Mammary Lane Body Lotion

06/02/2026

Our summer drop featuring White Cow Vanilla has been a smashing success! Get your jar of cows' milk lotion and celebrate June Dairy Month in style.

You, too, can be:
💧moisturized
😎 in your lane
💅🏼 unbothered

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Meet Glitter, the inspiration behind our new scent White Cow Vanilla.

Glitter is obviously very white, but she's also a herd favorite because of her warm and gentle personality! Like its namesake, White Cow Vanilla is inviting, friendly, and comforting with the perfect amount of sweetness.

Keep your eyes peeled for White Cow Vanilla and all our new lotions (including a couple of masculine scents!) on June 1st!

05/19/2026

Meet Glitter, the inspiration behind our new scent White Cow Vanilla.

Glitter is obviously very white, but she's also a herd favorite because of her warm and gentle personality! Like its namesake, White Cow Vanilla is inviting, friendly, and comforting with the perfect amount of sweetness.

Keep your eyes peeled for White Cow Vanilla and all our new lotions (including a couple of masculine scents!) on June 1st!

05/17/2026

6.1.26 🤠🌠🌌

Spring scents will continue for perpetuity as well!

03/21/2026

Happy first day of spring! What a beautiful 60 degree day here on the farm 😍

Our spring collection dropped this morning, and we can't wait to share it with you! We brought back Peaches and Cream and Cowcumber Melon...and three new scents you just cannot miss out on, especially if you're of the Midwestern persuasion.

Nothing but blue skies, bench seats, and Wranglers that fit just right from here on out!

Cows and creativity since 1902. Telling our story through handcrafted lotions using milk from our dairy cows and photographic prints of moments captured on our farm.

02/20/2026

Have moo herd? (cow pun)

You can now find our lotions at Edgewood Bakeshop in Chetek! We're really excited about partnering with such a wonderful business that appreciates food, farming, and keeping it local.

Stop in this weekend, grab something scrumptious (Titus really likes the cruffins, Sam adores the almond croissants, and I'm partial to the coffee cake), and don't forget a little treat for your skin!

02/17/2026

You guys really loved our Valentine's Day lotions this year! Great news: we're making our Valentine's Day collection permanent! That's right, you'll be able to get Two Dozen Roses and all her friends like guest star Keeper of the Stars year round from here on out!

At the end of the month we'll be renaming it the 90s Country collection. To celebrate, all of those lotions will be 15% off through the end of the month!

Discount code valentine15 automatically applied at checkout.

Special gifts for special someones because everyone likes good lotion.

02/12/2026

15% off our Valentine's Day collection! Discount automatically applied at checkout.

Special gifts for special someones because everyone likes good lotion.

02/11/2026

I'm just as guilty as anybody else of waiting until the last minute but run, don't walk to our website for our Valentine's Day collection of handcrafted cows' milk lotions!

Not sure what scent to get that special someone? Here's a quick run down:
-Two Dozen Roses: a classic rose scent. Can't go wrong there.
-This Kiss: remember Love Spell from the late 90s-early 2000s? Same stuff. Floral-fruity magic that has stood the rest of time.
-Carried Away: tropical-floral bliss to sweep you off your feet like the classic George Strait song.
-Keeper of the Stars: heaven in a jar. It's a slow dance for your sense of smell.
-Boot Scootin' Boogie: smells like good cologne and two steppin'.

They're all incredible in their own way, not to mention good for your skin and made with all the love I could muster.

Link to purchase is in the comments below!

02/10/2026

Tomorrow is the last day to order Valentine's Day lotion to guarantee timely Saturday delivery for that special someone!

Even if you forget, or suddenly meet the love of your life later this week, we've got you covered - the lineup will be available on our website until the 17th.

Lotion fresh from the dairy farm can help show your softer side this Valentine's Day.