Jalapeño Kitchen

05/23/2026

Been thinking real hard about pizzas lately. (When don't I? 🤣🤣) Not so much about eating it, but making it again.

We've worked in plenty of Pizza places. We have matching Pizza tattoos. We have come up with some things you couldn't begin to fathom in the pizza realm. (Why we would put red beans and rice and crawfish on a pizza, I really dunno, but we did it Lol)

So if we did an on the side, specific days a week, when we are available artisan gourmet pizzas, who would support? If we really go for it, probably late fall would logically be when we get going.

I know some of y'all have been blessed by our 'zzas before, so like or comment what flavor pizza you would want!

05/17/2026

Sometimes I forget the things I can do.

🍇 Say Goodbye to Boring Snack Boards! 🧀

Ever look at a massive, stunning charcuterie board and think, *“I want that, but I have absolutely no idea where to start”*?

We get it! Crafting the perfect board is a true art form. It’s all about balancing flavors, textures, and—let's be honest—making it look absolutely gorgeous for the gram. 📸✨

Take a look at this masterpiece:

The Cheeses: From rich, honey-drizzled brie to perfect little cubes of pepper jack and logs of herbed goat cheese.

The Meats: Beautifully folded salami roses and savory prosciutto.

The Sweet & Savory Balance: Fresh raspberries, blackberries, crisp green apples, dark chocolate-covered pretzels, and a mix of crunchy nuts.

The Crunch: An epic variety of artisanal crackers and crisps to tie it all together.

Whether you're hosting a wine night, a holiday party, a bridal shower, or you just want to elevate your weekend snacking, you don't have to stress about putting this together yourself.
We've got you covered!

🛒 Want one for your next event?

Skip the grocery lines and the styling stress. Just get ahold of us right here on the Jalapeno Kitchen FB Page! Drop us a direct message with your event date and party size, and let us build something incredible for you.

👇 What's your absolute must-have item on a charcuterie board? Let us know in the comments! 👇

05/09/2026

Hey Y'all, been awhile. But its time.

Craving something creamy, spicy, and out of this world?

This Monday, 5/11, Jalapeño Kitchen is serving up our signature Spaghetti Verde. It’s messy, it’s creamy, and it is absolutely packed with flavor. We start with a rich poblano cream sauce, shred chicken into it, pile on the blackened chicken, and top it all off with cotija.

All this for $15:
🔥 Loaded Up Spaghetti Verde w/ Chicken
🔥 Roasted Veggies OR Hot Honey Carrots
🔥 Garlic Bread
🔥 Dessert

Swing by for PICKUP (in LJ), or order 4 or more plates and we’ll DELIVER it to you! Order now and get ready to eat good.

Send us a message or comment below and we will get with you to see how many you'd like to order; Can be ready for Lunch, Dinner, or anytime inbetween!

05/05/2026

🌮 ATENCIÓN MI GENTE

¡Este 5 de mayo en Papa Juancho’s vamos a romperla con tacos a solo $1! 💃🕺

Carne bien sazonada, tortillas doraditas, cebolla, cilantro… y si no llegas temprano, te quedas mirando 👀
Desde las 3 hasta las 7 pm—prepárate porque esto se va a poner más caliente que el comal 🔥
Trae a la familia, trae a la suegra, trae al que te debe dinero—¡pero llega!

…whoops, I hit the SAP button 😅

Alright y’all—Cinco de Mayo = $1 TACOS $1.50 Beans

🍓 Strawberry Crunch
And
🍫Abuelitas Chocolate
Tres Leches Cakes will also be available for $5 a piece. (Get yours quick, limited quantities available)

🗓️ May 5th 3 PM – 7PM or completely sold out of food!
🌍309 E Plantation Dr Clute, TX

Food will fly, so come in early!
🌮🔥

05/04/2026

Strawberry Ice Cream Bar, but make it Tres Leches! 🍰

This week, Chef Emma is bringing back those childhood vibes with her Strawberry Crunch Tres Leches. She will be selling them at Papa Juancho’s Cinco de Mayo, so decided to let everyone know this can be ordered from us at anytime, for any event!

It’s cool, creamy, and topped with that signature strawberry crumble.

Get it while it's fresh:
$5 Slices ➡️ Limited Time: only available Cinco de Mayo at Papa Juancho's.

$20 8x8 Pan ➡️ Perfect for the weekend.

$35 13x9 Pan ➡️ For the ultimate family treat.

Cinco de Mayo would be the perfect time to try it if you have not. It is one of her morst requested desserts.

P.S. We will also have Abuelitas Chocolate Tres Leches on the truck Cinco de Mayo; also available to order a whole cake anytime.

Also feel free to message us and give us your ideas. We like to experiment and would love to hear what flavors you would like to try!

04/26/2026

Papa Juancho’s being closed on the weekends got us feeling like an early 00s Emo kid.

So like Raul in highschool. 🤣

04/19/2026

If you are in need, go get some great BBQ!

Update...all plates are gone!! Thank you!!

12 Free "plates" available now. Please only take what you need, each box has a half chicken and ribs. Enough for 2 people easily.

04/19/2026

04/19/2026

Come by next week.

My first kitchen job was at a Chipotle in San Marcos, Tx.

Come see why my bowls are better. 😉

-Raúl