The Harp & The Hen

05/26/2026

05/21/2026

Don’t come ‘round here if you don’t want to see my farm animals! 😂
゚viralシ

04/25/2026

The ladies showing off!

04/24/2026

It can’t be just me…right?

04/23/2026

Who are you excited to get eggs from? Share who you can’t wait to get your hands on and share a pic of what you’ll be getting! Let’s help promote each other and the gorgeous work y’all do! Mine is Vagabond Culture Sapphire Standard!

04/23/2026

Meet Fizzle the Frizzle, a creature forged from static electricity, questionable decisions, and the distant sound of someone opening a snack bag.

Fizzle does not walk — she skitters. She does not cluck — she emits tiny goblin noises that imply both mischief and tax fraud. Her feathers defy gravity, logic, and the emotional stability of anyone who tries to groom her.

Her daily chaos includes:

• Appearing behind you without warning
• Stealing objects too large for her to reasonably carry
• Starting beef with her own reflection
• Acting like she’s been wronged by the universe every time a breeze touches her

She believes she is:
• 60% feral woodland sprite
• 30% lint trap with opinions
• 10% “I will bite God if given the chance”

If you see her staring into the void, do not worry — she’s simply downloading new ways to cause problems.