07/23/2025
👑 Dirty Kings is officially in the works.
We’re a family bringing something fizzy, flavorful, and a little bit chaotic to the mean streets of Northeast Washington: a mobile drink trailer built for everyday celebrations, after-school treats, weekend wins, and small-town moments.
💥 What is Dirty Kings?
We’re building a trailer that serves handcrafted Dirty Sodas, Royal Refreshers, and Energy Elixirs — family-friendly drinks with bold flavor combos, unexpected toppings, and a whole lot of personality.
🥤 Wait... what’s a dirty soda?
Take your favorite soda.
Now mix it with syrups, purées, cream, fruit, maybe some candy, maybe some chaos.
Top it with whipped cream, sprinkles, sour belts, or sparkle fizz — and you’ve got yourself a dirty soda. It’s nostalgic, it’s indulgent, and it’s definitely not your grandma’s pop. (Unless your grandma is cooler than mine, and mine was pretty cool.)
💡 Why are we doing this?
Because Colville deserves something fun.
Because little wins deserve to be celebrated.
Because we believe flavor should be full of joy, and drinks should feel like an experience — not just a pop bottle from the gas station, or another drive-thru coffee stand.
🏔️ *whispers* Are you guys from Utah?
I mean... yeah. I am. Born and raised at the base of Little Cottonwood Canyon.
Yes, I ski. Yes, I’m Mormon (get over it). Yes, I’m a housewife — but not those housewives. I met my husband in Kettle Falls in the last century (don’t do the math), we briefly bounced back to Utah, and then we made our way back to Colville in 2003.
🔧 Where are we now?
We’re in the building phase — designing the trailer, dialing in the drinks, and planning a whole menu of fizzy, flavorful, story-driven creations. Is it scary? Only a lot. But we’re doing it scared and showing up messy crowns and all.
This isn’t just about soda. It’s about celebrating life on purpose.
We’ll be popping up at parks, markets, festivals, schools, and neighborhoods near you — and you’ll want to be there when the crown drops.
👑 Dirty Kings is coming. Let’s make it messy.
