Blackwater aka “ The One Shoe” Ranch

Blackwater aka “ The One Shoe” Ranch Welcome to Blackwater aka “One Shoe” Ranch! Nestled on 20 acres in MO, home to a host of hilarious characters who merely tolerate the human one shoed lady.
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Join in the adventures of the bratty horses, devious goats, dogs, and Julian the opinionated gander

🐾🌿 Blackwater Ranch Report: 🌿🐾The Pyr/ Anatolian puppies have officially entered their tiny tornado era. Every bucket is...
06/16/2026

🐾🌿 Blackwater Ranch Report: 🌿🐾

The Pyr/ Anatolian puppies have officially entered their tiny tornado era. Every bucket is a toy, every shoe is a treasure, and every clean surface is apparently a challenge. Water bowl? Fun for splashing and making dirty! Rinse and repeat !

Meanwhile, Dmitri decided that mud is less of a condition and more of a lifestyle choice. He strutted across the ranch looking like he’d been marinated in a swamp and couldn’t be prouder of himself.

Buttercup and Siouxsie spend their days supervising the chaos from the pasture, offering absolutely no help whatsoever while judging everyone’s life choices. All while awaiting a certain gentleman by the name of Romeo.

Just another perfectly normal day at Blackwater Ranch. Mud, mayhem, puppies, and creatures who firmly believe they’re management. 🤎🐄🐾



Julian would like it noted that none of this would’ve happened under his leadership. 🪿👑

Today’s lesson: just because a stranger on the internet says something with confidence doesn’t make it true.My brief inv...
06/16/2026

Today’s lesson: just because a stranger on the internet says something with confidence doesn’t make it true.

My brief investigation into gravity has concluded. Gravity won. Julian was right- don’t let it go to his head 😂

Bonnie found the driest seat on the ranch and claimed it like a tiny one-legged queen. Rain go away! Siouxsie and Butter...
06/13/2026

Bonnie found the driest seat on the ranch and claimed it like a tiny one-legged queen. Rain go away!

Siouxsie and Buttercup spent the afternoon inspecting puddles, eating snacks, and contributing absolutely nothing to farm operations.

Julian remains furious that nobody asked his opinion, which is impressive considering he gives it every thirty seconds anyway.

Just another rainy day at Blackwater. 🌧️🐄🦮🪿

Goodnight from the ranch!
06/10/2026

Goodnight from the ranch!

The wildflowers are still showing off, Ziggy was busy announcing sunset to anyone willing to listen, and Cora stood fait...
06/09/2026

The wildflowers are still showing off, Ziggy was busy announcing sunset to anyone willing to listen, and Cora stood faithfully at his side like his personal bodyguard.

Ash wandered through the golden light looking far too handsome for his own good. Buttercup and Siouxsie supervised the evening shift. The dogs made their rounds.

And Joanie?

Joanie has officially resigned from motherhood.

She keeps climbing into the back of the horse stall just to escape her puppies for five minutes of peace and quiet. Honestly, I can’t say I blame her.

Just another evening at Blackwater, where the flowers are blooming, the animals are running the place, and the sunset somehow manages to outdo itself every night.

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Centerview, MO

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