutely nothing and runs upstairs for no reason. 😭😂

Welcome to the farm, we have fresh eggs, baby goats, and emotional trauma. 😂

05/13/2026

True story!

Meet the gang

Left to right
Top row: Neil, Ashley, Lil Jon
Bottom row: Mary-Kate, Butterscotch, June

05/09/2026

Okay I jumped on the trend and decided to try the Met Gala wardrobe on ChatGPT 💃🏽
It nailed the farmer theme incorporating the art theme.

I NEED that outfit for real to do farm chores in!!! 😂🤣

Let’s see yours! Prompt is below!

Prompt:

Create an ultra high-fashion Met Gala editorial portrait using the uploaded photo as the exact facial reference. The theme is fashion is Art! Preserve facial features, eye shape, smile, skin texture, and overall identity with high realism. Do not beautify beyond natural luxury editorial retouching. Do NOT alter facial structure or identity.
Do NOT cartoonize or overly AI-stylize the face.
Maintain realism and likeness at all costs.

Tips: include phrases of your color choice, or say “considering all you know about me” if you don’t like your ensemble go back and describe what you are looking for such as a Versace inspired or pick out an artistic style you like

Remember you are teaching your AI to learn YOU

05/08/2026

Mornin’, from the barnyard, y’all ☀️🐐🍼

We are officially on baby watch out here at J&J Ranch and Lord have mercy, Mary-Kate is makin’ sure everybody knows it 😭😂

That girl has been pacing all morning, pawing the ground, laying down, getting back up, talking under her breath, and looking at me like this whole situation is somehow MY fault 💀

We had ultrasounds done and we’re pretty sure she’s got at least 3… possibly 4 babies packed in there like little sardines 🫠🐐🐐🐐🐐 So if y’all would, please say a prayer for our sweet girl today 🙏 Pray for healthy babies, an easy labor, and no complications. Farm life is beautiful, but these delivery days will have your nerves tore slap up 😭

And Miss June… 👀
Yeah…
She’s waddling around looking suspicious too. Her udder is filling up and should not be far behind Mary-Kate! Butterscotch is about to have a bunch of playmates!

Meanwhile I’ve got:
☕ coffee gone cold for the fifth time
🌾 straw stuck in my boots
📱 barn cameras pulled up nonstop
🐐 goats screaming
🫠 and me out here acting like a first time dad pacing the halls of the hospital like it’s 1928

One thing about farm animals… they will wait ALLLLLLLLLLL day long doing absolutely nothing and then decide to have babies the second you lay down to sleep 😭😂

Y’all stay tuned because it’s fixing to be tiny hooves and chaos around here real soon 🐐🍼🤎

Drop a 🩷 if you think we’ll have girls and a 💙 if you think we’ll have boys or a mix!!!

05/07/2026

Y’all 🥹🩵 let me officially introduce y’all to the newest little baby at J&J Ranch… BUTTERSCOTCH 🐐✨

This sweet little guy was born 5/5/26 and he is happy, healthy, and already bouncing around like he’s had espresso and zero supervision 😂 Watching him figure out those tiny little legs, running, jumping, and hopping sideways all over the pen has been the sweetest thing ever 🥹

And somehow this tiny little goat who is only 48 hours old already thinks he’s supposed to be climbing hay bales 😭🐐 He keeps trying so hard and it is absolutely darling watching his little self wobble around trying to conquer the farm one bale at a time 😂

He already loves cuddles too 🥹🩵 Every time we pick him up, he just melts into us, nuzzles right in, and even gives tiny little nose kisses 😭 I swear God made baby goats specifically to make people emotional because ain’t no way something should be this precious 😂

And Ashley has been SUCH a good little momma 🩷 Which honestly blows my mind because this is the same little girl who was sleeping INSIDE the food bowl with her sister last year like two tiny freeloaders at an all-you-can-eat buffet 😭🍽️ and now she’s over here raising babies and being all responsible. Lord, they grow up so fast 😂

Butterscotch is a rare little guy too! He looks just like Neil Young but he’s got those gorgeous blue eyes like Lil Jon 👀💙 and I swear he already knows he’s cute 😂

Honestly, moments like this remind me how amazing God’s creation really is. There is just something so special about walking outside onto your own farm and getting to witness new life, tiny little hops, proud mommas, and all these sweet babies growing right in front of your eyes 🥹 God really made goats entirely too adorable and I’m convinced He knew exactly what He was doing when He created them 😂🩵

Meanwhile, we are on baby watch for Mary-Kate and June 👀🐐 Their babies should be here anytime now and every time I walk outside I’m scanning for babies like an exhausted farm grandma waiting on grandbabies 😂

Everybody give some love and welcome baby Butterscotch to J&J Ranch 🩵🐐

05/07/2026

04/21/2026

Y’all… I did a thing 🍋

Introducing my brand new
Bless Your Tart Cookies 💛

These are not your average store bought lemon cookies. No ma’am.

These are soft, chewy, melt-in-your-mouth cookies with just the right mix of sweet and a little sassy lemony kick. Like sunshine in your mouth ☀️

They’ve got a pretty crackly powdered sugar on the outside, but inside??
Soft, buttery, lemony goodness that’ll have you going back for “just one more” about 41 times 😂

I’m telling you right now… these are about to be a problem, lol

They are officially on the menu and ready to go to their new homes!

Get your orders in 💕
Because something tells me these won’t last long 👀

$8 half dozen (for the “just wanna try them” people)
$15 dozen
$18 dozen wrapped beautifully to gift to someone!
Shipping available