06/08/2026
🚨 UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I'M BACK 🚨
After weeks of recovery, multiple doctor appointments, enough medications to tranquilize a rhinoceros, and everyone's repeated suggestions that I should "slow down," I have made the medically questionable decision to reopen the food truck.
That's right. The rumors of my retirement, good judgment, and ability to sit still were greatly exaggerated.
The food truck will be OPEN this week.
I'd love to see all my friends, regulars, and the people who have been stalking my page wondering when I'd start cooking again. I appreciate all the calls, texts, prayers, and check-ins. Some of y'all have checked on me so much I'm starting to think you were making sure I wasn't selling my smokers.
For those wondering how recovery is going:
* I'm alive.
* I'm healing.
* I'm still ugly, so apparently miracles do have limits.
* My doctors have concerns.
* I have barbecue.
One of us is winning.
Come by, grab some food, and see me before my next follow-up appointment where I'll undoubtedly be asked, "Have you been taking it easy?"
The answer, for legal reasons, is yes.
We'll have brisket, ribs, sausage, sarcasm, and enough caffeine-fueled stubbornness to power a small city.
If I look tired, no I don't.
If I look like I should be resting, mind your business.
If I tell you I'm fine, that's EMS for "probably not, but we're moving forward."
Come hungry.
And if you don't come by after I've nearly died, had multiple surgeries, and still dragged myself back to a smoker to feed you people, I'm going to assume we're enemies now.
See y'all this week. ❤️🔥🥩